Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat, do not own Newsie, or newsies characters, I am just a person writing a story. Um.yeah...so..um..just don't want to get sued. Hope ya enjoy this story. If I make fun of your favorite character please don't yell at me. I love all of them, but I needed to make this funny. Well, I really hope you like this story, some parts are really dull others I think are pretty funny. I would like to thank everyone in the NML that helped me with this. I am not taking all the credit because some of the funny parts in here were written by other people, so chicas I love y'all!!!! Please R/R!



1 Part III of NRL

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The camera comes back, looks over the crowd of, hmm...lets see,

um....10 people. Denton is seated in a chair asleep. "Pst, hey guy sleeping

in the chair, wake up." The camera man said while hitting him in the foot

with a stick. Denton does not stir. "Damn,now who is going to host the

show. Oh, I got an idea, hey boys, get this guy out of here." he said

gesturing to Denton. Two large guys come out and carry Denton away. The

camera then faces the door way. Five guys come walking out. One audience

member sees it. "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, LOOK LOOK!!! AAAHHHHH!!!" The

remaining members of the audience look up and scream as well. "It's them

it's the Newsies Boys! Aahhhhhh!!!" ((haha, get it, Backstreet Boys, Newsies

Boys. *sees the weird looks* ok. I'll shut up now, now back to the fic)) The

boys run out and smiles. "'ello New Yawk." yelled one of them. A voice from

the speakers starts to speak, sounds like Carson Daily. "Here they are the

Newsies Boys. First we have the baby of the group, blonde haired blue-eyed

cutie,

Blink ((*shrugs* he's probably not the youngest, but if not, use your

imagination, lol))." Suddenly the room is full again and everyone is

screaming. Blink smiles and winks. "Next we have the shy one, our very own

brown eyed, curly haired macho man. Mush." Mush hides behind Blink and waves.

"Next we have the crazy, fun loving, poker boy himself, Racetrack." He does

a little trick with a deck of cards. "Next we have the big brother of them

all, the cowboy himself, Jack Kelly." He tips his cowboy hat and winks.

Girls in the audience swoon. "Last but certainly not least, we have the

heart throb, the heart breaker, Brooklyn himself. Spot" He walks out and

gives his world famous smirk. The screams get louder and some girls faint.

Spot begins to speak. "'ello all ya lovely ladies out dere. We'se gonna

continue our countdown." He smiles at all the screams. "Da next video, even

dough I wasn't in it, it was allright. 'ere it is, Carryin da Bannah." The

camera looks at the audience, some are crying and some are hyperventilating.

Others are screaming and holding up signs. You read some. 'Mush is my beef

cake' 'Blink you can play pirate with me anytime' 'Jack I'll be your Santa

Fe' and 'Spot I'm having your baby' The camera fades and the video starts.

The video begins with Kloppman waking everyone up. The scrolling text

on the bottom appears. ["I wanna request Carrying the Banner because it

reminds me of my 16 birthday when I got everyone including my mom to do a

pelvic trust in the pool!"*^CottonBalls^*..........."Hi! I'd like to request

this next video because the

guys are sooo hot and its such an inspirational song! P.S. Jack has the BEST

Pelvic thrust!! ~~Shasta~~"] The scrolling text disappears and the window

pops up in the corner revealing Voodoo. "I would, um, like to request

Carrying The Banner because Pie Eater has his only line in there! **jumps

over a barrel and WOO's like Pie Eater** WOOHOO!!" The window disappears and

the camera fades out.

Jack is now holding the microphone. Mush is still hiding behind Blink,

while Blink is soaking in the spot light. Race is sitting on the floor

teaching someone how to play poker and Spot is surrounded by a group of girls

and doing what he does best, flirting. Jack smiles and starts to speak.

"Well, dat was Carryin Da

Bannah. Why don't we get to da next video. 'ere it is your numbah two pick.

'ere is Seize da Day." He smiles and goes to yell at the boys. The camera

looks over at a girl holding up a sign. 'Race, you can be my King of New

York baby.' The camera goes to the window. Denton is standing there with his

face pushed up against it. "but I'm the King of New York." He stands there

and tries to bribe a little kid with a lolly pop to open the door for him.

The camera fades.

The video starts with a close up of the Horace Greeley statue, then

David starts to sing. The little window pops up. ((written by Irish,

teehee))

*Davey smiles as he holds the mike* "I want to request Seize the Day because

i

love to do the bunny hop dance and be near Jack. Jack I love you!!!!!

*Screams like a girl and gets everyone else to scream too* The window then

shows a girl, you recognize her as our very own Engi. "I request Seize The

Day

reprise because the singing melts my heart and the dance is fun to do! *Pulls

x-ray machine out from nowhere and puts in front of herself. Drips of heart

can be seen running down her ribs.* See? Melts it right to liquid." The

scrolling text appears on the bottom of the screen. [" Hey Denton!! I would

like to request Seize The Day because the dance is great and David's voice

*faints* is the best!!! *faints*" Kaa, NY] The screen goes blank.

The screen comes back and you see Jack pushing Mush forward. He

brings the mic to his mouth with a shaky hand, in the background you can see

the little kid runaway screaming from Denton. Mush starts to speak.

"H.....hi....m.m..my..name is Mush." the girls scream. "L...L...Lets

get...t.a.....our....numbah..1 video.....it .is...King

...of.....New....Yawk." He smiles widely and looks around. The screams get

louder. The camera again fans over the crowd, a lot of the girls are passed

out, and Spot is making out with a girl. You see Denton making his way into

the studio, somehow he got in. The camera then fades out.

The video begins with Denton entering Tibby's. The little screen

appears. Hiccup stands there. "OMG I'd totally like to request King Of New

York for today's NRL countdown because it's the only song with Spot and that

boy is sooooooo hot! Plus it has the awesomest dance sequence." Spot hears

this, he pushes the girl off his lap and walks over to Hiccup, puts his arm

around her and they talk quietly. The screen disappears and another one

appears in the bottom right corner. Aisling appears. "Like, Heya Denton! I

just wanted to tell you that you are so unbelievably hot in that checkered

jacket and bow tie!! You, like, blow my mind! But, anywayz, I wanna request

"King Of New York" Cuz When Mush, Race, Spot, and Blink sing all in a row,

it's enough to make ME wanna get up and dance on tables!! They're the REAL

Kings Of New York...And My heart!! WHOO HOO!! I LOVE YOU, YOU SEXY ACE WAR

CORRESPONDENT!!" That screen disappears and another appears in the top left

hand corner. Engi appears and starts to talk "I request King Of New York,

because I think it is the BEST scene in the movie, (aside from the fact that

my Mushie only gets one solo) and I loooooove the dancing. *Tries to do the

thing where they pick up the chairs but drops the chair on her toe, tries to

swing on the fan, but fan comes undone from ceiling and crashes to the

ground. Cat howls and I scramble back to my seat, brushing those white

ceiling bumps off my night gown*" The screen circles out and another window

pops up in the top right hand corner and Gambler appears. "*holds up a sign

of a computer altered picture of Racetrack kissing Gambler* i would like to

request KONY! because dude, Racetrack is the king of new york! *punches

Denton for taking Race's spot light" jerk..." Race smiles, he walks over to

Gambler and they start a game of poker.The video ends and the camera fades

out.

Blink stands there with the mic smiling pretty. "Well dats all da

time we'se got taday. Come back tamarrah for da greatest disney songs evah,

Hey we'se might be on it." He winks and flashes another smile. "Tanks for

watchin, buh bye now." He winks again, blows kisses to the camera. The

camera fades over everyone. Denton runs for the camera. "This can't be over

yet, this is my show, hey, kid with the patch, Blinky, or Pinky, give me the

mic." Denton chases after Blink. The camera moves over to Hiccup and Spot

who are in a heavy make out session ((teehee)) and then to Gambler and Race's

game, which Gambler seemed to have one, they look up and smile, the camera

then fades and goes to an episode of The Newsies World.

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