Yeah so I was playing ping pong in gym class and was thinking in etween games. Just another silly fic that I probably won't continue. If this inspires you and _you_ want to continue it, go for it! Same goes for my other humorous fic, the catfight fic.

**The Scene***

***Our beloved Setokai members and their closest friends are standing around at the beginning of gym class. They are wearing the Ohtori gym uniform which includes an aqua shirt with a rose crest on the back and either red-pink shorts or gray sweatpants.***

Wakaba: Utena!!!!!!!!! *glomp* I wonder what we're going to do!!!!!
Utena: Aah Wakaba you're too heavy!!! I don't know what we're going to play. Why do I have to wear these stupid pink shorts! They're way to short . . . *somehwere Akio smirks*
*Touga steps up behind her*
Touga: I think it suits you just fine
*Utena smirks* Although I could say the same about those stunning gray sweats Setokaichou-kun.
*The gym teacher steps up in front of the class. She looks remarkably like a certain guidance counselor except she's in gym gear*

GT: Alright claaaaaaass! We're starting the ping pong ladder tournament today! So that means you challenge people above you and if you win you get their spot! So let's see we should have . . . hmmm the most athletic person at the top of the ladder how about . . . *looks around and her eyes stop dead on Saionjii and go all sparkly* Saionjii-sempai! Of course the captain of the kendo team would be the most athletic . . . . now as for the person at the bottom . . . Tenjou Utena . . . *her eyes narrow* the one who is always in a boys uniform . . . of course . . . Anyway class . . . get to it!

*Being the prince that she is, Utena goes up to Saionji*
Utena: I challenge you to a game of ping pong!
Saionji: Fine. Anthy!
Anthy: Hai, Saionjii-sama?
Saionjii: Prepare us.
*Anthy is dressed differently than everyone else, her gym outfit is a pseudo rose bride cheerleader type outfit . . . so that it's easier to move and not because a certian engaged one asked for it . . .*
*Saionjii glares* I didn't, I swear!

Anthy: Rose of the noble castle, Power of Dios that sleeps within me, heed you master and come forth!
*A ping pong paddle handle comes out of her chest*
Saionjii: Grant me the power to revolutionize gym class! *he pulls the ping pong paddle of dios out of her chest*
Saionjii: Don't even think we're volleying for serve. *he snarls, grabs the ball and serves it*

*back and forth back and forth . . . now we're up to 20-20*

Saionjii: I can't believe you're beating me! *serves and Utena hits it back, he somehow misses* How-
*the rose signet on her hand glows*
Utena: Just serve it!
*Saionjii serves and Utena hits it back and he misses*
Saionjii: Did I just lose? . . . I can't believe I lost . . . to a girl . . .
*Anthy goes over and marks the win and loss on the cards and switches Utenas card with Saionjiis*

*Utena goes to chill on the bleachers while Chu-Chu tries (rather unsuccessfully) to eat a ping pong ball.*