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A/N: Hey guys! Thank you so much for the reviews!! I'm sorry the last two chapters were a bit short, but I'll make it long in this one. ^_^ Enjoy! R&R!!

Quistis smiled as she walked into the shop.  She was glad the clothes weren't too revealing.  Just my style.  Greeted by some employers, she nodded her head to them.  Quistis looked around.  Hm…I like this place.  It's color-coordinated…very organized.  She casually walked to a section of peach clothing.  Looking through them, she stopped short.  "What am I doing?" she said to herself.  With a swift turn she strolled to another color section: blue. 

"May I help you, lil' lady?"

Quistis yelped a little by the sudden greeting and turned around.  A blonde man stood behind her, smiling and examining Quistis.  He was half a head shorter than her.

"Um...uh…yes, as a matter a fact," she stuttered.  Fat chance of you getting me buddy.  She snickered to herself.  "I would like to find something that…" she thought for a moment, "..brings out my eyes." 

The man smiled.  "Heh, of course.  I know just the thing that would bring out those lovely eyes of yours."  He winked at her and advanced forward.  Quistis rolled her eyes and followed the man.

~*~

Knock knock.

"It's me, Irvine."

"Irvine," Seifer shot back from behind the bathroom door, "you're are not going to dye my precious hair."

Irvine grinned and sighed.  "I'm coming in."

Opening the door, the cowboy saw the SeeD crossing his arms and sitting in the tub, obviously looking stupid.  Irvine shook a cardboard container in his hand.  "I have it!  Now, come site on the toilet seat and let's start dyeing!" the cowboy said enthusiastically.

"Hell no!" Seifer pulled the shower curtains to cover himself. 

"*sigh* Seifer, do ya wanna get girls and actually get laid for once?  C'mon, once we're all done, and when you walk right out of this bathroom door, you're gonna be a new man!"

"Pfft." Reluctantly, Seifer stood up and sat on the toilet seat.  "I'm warning you, it that smelly shit messes up my hair, you're going down."

Irvine chuckled.  "Ha ha.  No need to worry.  I've done this before."

"Did what?  Trap men in bathrooms?"

The cowboy ignored the remark and got out the contents of hair dye.  "Let's see.  'Poor bottle B into bottle A.  Then poor bottle C into bottle A.  Mix well.'"  Irvine followed the instructions, and turned to Seifer.  Seifer made a face, and crossed his arms. 

"Whoops, I almost forgot," Irvine turned around and reached for a towel.  He draped it over Seifer's shoulder.  "Don't wanna get your shirt all messed up by this."  Quickly, before Seifer could say anything, Irvine squirted the black dye onto Seifer's head.

"It smells like shit," the blonde muttered and fidgeting a little.

"Don't move, or you'll be get it all over your face."

Seifer obeyed, but made a face.

10 minutes later.

"It smells like shit."

Irvine stood back and examined Seifer's head.  "Yep, I got every spot."

Seifer's hair was completely engulfed in hair dye.  The black goop glistened on top of his head.

"May I wash it off now!?"

"Heh.  Nope.  Gotta wait…" Irvine looked at the instructions manual, "…wait for 20 minutes."

"WHAT?!  20 minutes!?  I have to sit here like a duck for 20 fucking minutes with this smelly shit on top of my head?"

Irvine just laughed and exited the bathroom.  "I'm timing ya," he said as he walked out, leaving the SeeD pouting.

~*~

"Here you go, lil' lady," the man handed her a periwinkle outfit.  It composed of a beautiful, lacey tank top accompanied with a skirt that extended just below her knees. 

Quistis smiled at his selection.  "Thank you."  I swear, call me 'lil' lady' again and I'll pound your head with my foot.  She smiled sweetly at the man, took the outfit, and headed to the dressing rooms.

She locked the dressing room door and looked in the mirror.  Gotta change this look.  She looked down at her feet.  "I have to get new shoes."  Setting her thoughts aside, she undressed and slipped into the ensemble.  "Wow," Quistis grinned.  "That man has good taste."

She looked remarkably gorgeous in the ensemble.  The periwinkle color did bring out the piercing colors of her eyes, and made her skin seem to glow.  It revealed every curve of her body, showing off her delicate and fragile body.  She smiled in satisfaction.  I think I'll wear it out.  She walked out in full dress and went to the man.  The man smiled widely and eyed her up and down. 

"Wow.  You…look absolutely beautiful."

"Well, it is you who picked this out for me.  By the way, do you have an shoes to match this?  I would like to buy it right away."

The blonde man nodded and happily led her to the shoes section.  Bending down, he selected a pair of high-heel sandals in the perfect color match of her outfit.  Quistis grinned and put the sandals on.  "I'll buy it."

~*~

Seifer turned off the running water and stepped out of the bathtub.  Wrapping himself in a towel, he slowly glanced to the mirror, hoping his hair was okay.  He almost didn't recognize himself.  The once blonde SeeD was now a raven-haired man.  Seifer look completely different; a new man.  "Holy shit.  That son of a bitch actually did a good job."  He forked his fingers through his ebony hair.  "Nice," he commented to himself.

"Thanks," a voice came from behind the door.

Seifer opened it and revealed Irvine.  "Hey, this looks great."

"Heh.  Now, go get dressed.  Girls are waiting for ya."

Within a few minutes, Seifer came out dressed in black.  He looked more sophisticated.  The black hair brought out his emerald eyes, and made him look more handsome.  His black attire made his fit body shape more prominent and gave him a taller and slimmer look.  Seifer nodded his head to Irvine a left.

Outside, he walked to Balamb City, hoping he would meet his ideal girl.  Arriving there, he was greeted by a few girls who winked at him.  He flashed his famous smirk and continued on walking.  Most of the girls he met were…not his type, especially since they were older than he was.  Seifer smiled nervously and walked faster.  Approaching a bench near the many shops of Balamb, he sat there and gazed around.

"When there are many stores, there are many girls," he smiled to himself.

~*~

"Good-bye," the man waved to her.  Quistis exited the door fully dressed in her shoes and attire.  I feel like a new person.  The salty breeze combed her citrine tresses, even thought they were tied up in her usual style.  Walking delicately, a few men made passes at her, but she ignored them. 

Seifer waited and waited…but no sign of a girl his type.  Sighing, he stretched out his feet, put his arms behind his head, and took a little nap of peace.

Something hit is leg hard, followed by a "Ah!" and a THUD