Chapter 7
5:45 am..
JC awoke abruptly to an alarm clock.
**** Damn... Time to get up. **** He jumped out of bed and woke up his roommate.
" Lance get up! "
" No.. "
" GET up! "
" No.."
" Get your country ass out of bed now or I will DRAG you out. "
" Whatever. " JC stormed of the room. Moments later he walked back in with a bucket of ice. He lifted it above his head and dumped it on Lance.
" Holy shit! " Lance screamed and jumped out of bed. JC laughed to himself.
Meanwhile in Joey and Justin's room...
Joey woke up when he heard his cell phone ring.
" Hello? "
" Joey? "
" Yeah, Lizz? "
" Did I wake you or something? "
" As a matter of fact, YES. "
" I'm sorry. Want me to call later. Uh, yeah. That would be a plus. "
" Fine, what time is it? "
" 6:00 in the morning. "
" OOh, damn. "
" Yeah. I have to get up anyway. "
" Ok, then I'm glad I called. "
" Yeah whatever. "
" Uh huh.. Bye Joey. "
" Bye Lizz.. "
Click. Justin's eyes opened and he caught the last of their conversation.
" Who was that? "
" Nobody. "
" To hell it isn't. Why would she call at 6 in the damn morning? "
" Justin, that's none of your business. "
" Go fuckoff. " Justin said and walked to the bathroom.
" Whatever little man.. "
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" Jeff, today's the first day of our so-called relationship. "
" Gee, I'm sooo excited! " Jeff replied sarcastically. Lizzy smacked him in the arm.
" So, our storyline is.. That at the end of your match, we celebrate and I kiss you. "
" Basically. "
" Well, we better get going Ms. Future Women's Champ. "
" Yippee.. " Jeff and Lizzy walked to the gorilla awaiting for their theme music to play. Joanie was already there.
" Hey Joanie. "
" Hey Lizz.. Jeff. "
" Well, since I kicked Trish's ass, I get to kick yours too. "
" Uh Uh. It's going to be a close one. "
" Yeah, sure.. "
" You know it's in the script! "
" Duh! " The two girls looked at Jeff as if he was crazy.
" Sorry, just got caught up in the moment. " Just then, the Hardy Boyz theme played. Jeff and Lizzy walked out there and did their thing at the top of the ramp. they walked down the ramp and into the ring. They hopped on the top rope and did the famous pose with the guns.
Chyna came out with that huge ass bazooka. She shot the fireworks in the air and walked to the ring, Women's championship belt in hand.
" Monday night Raw is Sponsored by Stacker 2. "
" And by Beef Ravioli. Feed the need. "
They started off. Chyna whips Lizzy into the ropes and throws a few punches. Lizzy pushed her off and goes for the bulldog.
" And Lizzy attempts the bulldog but fails. "
" Yeah JR. Access DENIED by the Ninth Wonder of the World. I must say, she is looking great tonight. Not that Lizzy isn't either. "
Chyna grabs Lizzy into a Ladderal Press. Lizzy is throw on the mat with force. Chyna goes for the cover. 1.. 2.. and a kick out. She picks Lizzy up and powerbombs her.
1..2.. and a nearfall.
Jeff Hardy is on the outside cheering her on.
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The camera zooms in on a dressing room with Lita and Matt watching the match closely.
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Lizzy knocks Chyna out. Chyna lies motionless on the mat. Lizzy climbs to the top rope and executes a moonsault.
" 1.. 2.. and a nearfall by Chyna. You know Paul, both women are incredible athletes and make great champs. "
" You've got something right for once JR. I'm proud of you. "
" Oh shut up Paul. "
Lizzy grabs Chyna by the neck and does the Twist of Fate. She climbs the top rope and pulls off the Swanton Bomb. Lizzy covers Chyna and gets the three count.
" We have a new champion! Lizzy! "
" Yeah, and she used Jeff Hardy's move! "
Jeff climbed into the ring and congratulated her. They hugged each other tightly for a few moments. They parted as Referee Earl Hebner handed her the belt. Jeff and Lizzy held onto each other again.
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Justin grabbed his bottled water and turned on the TV. He saw Lizzy and Jeff in the middle of the ring. What they did made him do a ( I forgot the name) Spit Take.
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Jeff and Lizzy looked deeply in each other's eyes. They heads moved closer and closer. Then, their lips finally met in a sweet kiss. Jeff wrapped his arms around her and bent her over to deepen the kiss.
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Matt and Lita stared at the TV shocked.
**** The kiss isn't supposed to last that long.. **** Amy thought to herself.
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Jeff finally released Lizzy and they walked backstage, hand in hand.
Paul and JR were utterly shocked. ( storyline)
" Man, Jeff Hardy had got to be the luckiest man in the world. Not only did he get to touch Lizzy but to kiss her. And with tongue! "
" Geez Paul. Control yourself. "
" Shut up. It's not like you're a womanizer like me. "
" Oh please.. "
Backstage.....
" Well, that went well. "
" Yeah Jeff. I think so too.. "
They walked into the locker room and were met with stares form Matt and Amy.
" What?? " Jeff and Lizzy asked at the same time.
" Ooh nothing.. " The two replied and walked out of the room.
" Those two have it bad.. " Matt said. Amy nodded in agreement.
5:45 am..
JC awoke abruptly to an alarm clock.
**** Damn... Time to get up. **** He jumped out of bed and woke up his roommate.
" Lance get up! "
" No.. "
" GET up! "
" No.."
" Get your country ass out of bed now or I will DRAG you out. "
" Whatever. " JC stormed of the room. Moments later he walked back in with a bucket of ice. He lifted it above his head and dumped it on Lance.
" Holy shit! " Lance screamed and jumped out of bed. JC laughed to himself.
Meanwhile in Joey and Justin's room...
Joey woke up when he heard his cell phone ring.
" Hello? "
" Joey? "
" Yeah, Lizz? "
" Did I wake you or something? "
" As a matter of fact, YES. "
" I'm sorry. Want me to call later. Uh, yeah. That would be a plus. "
" Fine, what time is it? "
" 6:00 in the morning. "
" OOh, damn. "
" Yeah. I have to get up anyway. "
" Ok, then I'm glad I called. "
" Yeah whatever. "
" Uh huh.. Bye Joey. "
" Bye Lizz.. "
Click. Justin's eyes opened and he caught the last of their conversation.
" Who was that? "
" Nobody. "
" To hell it isn't. Why would she call at 6 in the damn morning? "
" Justin, that's none of your business. "
" Go fuckoff. " Justin said and walked to the bathroom.
" Whatever little man.. "
***********************************
" Jeff, today's the first day of our so-called relationship. "
" Gee, I'm sooo excited! " Jeff replied sarcastically. Lizzy smacked him in the arm.
" So, our storyline is.. That at the end of your match, we celebrate and I kiss you. "
" Basically. "
" Well, we better get going Ms. Future Women's Champ. "
" Yippee.. " Jeff and Lizzy walked to the gorilla awaiting for their theme music to play. Joanie was already there.
" Hey Joanie. "
" Hey Lizz.. Jeff. "
" Well, since I kicked Trish's ass, I get to kick yours too. "
" Uh Uh. It's going to be a close one. "
" Yeah, sure.. "
" You know it's in the script! "
" Duh! " The two girls looked at Jeff as if he was crazy.
" Sorry, just got caught up in the moment. " Just then, the Hardy Boyz theme played. Jeff and Lizzy walked out there and did their thing at the top of the ramp. they walked down the ramp and into the ring. They hopped on the top rope and did the famous pose with the guns.
Chyna came out with that huge ass bazooka. She shot the fireworks in the air and walked to the ring, Women's championship belt in hand.
" Monday night Raw is Sponsored by Stacker 2. "
" And by Beef Ravioli. Feed the need. "
They started off. Chyna whips Lizzy into the ropes and throws a few punches. Lizzy pushed her off and goes for the bulldog.
" And Lizzy attempts the bulldog but fails. "
" Yeah JR. Access DENIED by the Ninth Wonder of the World. I must say, she is looking great tonight. Not that Lizzy isn't either. "
Chyna grabs Lizzy into a Ladderal Press. Lizzy is throw on the mat with force. Chyna goes for the cover. 1.. 2.. and a kick out. She picks Lizzy up and powerbombs her.
1..2.. and a nearfall.
Jeff Hardy is on the outside cheering her on.
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The camera zooms in on a dressing room with Lita and Matt watching the match closely.
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Lizzy knocks Chyna out. Chyna lies motionless on the mat. Lizzy climbs to the top rope and executes a moonsault.
" 1.. 2.. and a nearfall by Chyna. You know Paul, both women are incredible athletes and make great champs. "
" You've got something right for once JR. I'm proud of you. "
" Oh shut up Paul. "
Lizzy grabs Chyna by the neck and does the Twist of Fate. She climbs the top rope and pulls off the Swanton Bomb. Lizzy covers Chyna and gets the three count.
" We have a new champion! Lizzy! "
" Yeah, and she used Jeff Hardy's move! "
Jeff climbed into the ring and congratulated her. They hugged each other tightly for a few moments. They parted as Referee Earl Hebner handed her the belt. Jeff and Lizzy held onto each other again.
***********************
Justin grabbed his bottled water and turned on the TV. He saw Lizzy and Jeff in the middle of the ring. What they did made him do a ( I forgot the name) Spit Take.
***********************
Jeff and Lizzy looked deeply in each other's eyes. They heads moved closer and closer. Then, their lips finally met in a sweet kiss. Jeff wrapped his arms around her and bent her over to deepen the kiss.
************************
Matt and Lita stared at the TV shocked.
**** The kiss isn't supposed to last that long.. **** Amy thought to herself.
*************************
Jeff finally released Lizzy and they walked backstage, hand in hand.
Paul and JR were utterly shocked. ( storyline)
" Man, Jeff Hardy had got to be the luckiest man in the world. Not only did he get to touch Lizzy but to kiss her. And with tongue! "
" Geez Paul. Control yourself. "
" Shut up. It's not like you're a womanizer like me. "
" Oh please.. "
Backstage.....
" Well, that went well. "
" Yeah Jeff. I think so too.. "
They walked into the locker room and were met with stares form Matt and Amy.
" What?? " Jeff and Lizzy asked at the same time.
" Ooh nothing.. " The two replied and walked out of the room.
" Those two have it bad.. " Matt said. Amy nodded in agreement.
