One Week (in anime land)
By:Majin Vegeta
Disclaimer:I don't own the song I'm parodying, which is 'One Week' by
the Barenaked Ladies. So, yeah...like...enjoy.
Note:Since this song has three different choruses, I split it up
accordingly.
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CHORUS 1:
It's been one week since we were obsessed
Cocked my head to one side and said "What's this here?"
Five days since we met Ferio, he's saying
"Hey guys, come back and see me."
Three days since we put FUNimation out of business
I realized they suck, only too soon
Yesterday, we watched the tube
And we're still complaining 'bout what they did to Cardcaptor Sakura
Hold it now and watch Makona
As he make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at a Pokémon
I summon Pikachu from the ball,
Although I like the Magikarp
And I like sushi
But only if Sasami makes it
Hot like A-ko when I bust a move
Big like the Gundams
Because I'm all about those mecha
Son Goku's got the mad power
You try to match it, you try to fight back
But he busts through
Like Ascot, I got big friends
Mine are from that TV show
The one with that Van guy
Gonna date a cat girl and fight the Escaflowne
I'd like a double dose of Evas
I like big robots, they're the coolest of all
Gotta see that show, where those guys Kendo
The one with the black pig
And all those other crazy guys
How can I help if I think it's funny when you grow bunny ears?
Tryin' hard not to smile though I need to
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at Nadisco
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you'll never will.
I have a tendency to make fun of hard core otaku
I have a history of writing bad parodies
CHORUS 2:
It's been one week since we were obsessed
Threw your arms in the air
And said "Japan's mad crazy."
Five days since that nut tackled me
I've still got the restraining order to prove it
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not cool to watch anime
Not a second too soon
Yesterday, we watched the tube
And now I sit back and wait
'Til they air that Di Gi Charat show
Crazy Chichiri the Chinese monk
Have a mask and your eyes stop workin'
Watchin' Bubblegum Crisis with no lights on
We're a group of Knights Sabers
I hope that Rei chick is in this one
Like Akira, I'm really cool
Like Slayers, I'm kooky
Like Kenshin, guaranteed to save ya
Like Genki, I got mad energy
Okay, I'm lazy
But if I did I'd be a great ninja
Like Jubei, I'm really fast
Hey, that's my best hat
Ninja Resurrection is really, really messed up
Gonna get a set a' DVDs
Gonna find the ones with those Sorcerer Hunters
Just so my life isn't always getting boring
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause those senshi girls got the goods
That make me think the wrong things
How can I help if I think it's funny when you grow bunny ears?
Tryin' hard not to smile though I need to
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at Nadisco
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you'll never will.
I have a tendency to make fun of hard core otaku
I have a history of writing bad parodies
CHORUS 3:
It's been one week since we laughed at that show
The one based on that crazy card game and said "Look, it's Yu-Gi-Oh!"
Five days since I watched Cowboy Bepop and said
"You just watched Spike like I told ya to."
Three days since that episode
Of Gunsmith Cats that made us realize
The opening was really cool
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
'Til we watch more anime
Still be two days 'til we watch more anime
Still be two days 'til we watch more anime
Like that one called Irresponsible Captain Tylor
***END***
That's the finale, my friends! Errr...I hope you liked it, and if
not....well...too bad! Haha!
By:Majin Vegeta
Disclaimer:I don't own the song I'm parodying, which is 'One Week' by
the Barenaked Ladies. So, yeah...like...enjoy.
Note:Since this song has three different choruses, I split it up
accordingly.
*******
CHORUS 1:
It's been one week since we were obsessed
Cocked my head to one side and said "What's this here?"
Five days since we met Ferio, he's saying
"Hey guys, come back and see me."
Three days since we put FUNimation out of business
I realized they suck, only too soon
Yesterday, we watched the tube
And we're still complaining 'bout what they did to Cardcaptor Sakura
Hold it now and watch Makona
As he make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at a Pokémon
I summon Pikachu from the ball,
Although I like the Magikarp
And I like sushi
But only if Sasami makes it
Hot like A-ko when I bust a move
Big like the Gundams
Because I'm all about those mecha
Son Goku's got the mad power
You try to match it, you try to fight back
But he busts through
Like Ascot, I got big friends
Mine are from that TV show
The one with that Van guy
Gonna date a cat girl and fight the Escaflowne
I'd like a double dose of Evas
I like big robots, they're the coolest of all
Gotta see that show, where those guys Kendo
The one with the black pig
And all those other crazy guys
How can I help if I think it's funny when you grow bunny ears?
Tryin' hard not to smile though I need to
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at Nadisco
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you'll never will.
I have a tendency to make fun of hard core otaku
I have a history of writing bad parodies
CHORUS 2:
It's been one week since we were obsessed
Threw your arms in the air
And said "Japan's mad crazy."
Five days since that nut tackled me
I've still got the restraining order to prove it
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not cool to watch anime
Not a second too soon
Yesterday, we watched the tube
And now I sit back and wait
'Til they air that Di Gi Charat show
Crazy Chichiri the Chinese monk
Have a mask and your eyes stop workin'
Watchin' Bubblegum Crisis with no lights on
We're a group of Knights Sabers
I hope that Rei chick is in this one
Like Akira, I'm really cool
Like Slayers, I'm kooky
Like Kenshin, guaranteed to save ya
Like Genki, I got mad energy
Okay, I'm lazy
But if I did I'd be a great ninja
Like Jubei, I'm really fast
Hey, that's my best hat
Ninja Resurrection is really, really messed up
Gonna get a set a' DVDs
Gonna find the ones with those Sorcerer Hunters
Just so my life isn't always getting boring
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
'Cause those senshi girls got the goods
That make me think the wrong things
How can I help if I think it's funny when you grow bunny ears?
Tryin' hard not to smile though I need to
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at Nadisco
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you'll never will.
I have a tendency to make fun of hard core otaku
I have a history of writing bad parodies
CHORUS 3:
It's been one week since we laughed at that show
The one based on that crazy card game and said "Look, it's Yu-Gi-Oh!"
Five days since I watched Cowboy Bepop and said
"You just watched Spike like I told ya to."
Three days since that episode
Of Gunsmith Cats that made us realize
The opening was really cool
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days
'Til we watch more anime
Still be two days 'til we watch more anime
Still be two days 'til we watch more anime
Like that one called Irresponsible Captain Tylor
***END***
That's the finale, my friends! Errr...I hope you liked it, and if
not....well...too bad! Haha!
