Terra Dirtbag
(Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus)
1
Her name is Garnet
I had a dream about her
She's a princess
I've got a play due in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In a flowing white frock
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
*
'Cause I'm just a Terra dirtbag baby
I'm just a Terra dirtbag baby
Listen to Tantalus group baby with me (Tantalus: Oooh…)
2
Her guardian's a prick
He brings a sword with him
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
That Queen Brahne's a fool
And he's not so cool
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
*
'Cause I'm just a Terra dirtbag baby
I'm just a Terra dirtbag baby
Listen to Tantalus group baby with me (Tantalus: Oooh…)
**
A real dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing
A real dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing
3
Man I feel so bold
We're gonna kidnap the princess but
Lo and behold
She's running over to me
This must be fake
My tail starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me
(She's saying)
***
I've got to get out of Alexandria baby
Kidnap me will you don't say maybe
I'm just a Gaia dirtbag baby like you.. (Tantalus: Oooh…)
**
A real dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing
A real dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing
Disclaimer
"Teenage Dirtbag" is a cute song by Wheatus, which, when you change the lyrics, kinda fits with Zidane. Hope you like it.
