| A Sponge in The Jedi
Temple By: Miss Aruri A Sponge in The Jedi Temple Part 2 **Back in Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan's quarters.** **Obi-Wan is sitting at his desk in his room when suddenly there is a loud WHOOSH! and this yellow squaresh thing with buck teeth appears on the desk.** Obi-Wan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **The yellow square thing, scared, dives under Obi-Wan's bed.** Obi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MASTERMASTERMASTERMASTERMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **Qui-Gon comes running into Obi-Wan's room, seeing his Padawan stanging on his desk , crying and whimpering with fear. The Jedi Master looks at his padawan and laughs.** Qui-Gon: Now, Obi-Wan...Don't you think that you're a little too old to still believe there's monsters under your bed? Obi: It's-It's there, master, this scarescaryscary monster under my bedddddddddddddddd!!!**cries** Qui: **Shaking his head** If it'll make you feel any better, I'll look under your bed and prove that monsters DO_NOT exist. I think my padawan's finally gone crazy...Oh, Force, help me. **Qui-Gon kneels down and lifts up the blanket and peers under the bed. A yellow squarish thing jumps and clings to Qui-Gon's head.** Qui-Gon and Squareish thingy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER THE BED!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT_KILL_IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Obi-Wan: I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A MONSTER UNDER THE BED! I TOLD YOU! Spongebob: Hi! I'me Spongebob Squarepants. I can blow bubbles! **giggles**he takes out his bubble blowing set and blows a bunch of bubbles.** So, where's the monster? Qui and Obi: YOU ARE! Spongebob: **laughs his gay little laugh.** Is this some kind of game? Because if it is **all the energy building up inside his spongey little self explodes** I LIKE IT!!!!!! **He jumps on Obi-Wan** YOU'RE THE MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**Runs around the room laughing like an idiot** Obi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT TOUCHED ME, MASTER, IT_TOUCHED_ME!!! Take me to the healers, I think I might just die. Qui: And IT_TOUCHED_ME_TOO!!!!!!!!!! **The two wimps cling to each other, crying, while Spongebob runs around the room laughing like an idiot. Suddenly, a thought comes to his squareish mind.** Spongebob: What happened to Squidward? |
