Bokken Boy

One day a hater of the g-boys named Frankie got very sick of their fame.

Frankie: I hate you all!!!!

Wufei: So

Frankie: arg!!!!

Frankie then steps on Heero's laptop and throws him out the window

Then he goes Sleepy Hollow on Duo and slashes at his neck

::all the readers look to see Duo's head lying on the floor::

The he chops off Trowa's unibang.

Trowa: Ahh!! My hair! My hair!!

Frankie: Now your head!

And Frankie does the same thing he did to Duo to Trowa.

::The readers look on in horror::

Quartre already died after seeing all the horror

Wufei: You'll pay for that!

Wufei than attacks Frankie with his bokken and Frankie dodges easily.

Then the unexpected happened..

Wufei shoved his bokken up Frankie's butt.

Frankie: aaah!!!!!!

Frankie who knew ballet started spinning around with the bokken still up his butt.

As Frankie spins around he whams people in the stomach with the bokken. Including the last g-boy on his list of people he wanted dead. And Wu-bear promptly died

Newspaper article:

Yesterday a strange man with a bokken stuck up his rear killed all the g- boys and several other people yesterday. Cops have been put on the case but we haven't gotten word from them yet. Please tune in to Mecha news at 6pm for further developments on the case.