When Boredom Strikes Hogwarts III: Spin The Bottle
by CuteDiva
A/N: Okay, it's been a while, but I'm gonna try and put my muse back to work. I started this fic way back before summer, and now it is a few months into the school year. I'm going to go back to writing my abandoned fics(I don't know if this should delight you or horrify you). Anyways, this will probably be the last chapter, since I don't know any more party games that are worthwhile. So, here it is, Part III, Spin the Bottle, with a special cameo from the cast of The Mummy Returns.
[Gryffindor Common Room]
Harry: I'm so bored.
Hermione: Oh, no you don't! Everytime someone around here says that, I get caught playing some stupid and immature game.
I'm going to do something more worthwhile with my time, thank you very much. (Tries to go to her dormitory, but Lavender and Parvati, who have had too much pumpkin juice, are pulling her back to the common room and giggling like hyenas.)
Fred: Okay, today, we play Spin the Bottle.
Ron: Well, see, Hermione, that's not too bad.
(Hermione glares at Ron. Their little fling had ended when Ron had tacked posters of Playmates from Seamus's magazines onto his bedroom walls.)
Parvati: I'm game. But let's make this interesting. WHOEVER the bottle lands on, you kiss. And everyone votes on the TYPE of kiss.
Harry: I am not kissing a boy! That is so gross!
Ron: Parvati, your knickers must be on too tight.
Parvati: You have no business with my knickers! (Pulls at underpants in an insulted manner.)
Fred: Well, if we're going to play, let's go outside where it is not quite as hot. It's nice and breezy outside.
[Outside]
Hermione: Alright, who's got the stupid bottle?
Fred: (Takes last sip of a bottle of orange juice he stole from house elves) Here.
Parvati: Everyone, on the floor. Sit boy-girl, boy-girl. I'll go first. (Spins bottle)
Harry: Ew! I don't want to kiss you.
Parvati: Oh, Harry, don't play games!
(Lunges on poor Harry and Frenches him, while Harry has a look of horror as he gasps for breath.)
Harry: (gasps) Can't... breathe. Must... get... air... All... is turning... black... (Faints)
Hermione: Oh, Parvati, look what you've done! (Walks over to Harry and slaps him.)
Harry: What? Where am I?
Hermione: Oh, shut up, you male.
Fred: Okay, Harry, your turn.
Harry: Pass! (clutches chest)
Oliver Wood: Just spin the bloody bottle.
Harry: Fine!!
(Spins bottle, and it lands on a book-version of The Mummy Returns).
Harry: Great, now, what larks. I have to kiss a BOOK.
(Book starts violently shaking, and the entire cast of the Mummy Returns jumps out of the pages)
Brendan Fraser, who plays Rick: Where are we? This doesn't look like the cursed pyramid tomb of Imhotep! What gives????
Rachel Weiss, who plays Evie: I think we've travelled back through time into a Medieval castle. Why, look at the primitive art! The strange-looking children!
All students: HEY!
Imhotep, the Mummy: (mutters something in Egyptian, and a thousand little bugs crawl through Parvati's skin until she spontaneously combusts)
Parvati: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: (looks at cast of the Mummy Returns) Hey, you guys wanna play Spin the Bottle?
Brendan: Yeah.
Rachel: Whatever.
Imhotep: (skips merrily into the circle and claps hands) Duck Duck Goose! Duck Duck Goose!
Harry: Oh, Lord.
Hermione: Somebody, just shoot me.
A/N: Um, okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Even I am a little scared of that intriguing...... piece. Well. It was crap, yes, but at least I finished it. Flame if you want, I need a good laugh...
by CuteDiva
A/N: Okay, it's been a while, but I'm gonna try and put my muse back to work. I started this fic way back before summer, and now it is a few months into the school year. I'm going to go back to writing my abandoned fics(I don't know if this should delight you or horrify you). Anyways, this will probably be the last chapter, since I don't know any more party games that are worthwhile. So, here it is, Part III, Spin the Bottle, with a special cameo from the cast of The Mummy Returns.
[Gryffindor Common Room]
Harry: I'm so bored.
Hermione: Oh, no you don't! Everytime someone around here says that, I get caught playing some stupid and immature game.
I'm going to do something more worthwhile with my time, thank you very much. (Tries to go to her dormitory, but Lavender and Parvati, who have had too much pumpkin juice, are pulling her back to the common room and giggling like hyenas.)
Fred: Okay, today, we play Spin the Bottle.
Ron: Well, see, Hermione, that's not too bad.
(Hermione glares at Ron. Their little fling had ended when Ron had tacked posters of Playmates from Seamus's magazines onto his bedroom walls.)
Parvati: I'm game. But let's make this interesting. WHOEVER the bottle lands on, you kiss. And everyone votes on the TYPE of kiss.
Harry: I am not kissing a boy! That is so gross!
Ron: Parvati, your knickers must be on too tight.
Parvati: You have no business with my knickers! (Pulls at underpants in an insulted manner.)
Fred: Well, if we're going to play, let's go outside where it is not quite as hot. It's nice and breezy outside.
[Outside]
Hermione: Alright, who's got the stupid bottle?
Fred: (Takes last sip of a bottle of orange juice he stole from house elves) Here.
Parvati: Everyone, on the floor. Sit boy-girl, boy-girl. I'll go first. (Spins bottle)
Harry: Ew! I don't want to kiss you.
Parvati: Oh, Harry, don't play games!
(Lunges on poor Harry and Frenches him, while Harry has a look of horror as he gasps for breath.)
Harry: (gasps) Can't... breathe. Must... get... air... All... is turning... black... (Faints)
Hermione: Oh, Parvati, look what you've done! (Walks over to Harry and slaps him.)
Harry: What? Where am I?
Hermione: Oh, shut up, you male.
Fred: Okay, Harry, your turn.
Harry: Pass! (clutches chest)
Oliver Wood: Just spin the bloody bottle.
Harry: Fine!!
(Spins bottle, and it lands on a book-version of The Mummy Returns).
Harry: Great, now, what larks. I have to kiss a BOOK.
(Book starts violently shaking, and the entire cast of the Mummy Returns jumps out of the pages)
Brendan Fraser, who plays Rick: Where are we? This doesn't look like the cursed pyramid tomb of Imhotep! What gives????
Rachel Weiss, who plays Evie: I think we've travelled back through time into a Medieval castle. Why, look at the primitive art! The strange-looking children!
All students: HEY!
Imhotep, the Mummy: (mutters something in Egyptian, and a thousand little bugs crawl through Parvati's skin until she spontaneously combusts)
Parvati: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: (looks at cast of the Mummy Returns) Hey, you guys wanna play Spin the Bottle?
Brendan: Yeah.
Rachel: Whatever.
Imhotep: (skips merrily into the circle and claps hands) Duck Duck Goose! Duck Duck Goose!
Harry: Oh, Lord.
Hermione: Somebody, just shoot me.
A/N: Um, okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Even I am a little scared of that intriguing...... piece. Well. It was crap, yes, but at least I finished it. Flame if you want, I need a good laugh...
