Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil, I WANT to own Resident evil. I'm not rich enough, folks. I do own the character Griffith Mckoy, though. So there, that's the legal junk.



Jill Valentine: Oh my god.

Ada Wong: Jill, look at her butt.

Jill Valentine: She looks like one of those S.T.A.R.S guys girlfriends

Ada Wong: Who knows? Who understands those S.T.A.R.S guys any ways?

Jill Valentine: They only talk to her because she's Chris's little sister. I mean, her butt and magnum are just so big.

Ada Wong: I can't believe it's so round for a girl her age. I mean look, it's just so out there. I mean it's just so gross!

Jill Valentine: Look, she's just so preppy!

I like Claire's butt and I cannot lie

Even Leon can't deny

That when Clair walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a magnum in yo face

You get shot!

Leon wants to pull up tough

Cause he noticed that Claire was rough

Deep in them jean shorts she's wearing

I'm hooked on them and can't stop staring

Oh, Claire! I wanna to get with ya

And take yo picture

My Homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got

Makes me so horny!

Ooh, pain of the bullet

You say you wanna take down umbrella?

Well do it, do it cause you ain't that average teen girl

I've seen her dancing

Screw the romancing

She's sweat, wet, got it going like a turbo jet

I'm tired of magazines

Saying Beretta's are the thing

Take the average S.T.A.R.S man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So Carlos! (Yeah!) Wesker! (Yeah!)

Do you think Claire has the butt? (Hell yeah!)

I like hers round and big

And when I'm shooting zombies

I just can't help myself

I'm acting like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you away from Raccoon

And double up

I ain't talking about Rebecca Chambers

Cause silicon parts are made for her chemistry tools!

I want yours real thick and juicy

So find that juicy bubble

Griffith Mckoy's in trouble

Begging for a piece of Claire's bubble!

So I'm looking at Ada Wong

She's a knock-kneed bimbo

I'll keep my women like Claire Redfield

A word to the thick S.T.A.R.S sisters

I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

Baby got it going on!

I don't think Chris will like this song

Cause he'll lie to get her away from me so I can quit it

But I'd rather stay and kill Nemisis

Cause I'm smart and I'm strong

And I'm gonna help take Umbrella on

So Jill! (Yeah) Rebecca! (Yeah)

If you want to roll in my Mercedes

Then turn around

Stick it out

Even Chris has got to shout

Claire got back

Yeah baby

When it comes to Claire Redfield

Barry Burton ain't got nothing to do with my selection

36-24-36

Only if your 5'3"

So Jill rolls a Honda

Playing work out tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon

You can kill Zombies or Tyrant, but please don't lose that butt

Chris wants to play that hard role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So he'll toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Barry says your fat

Well I ain't down with that

Cause your waist is small and your weapons are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' about stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the S.T.A.R.S uniforms

You ain't it miss thing

Give me Claire cause I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Albert Wesker tried to dis

Cause his girls were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get with 'em

So Claire if the butt is round

And you wanna triple X throw down

Dial 1-900-Kill a lot

And kick them nasty thoughts!

Claire got back

Claire got back

Claire got back

Little in ammo but she got much back