TERROR AT THE ROWLING RESIDENCE PART 2!
Hey das ist Mein Spaghetti!
A/N this is the second chapter to Terror At The Rowling Residence.. I hope you like it!
Disclaimer- I don't own Anything, Nada, Zilch, So I guess I will have to live with that.... OH I OWN THE PLOT... J.K Owns the rest and herself!
J.K has just finished cooking her spaghetti and Just as she was about to eat it the phone rang (A/N when she clicks her fingers some Harry Potter characters appear and disappear by her side!)
Phone- BRINGGGGGGGGGGG, BRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
J.K- *clicks fingers by mistake* DARN! And I was really looking forward to my spaghetti too!
*As J.K Runs to the phone (A/N it wasn't cordless) Voldemort and Draco Malfoy fall through the roof*
Voldemort- AW CRAP! Here two times in the same day! THAT REALLY SUCKS!
Draco- Hey, Voldie My man, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?!?!
Voldemort- We are in Joanne Katheen Rowling's House You Git!
Draco *muttering* your beginning to sound like Weasley.....
Voldemort- WHAT WAS THAT MALFOY???
Draco- Nothing, Nothing at all
Voldemort- I know you said something
Draco- I SAID NOTHING GODDAMIT!!!
Voldemort- DO YOU WISH TO BEAR MY WRATH???
Voldemort's little voice in his head- You cant kill a KICK ASS death eater
Voldemort's Thoughts- Oh yes.. Right....
Draco- No I don't.....
* There was a long pause and J.K Could be heard chatting away*
Draco- Hey Voldie, Look... SPAGHETTI!!!
Voldemort- Yum I love spaghetti! I haven't had any in a very long time!
*Voldemort waves his want and 2 forks and 2 spoons appear*
Voldemort- Dig in Draccy boy!
Draco- Sure Thing!!!
* Voldemort and Draco start eating all of J.K's Spaghetti*
Voldie- YUM!!! *squeals* This is GREAT!
Draco- Yeah! But it needs some parmesan!
Voldie- Yeah and some salt! *waves his want and a salt shaker and some parmesan cheese arrive*
*within 10 minutes all the spaghetti was gone*
Voldie- Oh that was FANTASTIC! it really hit the spot don't you think draccy?
Draco- *BELCH* Oh yep! Definitely
*J.K Hangs up the phone and walks back into the dining room to eat her spaghetti*
(A/N This aint gonna be pretty!)
J.K God that woman can yabber on.... ARGGGGH! Hey! Das ist mein spaghetti! Hey! I cant speak german! Oh well!! How dare you!!!!!!!!!!
Voldemort and Draco- We didn't Eat your spaghetti!
J.K- You didn't Eh? THEN WHY IS THERE TOMATO SAUSE MARKS AROUND YOUR FACE???
Voldie and Draccy- *Gulp*
J.K- DIE YOU EVIL BEINGS DIE!!!!
*J.K Starts chasing Voldie and Draccy around the dining room*
Voldemort- NO THIS IS NOT RIGHT!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE SUPERIOR ONE!
J.K- Hey it is MY IMAGINATION that thought all of your "Evil" Stuff up so technically you are both LITTLE WIMPS!!!
Voldemort and Draco- ARGGGGGG RUN!!!!!!!!
*J.K Stops in her tracks and realises that she can just click them away*
J.K- *CLICK* .::Sigh::. That is better!! Oh but what about my spaghetti! I will just have to cook some more then! Oh well!
THE END
A/N so did u like it??? review, Review, REVIEW!!!
There will be a 3rd chapter but that might have to wait until after I get back from camp!
Cya!
THIS IS THE REAL END I SWEAR!!!!!!
Bubai!
I SAID IT WAS THE END AND IT IS THE END SO STOP INTERUPTING ME STOOPID BRAIN!!!
OK NOW THIS IS THE END! CYA!
