Tomoyo sighed. She couldn't stop thinking or Eriol.

"Geez Tomoyo," she thought to herself. "You have issues. You have nothing in common with the guy, he's 350 years older then you, he lives in England and has a long term lover? How the hell are you going to get Eriol?"

It was at this point in the plot, the author got some creative license.

The next day at school...

'Class," Tarada sensei said. "Welcome back Eriol!"

Tomoyo gasped. Not Eriol! Not her 350 year old, weird woman, England living lover? She remembered their last moments tgether.

Eriol looked deeply into Tomoyo's eyes and said, "See ya," before getting on the plane.

Tomoyo, through some freaky creative license the author has, knew this meant something and they were destined to be together.

Eriol walked past her. "Wow. Haven't seen you for a while huh?"

Tomoyo felt herself passing out. "Are you okay?" Eriol asked. "Your eyes rolled into the back of your head and you started drooling."

Tomoyo knew he really cared for her. He was so concerned about her welfare and wellbeing. She knew they were destined to be together.

After school...

"You know Tomoyo," Sakura said halfway through a snogging session with Syaron, "Eriol really likes you. You should make him a new outfit. That hat might have belonged to Clow Reed, but it looks really crappy. Hey watch where you put your tongue Syaron!"

That evening..

Tomoyo dialed the number for the 432nd time this evening. "Hello,' Eriol said. Tomoyo hung up. My god he was so sexy when he did that.

"Hell!" Tomoyo thought. "I'll go to his house in person!"

A few seconds later... (time has no meaning in this sick authors head)

Tomoy knocked on Eriols door with a nervous feeling in her chest. She was wearing her best - and most revealing - outfit. Eriol answered the door.

"Tomoyo?"

She nodded. This was it. "OhmigodIloveyousomuchEriol!"

"OhmigodIloveyousomuchtooTomoyo."

Tomoyo frowned. "What about Mizuki sensei?"

"Funny you should mention that. I broke up with her exactly three seconds before you knocked on the door!"

"My god! What an incredible plot device!"

"Yeah!"

And they shared true loves first kiss.

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FF.net needs more crappy romance stories, so I wrote my own. This is my way of making a stand without blowing anything up. CLAMP don't want to be associated with this fic so I own the characters ^_^
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