This is my first attempted at writing a fanfic. I've read dozens of others, which some have inspired me to actually put this down on paper before it gives me insomnia. I have also seen some of these series in Japanese.


DISCLAIMER
I don't own any of the series mentioned in this fic. The characters are from their most respected owners and if this seems like I ripped off anyone, forgive me I didn't. It all came from my twisted, TV raised mind. If my descriptions of the characters offend anyone please understand; this is anime not just children's cartoon. The language and personality of each individual in this story is base on their attitude in their respected series. I am trying to get them as close as I can to their real persona. Sue me you will get nothing but a large lawyer's bill and wasting of your precious time, effort and pain.
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Chapter three, Surprise, surprise, surprise. This is not good.

The Tendos were visiting their uncle Hercule in Satan city. Ranma went for fooood and because Soun and Genma believe that since he and Akane are engaged he should meet his in law's family. Genma went for foooood, Nodoka went to watch over her family. The rest went for Akane or Ranma or both.

At Mr. Satan's
Everyone had noticed the sky blackening, suddenly.

Soun" strange? The sky went pitch black and now it's normal. Hmm...... "

Genma" Hmmmm it's definitely strange. Tendo"

When the Nerimian crew arrived, they could sense the power emulating from the Sons family even from the little 10 years old Pan( minus Chi Chi and Videl).

Cologne

The others simultainiously.

Ranma

Akane

Videl She put on a wry smile while comforting her child who was hiding behind her leg.

Pan

When the crew first arrived Shampoo smashed a hole through the wall and in walked a man as old as grandpa Kame, a middle age man in a brown gi, a panda bear who is walking on it's hind legs, an old woman who looks as old as the two dirty old men., two really scary girls, ( one is hold a mallet in front of a 18 year old boy with pigtail, and the other was eyeing everyone and seems to be hunting for someone or something while being amused at the expressions on the faces of other families.) There are also three girls who had weapons out and glomped the pigtail boy. Last, a boy who look like some kind of bushido swordsman. The only ones who seem civilized and dignified were the old woman, a woman who look like an upper class woman, and finally a sweet gently girl who act too mature for a young lady.

Akane was getting peeved at what Ranma and his suitors were doing.. Ranma was trying to pry two girls off of him. Happosai decide to join the party. This led to him hammred into LEO. The Kunos were argue amongst themselves which nobody gave a damn about.

Kasumi, Cologne, and Nodoka knew what these guys are like but still was embarrassed of the way their group was behaving in front of their host like this.

The Sons were staring at them stupidly including Gohan. Then the doorbell rang. Goku went and open the door.

At the front door, a wandering martial artist was asking for directions.

Ryouga" Excuse me, can you direct me where Nerima is."

Goku" Umm-umm, scratching his face and thinking hard (which is a major task for him) sorry, I don't know. Hey any of you guys know where Nerima is?" he ask everyone in the house.

Ranma" Yeah, it's thatta way, why. Waaaiita minute here, Ryouga is that you?

Ryouga" Ranma grrrrrrrrr, prepare to diiiiiieeeeee!

The whole family and school was all there, Plus unexpected guests.

The Saotomes' Genma, Nodoka, and Ranma.
The Sons' Goku, Chi Chi, and Goten.
The Sons' Gohan, Videl, Pan..
The Tendos' Soun, Kasumi, Nabiki, Akane.
Guests Ryouga, Happosai, Ukyou, and Buu, Amazons' Cologne, Shampoo, Mousse,
( unfortunately) Takawaki Kuno, and finally Kodachi Kuno.

Ranma" Man what took ya?"

Goku" wait a minute aaaare you two friends or foes? I'm confused." He scratched the side of his face.

Ranma" Naah, were buddies, right Ryouga?"

Ryouga" what, hey who are calling buddy?" angrily, ready to attack.

Akane" Ryouga? Is that you? Come on in and me meet everyone.

Ryouga" A-A-Akane, s-su-sure"

Akane went over to him and dragged him in to the living room.

Goku shrugged and went back into the living room.
When Happosai returned from his flight, Mr. Satan got nervous and confronted him.

Satan graveling at his sensei's shoes" W-W-Welcome m-m-m-master Happosai, I din't know you were with Soun, and everyone else. Heh-heh-heh

Now it was the Nerimians who had a stupor look written on their face.

Happosai" well-well-well Hercule, You've done quite well for yourself haven't you." Looking around.

Then Happosai poured a bucket of water on Ranma and splashing Shampoo. Now the group consist of Ukyou, Ranma-chan, neko-Shampoo

Neko Shampoo" meeooowwwww" hopped onto Ranma's face.

Ranma" Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh get it off get it off get it off aaaaaaaaaaahhhh get it off get it off get it off of meeeeeeeehe-he-hee-hee-heeee" running around the house, going through walls screaming bloody murder. The others chased her all over Satan's house .

Pan" hee-hee-hee-heeaaah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haa funny." She couldn't take it, it was just too funny watching a red head girl running around grampa's house waving her arms wildly with a cat on her stuck on her face.

The dbz adults were shocked, stunned, amazed, and stupefied. They turn their heads to look at the rest of the Nerimain group for answers; they all sweatdropped, heavily.

Hercule" my-my hoooouuuuusssssee!" he ran after the three girls and the old freak.

Ryouga ran after Happosai and Akane.
The panda, Gemna rose a sigh that said I can explain

Later, same day, same place.

Everyone was in the living room. Dbz crew at one side and Nerimian crew sat at the opposite side. They were enjoying tea made by Kasumi. Genma explained what was going on in certain specified detail. Influenced by his loving and supporting wife.

Genma" And we're here because soon we'll be part of the family too once Ranma and Akane are wed."

Somehow Ranma and the others got back in their true form and returned to the Satan estate.

Goku was thinking about this. " Hey, that nanchian thing sounds familiar."

Cologne" Nynanichuan, spring of drowned girl." Corrected

Gohan" Hey tousan, that what Vegeta is cursed with isn't it? So that's why he wish for a cure from with the dragonballs "

Everyone but Goku and Gohan." NANIIIII"

Goku" Hmmmm I wonder what Vegeta looks like as girl?"

The dbz crew thought and burst out laughing.

The Nerimians thoughts

Dragonball?

A wish, huh?

Yes, a cure.

Finally

Then there was a sudden rush of power somewhere towards the North then the z fighters felt Vegeta's and Trunk's kis for a minute then vanish into thin air just like that.

Everyone looked at each other confused and worried

Everyone" WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT"

All saiya-jins and human jumped into the air and flew off where they last felt Vegeta and Trunks. It seems Piccolo is there as well.

The Nerimians were impress, they can fly.

Ranma" Hey, I ain't missin this this could be interesting." And he took off following the z fighters the rest of the crew trailed not too far behind. No way are they gonna be missing in action in this whatever it is and it has got to be Ranma's fault, somehow it's always is.

At the mall

Krillin and Eighteen were doing their own thing when they sensed it. Curious, they shut the shop down and took to the air.

People were wonder why that new shop suddenly close down when there hasn't been a monster attack in awhile. They were doing great. Coincidentally, the Sailor Scout notice the couple closing down their restaurant and saw them fly.

Usagi" Did you guys see that? Th-theh-theh-they flew. They're not human."

Minako"Ye-yea-yeah what's going on. You think they're a new threat, another enemy."

Ami had pulled her portable mini computer out and was scanning the couple and tracking them. There was a trail of energy coming from them them she found a few strong power in the east direction. These guys might be yomas and another enemy.

Ami" Hmmmm there seem to be a stronger source of power in the east mountain area. I believe they are heading that way. They may have some device that is leading them there." She continue to consort her computer data.

Mokato" Alright, then lets follow them, find out and kick some ass." Slamming a fist into the other hand.

Haruka "Hold it, it might be a trap. They flew in broad public as if they didn't care if anyone see or they want us to see.

Rei" I don't know, I didn't sense any evil present in them, but then again they could be masking their true essence."

Usagi" how do they do that"

Rei" HOW THE HELL SHOULD I KNOW, ORDANGO BAKA!

Usagi" HEEEYYYYY, DON'T CALL ME THAAAATTTTT!"

Micharu steps in between them before they embarrass them more in public.

Micharu" Stop it you two, aaaannnnyywwwaaaaaaayyy, they're getting away."

Ami" Well since we know where they're heading we can teleport there first. That way we can see if they are after something or setting a trap for us. Plus if it is a trap; we'll have the advantage to counter act because we'll be there before they can inform their allies or yomas to get into position for an ambush."

The others agree and position themselves. Rei and Usagi follow suit and stuck their tongue at each other before teleported to where Piccolo was.

minutes later

Sailor Moon" HEEEYYY that's no faaaaiiiirrrrrrr, he didn't even fliiiiinnnnnch" whined the blonde in the middle. Collapsing into a heap on the ground she began to bellow in tears.

Sailor Mini Moon" HEEEYYY that's no faaaaiiiirrrrrrr" copied Sailor Moon ( GOD DAMN it's a frightening attack. Tears, the almighty tears.)

Sailor Mercury and Sailor Venus was in awe and in shock, eyes widened, jaw ajar openly, shoulders slumped and arms limp at the sides.

Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars, on the other hand, were in awe and pissed off as hell.

"Hello Piccolo san." A woman with green hair asked; she is another Sailor Scout. She smiled at the green bald man. Her comrades stared at her.

Piccolo" grmmrumph Pluto"

Gohan" Piccolo-san, you two know each other?" Goku had a stupid look on his face.

Sailor Moon" Hey Pluto umm you know this freak? She put on the same face Goku has.

Krillin, Eighteen, and Bra, just arriving at the scene of events" Eh=hem, what's going on here and where's my family?

Everyone turn their heads towards the female demi-saiya-jin. Ranma, Ryouga, and Takawaki Kuno stare at the beautiful girl in front of them. Ranma got brutalize by his fiancées. Bra raise an eyebrow at this and the others were used to this, the scouts just stared.

" AAHAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA, I Washuu the universe greatest genius can answer that." A pink girl was floating in mid-air in a seated position beside Piccolo and the unconscious woman. This pink hair kid was typing on a transparent laptop. She was scanning the namek-jin, which made nervous and annoyed.

Bra" Uh-huh, who are you? weeeelllllll" stood with her arms crossed

Washuu face faulted " I'm Hakubi Washuu the universe greatest genius." She struck a pose. Everyone sweatdropped.

Washuu" Anywaay, your family is in another dimention, sent by this android here." She pointed to the blue hair woman on the floor.

Sailor Moon" Nah-uh, that-that thing over there did it. Pointing at Piccolo. He's a yoma

Piccolo growled was going to kill the stupid twit when Sailor Pluto intervened.

Sailor Pluto" Serena, he didn't do it and he used to be Kami the guardian of this planet so respect him. And also he's a namek-jin not a yoma"

The Scouts and Nerimians are now officially shocked and yet not surprise by this info.
It was getting dark by now so Habuki-san invited everyone to the Masaki resident/alien hotel. She said that she can help bring the royal family back and Sasami can cook up a great feast. They agreed and met the Tenchi gumi.

At the Masaki home

Dinner was a battlefield, never-never-ever eat at the table with Goku, Gohan, Goten, Bra, Ranma, Usagi, and Genma at the same time.

Sasami" Umm, Piccolo-san why don't have some food?"

Piccolo" I don't eat, namek-jins only drink water."

Sasami, Mokato. Chi Chi, Ukyou, Shampoo, and Cologne went shopping four times and cooked three times before the devourers' hunger have been contained.



The next day

Everyone gathered into Washuu's lab.

Washuu" okay people, we're going to send a group into the world where the Brief family is, okay?

Everyone finally understood but Usagi, Goku, Goten, Mihoshi. And Ryoko ( the dumb squad.) It was decided that Bra, Piccolo, and Goten would go because they're the who knows what the Briefs look like. The Sailor Scouts went because Ami aka Mercury the team tech, Setsuna aka Pluto master of time, Usagi aka Moon wanted to help Ami and Setsuna and most of the other people in the room just wanted to get rid of the useless, whining, tearing crybaby ahou, the don't trust Usagi and went to keep her from fucking the mission, Manako went because Goten was going.

Washuu" Alright! Everyone ready?"

Goten" umm Washuu-sa-"

Washuu" chan"

Goten" er... right Washuu-chan, could you repeat all that?"

Washuu" no" she's definitely getting pitturd

Mihoshi" I think its like pressing this thing and something" for example she push a few button on a machine and it goes haywire.

Nabiki" ugh why am I not surprised by this?" shaking her head in dismay.

"MIIIHO-O-O-SHIIIII"

There was a flash of light and electricity and the rescue group disappeared and everyone else was blinded

"What have you done you ahou?" (Your choice of speaker)

"Hey, who you calling ahou, bakayaru?" a few new voice was heard.

5 women in kimonos and 3 men in, a yukata, a gi , and police uniform was standing where the rescue team were a few seconds ago.

Nerimians and Tenchi gumi" Awwww shiiiittt we're scewed."
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R&R please.