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Chapter 1 "Two Ahous"

Sakuragi Hanamichi, the self-proclaimed Tensai was ready to take his three-point shot. He had
practiced this perfect form, even checking it in the mirror to see how he looked when taking his perfect
shot. Any casual observer would even admire his beautiful form.

Jumping gracefully, he shifted his body and and angled his head and arms and got ready to take the
shot...yes, he was ready to take his flawless shot when out of nowhere a ball was thrown,its aim deadly accurate.
Flying in a superb arc and magnificent speed, the ball shot towards Sakuragi.No doubt about it, it was going
towards Sakuragi, the Tensai who was taking his perfect shot... striking his head. And he came tumbling down,
head, feet, body, ball and all!

And boy was he angry! This was his perfect technique and he wanted to show it off to everyone especially
Haruko who was watching that Rukawa. And so eyes ablaze, he scanned his team mates, sure that it was his
nemesis, the damnable baka kitsune that had dared to destroy his matchless shot. He saw Miyagi and Mitsui laughing
their heads off at his ungraceful and embarrassing landing, Gori and Kogure trying to maintain their serious expressions
but their lips were already twitching and then he saw HIM.

"BAKA KITSUNE TEMEE!!!!" he shouted his battle cry.

"Do'ahou, it wasn't me." the ice king replied and pointed at someone on the side of the court.

Hanamichi shifted his eyes to where he was pointing at and to his amazement, he saw someone
doubled on the floor, laughing at him...Yes AT HIM, HIM the Tensai! With a burning glare, he stalked
towards him...no wait a minute, it wasn't a him, it was a HER. As he approached, the first thing he noticed
was her hair which was fiery red, scattered all over her shoulders because of her mirth. Puzzled, why she
looked so familiar, he took a step nearer and when she lifted her eyes, he finally recognized her.

"NANI! Yo, Bakemono, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?" he shouted

The girl stopped laughing and scowled at him. Then seeing his shocked expression, she smiled. The
team held their breath as they saw her smile. Her whole face lighted and her brown eyes twinkled in joy. She
was truly beautiful.

She finally got up and then ran. And to everyone's surprise, she threw herself at Sakuragi and hugged
him, her eyes glistening.

"Onii-chan, you baka. I really missed you." she said burying her face in Sakuragi's chest.

"ONII-CHAN!!!!" everyone exclaimed, shocked to find out that Hanamichi had a sister that beautiful.

Rukawa, yes, the Ice King, was busy cleaning the court with his mop when he watched the reunion. He
glanced at the two and scathingly said.

"Great! We have two do'ahous in the court."

And of course, the two Sakuragis, having the perfect hearing sense both heard Rukawa's statement and
turned at his direction. Red flame blazing in their eyes and with similar expression on their faces, started
walking towards the kitsune who had no idea that two angry do'ahous is a force to reckon with.

Everyone was shocked to see Hanamichi's sister take a kick at the kitsune who sidestepped leaving the
girl kicking air and landing ungracefully to the floor. At this, Hanamichi stopped his attack and seeing his sister at
that position began to laugh uproariously and started slapping Rukawa's back.

"He!he!he! Thank you kitsune! That was great. Who would've thought that that bakemono would be
defeated by you! He!he!he!" he doubled down on the floor, laughing at her sister.

"NANI!" her sister exclaimed and changed her target and started attacking her brother. And after punches
and kicks, Hanamichi, the King of Head Butts with an Iron Body emerged black and blue. And started
apologizing. He!he!he! he should have realized how dangerous girls can be.

Gorilla, seeing the commotion at his court pulled off the two from each other and roared at the mess.
Hanamichi and her sister turned chibi at this and cowered at the angry Gorilla.

"Everyone start cleaning even YOU, young lady!"

"Haa-ai! Gori-sama!" she quivered.

"Nani?! Don't call me gorilla and start introducing yourself!" he ordered.

"He!he!he!" she laughed nervously and placed her hands at her back, looking quite adorable at that position.
"Ano...I'm Chiara, and that baka over there is my brother. I just transferred from school."

Hanamichi, seeing the expression of his team mates at her sister glowered at everyone and shouted.

"She's off-limits, GET IT?"

Mitsui and Miyagi who were putting their respective come-ons stopped at Hanamichi's expression and
realized that it was a very dangerous ground they were walking and so pulled back. But Rukawa, being the King of
smart talk and having heard Sakuragi's statement reiterated with a statement of his own.

"Do'ahou! who would want another do'ahou anyway."

Upon hearing this, Chiara who was angry at her brother's statement a while ago, glared at the kitsune who glared
back at her. And so...the glaring contest continued. And the Gorilla seeing the danger pulled the two apart and let
them clean the two separate ends of the court.

Author's notes: Phew! ok, that was my first slam dunk fic.How was it? I'm really unfamiliar writing humorous
stories so gomen if it wasn't funny at all. He!he!he! I got the second chapter already but my hands are too tired to
type and I got an interview afterwards (wish me luck! ^_^). Again, R & R's greatly appreciated.

Glossary:

Nani - what
Hai - Yes
Do'ahou - i'm not sure about this but i know ahou means stupid.
baka - stupid
bakemono - monster
kitsune - fox
gomen - sorry