Drug Stores are always open late
Author: Matori
Chapter: Bathroom sessions and water wars
Rated: PG-13
Warning: Yoai&5xR OCC everyone
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam wing however I DO own some of the character such as Aiwa and Asia :p
Notes: A/U I don't usually do yoai stories and if you don't like Wufei and Relena don't read and don't flame me
Site: Pink Relena Shrine (in progress)

Bathroom sessions and water wars

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Relena sat in the other bathroom weeping over what Duo just said. Tilting her head back she whimpered wiped her tears away and thought. Why did he have to love him? Why didn't he follow me? Did he go to Duo? Do I even love him!?! Of course! But are you in love with him? I don't know! If I don't then who am I in love with? You know who! Qature? No! Trowa? Now way! Wufei? Yes. No! Yes! No! Why am I even arguing with you I'm only arguing with my self. True. But still I don't love Wufei. Yes you do. Ugh...forget. With that Relena got up and washed her tear stained face. Then for no reason she started to cry again until a soft knock came to the door. "Relena" "Wufei" Relena said wiping her tear as he came in. "Relena. No Elli stop crying over him he isn't worth it." He said, "I know but it hurts so much" She replied

Wufei sighed and sat down. She looked at him and tensed up "You don't plan on leaving right."

He nodded and looked up at her "Not until we talk". "Well get ready to stay awhile cause I'm not talking to ya" She said while taking a sip of pop. She handed the pop to Wufei and asked did he want some of it. Wufei shook his head no and sighed, "Let's talk." He said trying to sound comfortable.

"No I told you already." Relena said uncomfortable. "Well I guess we'll sit here in uncomfortable silence" Wufei said sadly as he took a sip of the cherry pop Relena had offered him earlier. "Elli stop being nervous there's nothing to worry about." Wufei said, "You don't know what it's like! You never lost anyone you could have loved!" Relena retorted folding her arm across her chest.

Sensing the tenseness in her words Wufei thought saying he knew what she was going through would help. "Elli I do know what it like I've lost someone I loved before and now I love someone I know that I can't have. That's basically why I stay by my self" Wufei said sadly Relena also looked sad "I'm sorry" She said.

Wufei smiled and said something that would probably make Relena fell better "At least you know there know wrong with you Sally said I was to short" Wufei said. Relena laughed so hard that she fail off the chair until her side making Wufei mad. "Relena that isn't that funny" Wufei said angrily, "Relena stop it, it's not that funny!" He repeated "RELENA STOP NOW!" He yelled again. Relena sighed trying to catch her breath "I'm sorry Wufei. But I thought it was funny!" She yelled fling some water at him. "Well I didn't think so!" He chuckled fling some water back at her. Relena giggled threw some more water at Wufei and grabbed some balloons at the same time "Meet you at your battle stations!" Relena yelled throwing him some balloons. Wufei took his balloons and ran to the next bathroom and filled up some balloons. And Relena filled up her balloons in her bathroom while humming a tune from Mulan (You know that girl worth fight for song). Wufei and Relena finished at the exact same time and went to hide. Relena hid on the top of the bathroom stale and waited for her prey forgetting all about her problems. Wufei smiled as he seen her getting up on the top of the stale she was gifted got to gave her that he would have never looked there. Wufei smiled as he aimed it in the right position he threw it at her. Relena dodged and jump down off the stale.

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Wufei ran out of the room into the dinning room when he saw her jump down. As he did Relena muttered "Oh great" Relena said chasing after him. They ran into the dinning room balloons in hand and earning strange looks and glares from everyone in the dinning. "What in the E.F.A. is going on here Relena?!?" Millardo said " Your going down Elli" Wufei yelled throw a balloon at her. Relena ducked and the balloon hit Celli. Celli angered jump up and went the sink filling up balloons and she tossed them at Wufei "Sally!" He yelled. Causing Celli to gasp in shock. How did he figure it out! Her mind screamed "Sorry Celli you remind me of Sally when you did that." Wufei said apology "That alright" Sally said relived "Oh I forgot is anyone else one of the girls we know?" Qature asked "NO!" the rest of the girls said in a hurry. "Heads up Qat!" Relena said throwing a water balloon at him making him forget about the qestion. Qature ducked and ran to the sink with a hand full of balloons after getting hit Trowa came with the others.

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"You'll never get me Elle!" Wufei shouted throwing his last balloon at Relena and ran towards the bathroom. Relena seeing this followed him "Scared!" She yelled still chasing after him. Wufei ran into the bathroom and gasped at what he saw once he entered. Heero and Duo were kissing when they heard someone gasp, "Hay Wufei let me in!" Relena yelled banging on the door "Um......I don't think you want to see this!" He yelled back "Of course I want to come in there! Now let me in!" Relena yelled. Wufei glared at Heero and Duo shocked faces "You'll hurt her" He whispered to them. Duo frowned "Let the little princess come in if she wants! She is a big girl after all," Duo said loud enough for her to hear. "Duo?" Relena whispered as she stopped her banging "Yeah princess it's me and it's very nice of you to irrupt us!" Duo spat "Us?" "Shut up Maxwell!" Wufei hollered "Yes, Duo I have to go you Wufei on this one." Heero said clamly "Heero you're taking princess side over mine and what up with you Wu-man you seem to be taking her side through all of this!" Duo yelled, "I am not taking sides! And don't call me Wu-man Maxwell!" Wufei yelled back.

"INJUSTICE!" Relena yelled "Hay that's my line!" Wufei said "Stop! You're crushing me!!!!" Relena yelled howling in pain "What's going on out there!" Wufei half asked half yelled "Miss Dorothy move your......opps sorry Miss Dorthia could you please move elbow" Qature asked "Celica your smashing my left arm" Trowa said "Millie your foots in my side" "Hilda your arms in my eye!" Sally and the others said, "What are they doing out there?" Heero asked worried "Oh man I forgot about the water war!" Wufei said smacking his head.

"Water war?" Duo asked "Yep me and Elli started it when we were talking" Wufei "Elli?" Heero asked "Relena's real name" "Alright Wu-man what up with you and the spoiled princess!" Duo asked "RELENA/ELLI/I'M NOT SPOILED" everyone yelled at Duo "They always stick up for there little princess" Duo muttered Wufei walked to the sink and stopped blocking the door "And there's nothing between me and Wufei" Relena said opening the door reveling the crew in impossible or uncomfortable passions. (I know that's not the right freaking word worthless computer!!!!) Yet! Relena's mind screamed. There's nothing going on with you two yet! Shut up! And lets get back to the matter at hand! Okay! "I doubt it you two seem pretty close to me with you running after her in all" Millardo said to Wufei "We are not close and there nothing going on between us that never could happen" Wufei said sadly "What's wrong bud got the jones for princess but she got the jones for Heero" Duo said tautly "Maxwell!" Wufei growled angerliy lunging at Duo but Noin held him back. The same thing was happening to Duo.

Relena growled stepping between the two "Stop this senseless act of violence!" Relena yelled "Big words for a small princess!" Duo spat at her "That's it!!!" Relena and Wufei yelled. Relena and Wufei lunged at Duo but Heero punched Wufei in the gut and Wufei got him in the face. While they were fighting Relena punched Duo in face causing Duo fall over in pain but not before trying to hit her in the gut but hit her in the arm.

"Duo!" Heero cried out as he saw him fall. Relena jerked her arm back and held it as a shocked look crossed her face. He hit me! You hit him first thou. He deserved it! Why is that? Cause everyone since he first came I have been nothing but tolerant of he snide remarks that he made to me! Oh well...He deserved it. I don't get why Wufei went after him to thou. Yes you do! Don't bring that up again. Besides he loves someone else. So you admit it you do like him! I didn't say that. You're just afraid of getting hurt.........again. No I'm not afraid of getting hurt. Yes, you are if weren't then you would have realized the person he can't have is you! "That's enough!" Relena screamed holding her ears "Ouch!" she said realizing she was using both arms. Millardo and the others gave her strange looks after her sudden outburst. Heero glared at her causing her to look at the floor "Are you that jealous?" Heero spat at her causing Relena's head to snap up "Jealous?!" Relena shouted getting up still holding her arm "You think I'm jealous!" "Let me tell you something Mr. Perfect" She spat his name venomously "I was never ever in love with you! I just had a crush on you! And as far as jealous goes! I would never be jealous of anything you'll ever have!" Relena yelled running to her room

"I told you." Wufei whispered sadly. Sally looked Wufei strait in the eye she approached him. She leaned in inches away from his ear. Felling her warm breath on his ear Wufei tensed up. Sally stop! His mind screamed. Knowing it was Sally for some reason. "You do love her don't you Wufei?" She asked in a whispering voice. Wufei nodded think it was no sense lying to her. Sally gave a quiet laugh "Well go after her!" She said causing him to jump. The others who had taken Duo to the mansions nurse. Were now talking to Heero so there was no stopping Wufei from going after her. "Alright Sally." He nodded putting Sally in shock "How did you" "Know. I just did!" He said leaving "That boy never seizes to amaze me." Sally said laughing again while heading for the dinning room.

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A/N: I like rhythms. How did you like the chappy? Was it good or bad? I think it was ok. Didn't think I'd put a fight scene in there huh? It wasn't the best but it was okay for my first. I think I have a lot of firsts in this story! Any way review please and no stupid flames! :p if you do flame me I really won't care. And I'm not bashing Relena or Duo cause I like both of them but I not saying I like them equally. P.S if you were wondering Aiwa and Asia are in future future charters that a very lllooonnnggg time from now. Well kinda in the next saga. I think....... Bye -*- he he
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