On the way back to the library, Harry and Co. walked past the Potions classroom where Zim and GIR were trying to make Voot Cruiser fuel.

Naturally, as Zim was experimenting with chemicals, they exploded (as eventually everything may in this demented little thingy) and his face was burning.

"Aw......that was FUN!" screamed GIR overexcitedly. "Doitagain, doitagain, doitagain!!!!!" Zim just groaned.

Upon entering the library, Ron suddenly screamed.

"Ron, what's your problem?" said Harry, bewildered. Ron didn't answer; instead he uttered a sickly moan and collapsed onto the floor. Harry and Hermione instantly dropped to his side.

"Can you find a pulse?" Hermione asked as Harry checked.

"No --- Wait a minute.....no." An almighty squishing noise was heard and Ron's bones flew out of his mouth. He was now a lifeless exterior on the floor.

Draco Malfoy happened to be passing when this occured, and began smirking --- that is, until he realized something and shouted, "I'M MISSING MY LEFT BUTT CHEEK!!!"

"Hmm...Odd," replied Hermione.

"Odd? That's all you have to say?! Ron just croaked and his internal organs ran away and that's it?"

"Well, what do you want me to say? Oh my god! They killed Ron!??"

"Well...no...but some emotion would be nice here, okay?" replied Harry.

"Okay."

Dib walked by, muttering about having to find a T.V because Mysterious Mysteries was almost on and he never misses it. Gaz followed closely behind.

"You know that thing about bugging me...you're doing it again..." said Gaz, glaring at Dib.

Back in the library, GIR noticed something about Zim when he wasn't in his disguise. Those large Irken eyes....they looked like candies.

"Ooh..." said GIR, beginning to drool. Zim ignored him, that is, until he felt one of his eyes trying to be pried off. "Get away from me!" he shouted. "CANDY!!" squealed GIR.

Meanwhile, in the hallway --- Draco Malfoy had left Hermione and Harry to ponder how Ron mysterioulsy was nothing but a lifeless exterior. Hermione bent and took the toothpick out of the Ron goo. GIR ran outside the library and took it from her.

"Hey, what was that about!?" Harry shouted after GIR.

"I'm gonna get me some CANDY ON A STICK!!" shouted GIR in reply. Then from Zim ---

"AAAAAAAAAAARRGGHHHH! Leave my optical thingies where THEY SHOULD BE!!!!"

"I don't even want to know anymore." replied Harry. Harry and Hermione walked down the hall to the Potions classroom and poked their heads in. Zim was about to mix another solution. Gir was sitting on the table, roasting a marshmallow over a bunsen burner. The marshmallow was stuck on none other than The Golden Toothpick of Thebes.

Suddenly, the hall filled with music. "Goddess of Love" by O.M.D to be specific (The author makes no apologies for including Orchestral Manouvres in the Dark in this fic.) Harry and Hermione looked out to investigate and were shocked to see Ron's skeleton dancing to the song.

"How'd that happen?" said Harry to himself. Suddenly he saw someone he'd seen in a movie once out of the corner of his eye..... Imhotep was reading from the Book of the Dead. "That explains it,"