A Twisted Tale of Love

Based on the famous fairy tale: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

kalen

( kalen_ami@edsamail.com.ph )

PART VII – TRAGIC END

Meanwhile, at the bottom of the woods, seven bishie ( i.e. bishonen ) dwarfs are happily taking a break after their long hours of working. [ Yey! Give them a break! They deserve it! He! He! He! ]

A dwarf with a light green hair is playing his flute happily in a happy and relaxing melody as he sat on a huge rock near their wooden dining table.

Five feet away from him, is another dwarf with long silky black hair, busy cleaning his sword and of course admiring his self as he sees his reflection on the metal. "Geez, I'm so beautiful! It's so scary!"

Near to him was a dwarf with purple hair who was busy staring and admiring the dwarf with a black hair. The dwarf was hoping to get a chance to smack him. He said, "Hay! I hope I'm a girl!"

Three feet away is a dwarf with a shoulder length, dark brown hair, busy tending some plants as well performing magic with it. "I think they need more minerals"

The youngest of the dwarf was busy reading thick books about literature, philosophy, culture and religion, astrology and etc. etc. etc. "E=mc2.. Such a good formula. I think I need to search more"

The last two dwarfs ten feet away from all of them are busy beating up each other. One have a blue-green hair beating the hell up with the other dwarfs, I mean dwarfs with no "s," with flaming color of hair. This dwarf, protect his self by using a metal fan.

"F%#$! You stupid a#@hole! I'll kill you!" Screamed out by the dwarf with the blue-green hair color.

"Really??? Oh Tama-neko! How come you're flaming now? When did you learn flaming? He! He! He! Try itthat is if you can"

[ Okay, let me clear something to you all, all of these dwarfs have no beard. I definitely don't like them in beard because it won't look that good to them. Right guys? And also they are proportional in shape although they are small, neh? Their height varies from 3'5 feet to 2'9 feet. Very smallOkay, let's continue }

"Eeeeeee!!!" A voice broke in cutting the rest time of the dwarfs.

"Who is that?!" Asked by the dwarf with a light green hair as he stopped playing his flute and jumped off from the huge boulder he's sitting on.

The dwarf with the purple hair hit him straight on his head saying, "Obviously, we don't know yet, Amiboshi" He paused for a while as he lift him at the back of his collar and said, "So, why didn't you start moving and let's look for whoever it is!"

"Okay!" The dwarf with the light green hair break lose and rush forward as he is followed by the dwarf with the purple hair dwarf. The other five dwarfs run close behind.

The dwarf with the blue green hair said, "I wish she's a beautiful sexy dwarf with big breast, really bulky breast, small waistline and pumping"

TAG!

"Ouch!!!" Cried by the dwarf with the blue green hair as he holds his head with a huge bulk.

"Tamahome, cut it off!!!" Said by the dwarf with the purple hair.

"Oh why is it that women are always the f*&%ing center of distraction and attraction! They are just making men f*&%ing wild about them! I f$#@ing hate women!!!" Said by the dwarf with the flaming hair.

TAG!

"Oh! That hurts!" The dwarf with the flaming hair frowned scratching the huge bulk on his head.

"I said shut up!!! We can't reach him/her when the two of you are so damn noisy!!!" Said by the dwarf with the purple hair with a very, very mad face.

"I found her!" Called out by the dwarf with the light green hair echoing inside the woods.

"*Her*?!" Said by the dwarf with the blue green hair.

BAGABOOM!!!

The dwarf with the blue green hair flew up in the air soaring above the sky showing off his talent. The other dwarfs who was running close behind just stare at him with a big sweat drop on their heads.

The rest of the dwarfs found a lady lying on the ground unconscious in front of seven wild tigers. They were about to move when

Zhghhhg!!!

"I'm back!" Proclaimed by the dwarf with the blue green hair as he stood on one of his knee on a huge rock nearby. "And I won't let you all ugly tigers to eat that lady!" He said as he released a ball of chi from his hands and hit a tiger down.

The dwarf with the dark brown hair pick up a seed from one his pocket and there grew thick vines tying another tiger. The tiger tried to break lose from the knot but the vines became much more tightly breaking the tiger's bones.

The dwarf with the purple hair hit another tiger striking it with a huge boulder. "Gee, that is so easy!" He said as he brushes the dirt from his hands and the dirt at his dress. [ Not actually dress, okeigh??? ]

One of the tiger was on his attacking stance' attacking the lady, got sliced up by the dwarf with a long black hair and beautiful face. Right after, he immediately got his mirror and arranged his clothing and combed gently his hair.

The smallest of the dwarf that was lately reading thick books and you know what kind of books it were,' patted the shoulder of the dwarf with flaming hair color. The small dwarf smiled at him and then showed three bottles of sake. The flaming haired dwarf became super-deformed upon seeing sake and step forward. He pick up his metal fan on his back and yelled, "Lekka Shinnen!!!" After he chanted those words, fire was emitted from the metal fan and toasted two tigers.

The remaining tiger is now about to jump at Hotohori [ He doesn't notice it. Probably because he's too busy beautifying his self! ], was ceased by the music from the flute of the dwarf with a light green hair giving it a head seizure. [ Or whatever you may call it! ]

After all the tigers got pinned down, dead or alive, it really doesn't matter, they all circled around the girl whom they saved who was facing the ground.

"Why, she's a human being! I thought she's a dwarf!" Said by the dwarf with the blue green hair in a giggling tone of voice.

"Nevermind, she's pretty!" Said aloud by the dwarf with the dark brown hair.

"But I'm much more beautiful that she is!" said proudly by the dwarf with a long silky black hair as he adore his self to the mirror.

All the dwarfs except the dwarf the dwarf with the purple hair look at him with a big sweat drop on their heads. The dwarf with the purple hair color said excitedly, "You're the most beautiful of them all!!!" Said by him with hearts on his eyes staring at the beautiful dwarf.

The rest of the dwarfs stare at the two crazy dwarfs with multiple sweat drops on their heads.

The youngest of the dwarf asked, "How are we going to bring her anyway? We're too small to carry her!"

The dwarf with the dark brown hair color showed a small sack in front of them. "I think this can help" He then started sprinkling the dust to himself and to other six dwarfs. With a blink of an eye, they all grew as tall as a normal human being! [ Of course, suits included! They can't walk around naked! I won't permit them! But I think it's such a great ideaHe! He! He! ]

The dwarf who consider his self very beautiful knelt down and lift Melissa facing them front. The eyes of the dwarfsthey're in human size nowwiden as they saw Melissa's state of clothing. Her breast are almost completely visible for her dress is really torn apart.

Sothe dwarfthe guy with the purple hair reacted and snatch Melissa on the hands of the beautiful dwarf's handsI mean the guy's hands. "I'm sorry, Hori-sama but I can't let you carry her. Oh, there's a prize for this." The dwarf threw Melissa on the guy with the dark brown hair guy's arms who caught her immediately. The dwarf with purple hair ran straight at the black haired dwarf [ They're not dwarfs anymore, Kalen! ] guy with the long black hair then smacked him. Alright, 20 pogi points!!! [ Pogi is a Filipino word for cute men/boys. ]

The other six dwarfs gave the purple guy [ Alright! Guys not dwarfs ] a curious look with a big sweat drop. He handed down Melissa on the hands of the other guy and then winked at all of them. [ It's good that the princesserr my friend, Melissa haven't got awakened! ]

The dwarf [ Alright Kalen, how many times do I have to tell you that the right term to use now is guy or guys; man or men!!! They are now dwarfs here anymore in these parts!!! ] `-`; [ Alright! Alright! ] The guy!!! [ There! ] walked on the way to their house deep into the woods. The other six dwarfsguys! follow them close behind. After minutes of walking, they arrive on their destination – a beautiful castle surrounded by wide gardens in the middle of the forest.