As a result Ron's skeleton prompty......burst into flame, as the sound of maniacal laughter rang out. Actually, the demented author was scary all the time.

Dib screamed when the mummy advanced on him.

"Oh, stop, you're ripping my heart out," said Gaz sarcastically from the doorway. "Come on, let's go, Dib!" Dib turned and followed Gaz out of the room, his trenchcoat flying out behind him.

Harry, deciding that Dib and Gaz had the right idea, quickly followed. They ran into the Dinner Hall. It was now empty, but still illuminated by all the candles floating overhead. Everyone stopped for a breather.

"Hi, I'm Dib, and you are..."

"Hi, I'm Harry Potter.

"And this is my sister Gaz," said Dib, introducing his sister.

"Well, Dib, do you have any ideas?" asked Harry.

"Nope."

"Don't look at me!" replied the less demented, although handsomely dashing author. "I'm making this up as I go along."

"I'm leaving," said Gaz. "I'm not gonna let this freak show deprive me of my high score list!!!!"

"Yes....Mysterious Mysteries is on in approximately 58 seconds," said Dib, who ran after Gaz.

Harry ran back to the room where everything wrong was occuring. He took the toothpick of Thebes from the Dumbledore goo....and didn't know what to do with it. (Imhotep and the Book of the Dead were gone by now.) He took a few moments to think about those that had died.... Professors Trelawny, Snape, and Dumbledore, and his friends Hermione and Ron. None of the Invader Zim characters were harmed, though..... perhaps the more demented writer favored them.... Harry saw nothing more left to do.... He was going to eat the toothpick.

Harry swallowed the toothpick, closed his eyes and waited to explode.

Suddenly, Harry shot up in bed, screaming. It was all a dream. A really weird, crazy and demented dream. He got out of bed and walked out of the bunk room into the common room. He quickly noticed that everyone else was in the common room, except no one had their real eyes, but were replaced by revolving red dice.

Harry once again jolted up in bed screaming. He looked around and noticed that everyone else was sound asleep. He looked over to Ron's bunk and noticed that his bed was empty. Harry looked around in a panic, but quickly noticed Ron twirling around the room in his pink tutu.

Harry suddenly jerked awake. He rubbed his eyes, which confirmed he was finally, really and actually awake.