How to know if you're in love with James.

By Jamie's Angel (Soon to become Jemma da James-Worshipper).

*Disclaimer* Disclaimer's are stupid, so I won't bother to say that I don't own Pokemon or any of the characters..Oh shit this is a disclaimer isn't it?! Oh well..On with the 'fic...

p.s. Before I start, I wanna dedicate this to my bestest friends Alice (Dark Growly) and Dawn (hasn't got an account as far as I know..soz Dawn) and Phil (Fiery Charizard) and of course Gemma (James' Rose).

This is for you, all you James-Worshippers out there!

1. Whenever you hear a soppy tear-jerking love song (eg. Anything by Westlife, especially 'My Love'), you fall to your knees infront of your favourite James picture (the one in the heart-shaped photo frame) and sing along while gazing longingly into those gorgeous Emerald eyes and crying.

2. You find yourself suddenly attracted to the ugly guy sitting next to you in Maths, simply because his name is James.

3. ANYONE or ANYTHING that has a name beginning with 'J' makes you think of him.

4. You scribble 'I love James' all over your school books, then wish you hadn't when everyone keeps asking if you mean the ugly guy sitting next to you in Maths...

5. To pass the time during boring movies, you imagine the lead male character is James (or the lead female in extreme cases such as 'Alien').

6. You could hardly breathe from crying too much when you tried number 5 while watching Titanic.

7. And AFTER the movie, you feel angry/consider it to be unlucky if there isn't a single person called James in the credits. (Half a point if there's a Jamie or Jim.)

8. You cried for an hour after watching the Johto ep where he lost his bottlecap collection.

9. You decided to make your own collection 'for him', and now you have over 1500.

10. Every single one of your school books has a picture of him somewhere in it...Or at least you wish there was.

11. The episode 'Holy Matrimony' left you with a phobia and hatred for all females with Southern accents.

12. If you didn't before, you now ADORE any boy with a James-style haircut, or any guy with Green eyes.

13. You always keep a Rose in your room, even if you're allergic to flowers.

14. You wish to god that you were Jessie.

15. You think James looks hot in any Team Rocket disguise, even cross- dressing and that 'Ultimate Test' ep.

16. Your sister has to throw water over you to revive you whenever James is shown topless.

17. You make one of these lists, and it's not as entertaining as your others because you only write things you actually do.

18. You forced your parents to paint your room purple.

19. You named a pet 'James', then cried for months when it died (that *sniff* poor goldfish..*sob*).

20. You haven't had a boyfriend in years because the only man you know you'll ever love is James.

21. Your school friends think you're a freak.

22. If James wasn't in it, you'd never have liked Pokemon.

23. You buy loads of pillows and cushions, and make them into a rougly human shape to cuddle at night and pretend it's James. (Yes, I do do all of these..)

24. When playing hangman or any other word game, the first letter you suggest is "J?".

25. You believe that the writer's are someday gonna make James the real hero of Pokemon. He deserves it.

26. That woman with the whip at the circus scares you.

27. You didn't before, but you now believe the egg came before the chicken.

28. You know what episode that's from.

~The*End~

p.s. If you didn't know before, I admit that I've done/do every one of those on the list.

If you do any - please email me on TeamRocketJem@aol.com

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