When Boredom Strikes Hogwarts II- Truth or Dare
by CuteDiva
A/N: Fear me, for I am a hyper little sugar addict! *cackles* Better yet, fear this fic, which you are, for some reason, reading. In this chapter, the Gryffindors, not having learned their lesson, play another annoying party game. What chaos will unfold? Only time (and you reading) will tell...
(Gryffindor Common Room- The Gryffindors are lazing around, bored and tired.)
George: Hey, Seamus, do you know any more of those Muggle party games?
Seamus: We COULD play Truth or Dare... It doesn't involve a closet, so I don't think certain PEOPLE will try anything (glares at Ron and Hermione, who both blush.)
Fred: Sounds good. How do you play?
Seamus: (explains how to play Truth or Dare.)
Fred: I'll start. Parvati! Truth or Dare?
Parvati: Um... Truth!
Fred: What size bra do you wear?
Parvati: (gasps) Why do YOU want to know?
Fred: Curiosity?
Parvati: ARGH! Oh, alright. (mumbles) 28AAA.
(All those present start laughing furisouly, except Dean, who glares at them all.)
Parvati: Alright, now one of you is gonna get it! Harry! Truth... or DARE?
Harry: Um... Truth, I guess.
Parvati: Who is the hottest girl in Hogwarts?
Harry: I'm not answering that (turns red).
Parvati: You HAVE to!
Harry: Can I answer a different question?
Parvati: Alright. Who do you like?
Harry: That's practically the same question!
Fred: Just answer, wimp!
Harry: NO!
(Fred and George get Harry into a headlock until he chokes out "Cho Chang!")
Hermione: You like HER!? EW!
Harry: Alright, smart aleck. Truth or Dare?
Fred: (whispering to George) She'll probably pick Truth. She's gutless.
Hermione: Oh, really, Fred? In that case, I pick Dare!
Harry: Um... take something off.
(All the boys whistle)
Hermione: Do I HAVE to?
Harry: Yes.
Hermione: (groans and takes off a sock.) Happy?
Fred and George: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Hermione: Go lick a boggart's ass.
Seamus: Okay, Hermione, pick someone.
Hermione: Katie. Truth or Dare?
Katie: I'm game for a Dare.
Hermione: Set off a Dungbomb in Snape's office while he's in there.
Katie: You are out of your mind! Do I look like I want to die?
Hermione: Fine, if you're scared...
Katie: Me, scared? HA!
(Goes off to Snape's office, and returns 20 minutes later)
Katie: I did it!
Hermione: How are you still alive?
Katie: I set it off when he was reading "Witch Weekly".
Hermione: Oh.
(Silence)
Katie: Alright, someone else... Seamus, Truth or Dare?
Seamus: Dare.
Katie: Dress like a hooker, then run around the school and offer favors to as many guys as you can.
Seamus: Alright. Lavender, can I borrow your leather bra and thong set?
Lavender: (blushes furiously and glares at Seamus) But, honey, the last time you made me do this-
Seamus: LAVENDER!
Lavender: Fine. It's in my top drawer, right next to our set of handcuffs.
Seamus: Cool (leaves.)
(Everyone stares at Lavender).
Lavender: What? Oh, come on, like you guys haven't scored chained onto the astronomy tower.
Fred: Hey, whatever turns you on.
George: (speaking under his breath) So THAT'S what made all those weird noises when I was trying to sleep.
30 Minutes Later...
(Seamus enters the common room, still dressed like a hooker)
Seamus: Okay, I offered myself up to 15 guys.
Katie: What happened?
Seamus: (Takes out a notepad) Hmm... 1 said yes, 2 said no, 4 kept walking, 2 ran off screaming for help, 1 called the police, 4 laughed, and 1 started crying.
Harry: And with good reason!
Seamus: That wasn't that hard (pulls 4 Knuts out of stuffed bra while all the others look on in horror.)
Lavender: Seamus, I thought you loved me!
A/N: Okay, I think that was even scarier than the last chapter, no? Please, please review, and don't flame me. The next chapter will probably be Spin the Bottle. If anyone has any ideas for more games I can feature (I've run out of ideas) please, include it in a review. And, please, nothing kinky (sorry, Lav and Seamus!)
by CuteDiva
A/N: Fear me, for I am a hyper little sugar addict! *cackles* Better yet, fear this fic, which you are, for some reason, reading. In this chapter, the Gryffindors, not having learned their lesson, play another annoying party game. What chaos will unfold? Only time (and you reading) will tell...
(Gryffindor Common Room- The Gryffindors are lazing around, bored and tired.)
George: Hey, Seamus, do you know any more of those Muggle party games?
Seamus: We COULD play Truth or Dare... It doesn't involve a closet, so I don't think certain PEOPLE will try anything (glares at Ron and Hermione, who both blush.)
Fred: Sounds good. How do you play?
Seamus: (explains how to play Truth or Dare.)
Fred: I'll start. Parvati! Truth or Dare?
Parvati: Um... Truth!
Fred: What size bra do you wear?
Parvati: (gasps) Why do YOU want to know?
Fred: Curiosity?
Parvati: ARGH! Oh, alright. (mumbles) 28AAA.
(All those present start laughing furisouly, except Dean, who glares at them all.)
Parvati: Alright, now one of you is gonna get it! Harry! Truth... or DARE?
Harry: Um... Truth, I guess.
Parvati: Who is the hottest girl in Hogwarts?
Harry: I'm not answering that (turns red).
Parvati: You HAVE to!
Harry: Can I answer a different question?
Parvati: Alright. Who do you like?
Harry: That's practically the same question!
Fred: Just answer, wimp!
Harry: NO!
(Fred and George get Harry into a headlock until he chokes out "Cho Chang!")
Hermione: You like HER!? EW!
Harry: Alright, smart aleck. Truth or Dare?
Fred: (whispering to George) She'll probably pick Truth. She's gutless.
Hermione: Oh, really, Fred? In that case, I pick Dare!
Harry: Um... take something off.
(All the boys whistle)
Hermione: Do I HAVE to?
Harry: Yes.
Hermione: (groans and takes off a sock.) Happy?
Fred and George: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Hermione: Go lick a boggart's ass.
Seamus: Okay, Hermione, pick someone.
Hermione: Katie. Truth or Dare?
Katie: I'm game for a Dare.
Hermione: Set off a Dungbomb in Snape's office while he's in there.
Katie: You are out of your mind! Do I look like I want to die?
Hermione: Fine, if you're scared...
Katie: Me, scared? HA!
(Goes off to Snape's office, and returns 20 minutes later)
Katie: I did it!
Hermione: How are you still alive?
Katie: I set it off when he was reading "Witch Weekly".
Hermione: Oh.
(Silence)
Katie: Alright, someone else... Seamus, Truth or Dare?
Seamus: Dare.
Katie: Dress like a hooker, then run around the school and offer favors to as many guys as you can.
Seamus: Alright. Lavender, can I borrow your leather bra and thong set?
Lavender: (blushes furiously and glares at Seamus) But, honey, the last time you made me do this-
Seamus: LAVENDER!
Lavender: Fine. It's in my top drawer, right next to our set of handcuffs.
Seamus: Cool (leaves.)
(Everyone stares at Lavender).
Lavender: What? Oh, come on, like you guys haven't scored chained onto the astronomy tower.
Fred: Hey, whatever turns you on.
George: (speaking under his breath) So THAT'S what made all those weird noises when I was trying to sleep.
30 Minutes Later...
(Seamus enters the common room, still dressed like a hooker)
Seamus: Okay, I offered myself up to 15 guys.
Katie: What happened?
Seamus: (Takes out a notepad) Hmm... 1 said yes, 2 said no, 4 kept walking, 2 ran off screaming for help, 1 called the police, 4 laughed, and 1 started crying.
Harry: And with good reason!
Seamus: That wasn't that hard (pulls 4 Knuts out of stuffed bra while all the others look on in horror.)
Lavender: Seamus, I thought you loved me!
A/N: Okay, I think that was even scarier than the last chapter, no? Please, please review, and don't flame me. The next chapter will probably be Spin the Bottle. If anyone has any ideas for more games I can feature (I've run out of ideas) please, include it in a review. And, please, nothing kinky (sorry, Lav and Seamus!)
