| A Sponge in the Jedi
Temple By: Miss Aruri A Sponge in the Jedi Temple Chapter 3 **Squidward is walking down the halls of a large building of some kind, his feet/tentacles making that awesome squishy sound.** Squidward: Where the heck am I? **Glances around** Good thing is there's no Spongebob...the bad thing is...NOBODY ELSE!!!!!!! **Squidward stops at a large set of doors. The curious little squid pushes open the doors and lets himself in. Inside the room, Squidward screams.** Squidward: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! **There before him were 12 people/aliens/things all staring at him. This one small, green little alien thing that looked like a troll smiled at him. The blue alien that had landed in squidward's house was sitting in one of the chair staring hungrily at Squidward** Yoda: Come back, you have. Happy we are. Squidward: Strange, you are. **mimicks the thing** Freaking me out, you are. Leaving, I am. Yoda: Fast, not so! Staying, you are! Dead, you will be. Your shit, I won't take. You, Bastard, fuck! **With that, the large doors swung shut and Yoda had lunged at Squidward, beating him with his walking stick.** Yoda: DIE, YOU WILL! A BASTARD, YOU ARE! MAKES FUN OF ME, NO ONE!!!!!!!!!! Squidward: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! **Patrick appears in a cafeteria place. There are hundreds of kids. Seeing food, Patrick jumps up off the ground, grabs a plate and fills it with as much food as possible, then taking a seat next to a fat looking alien thing.** Patrick: Hullo. My name's Patrick. Fat Alien thingie: **With a mouthfull of food in his mouth** How can you wear a belt? You're so fat! Patrick: Well, you're fat too, but I don't wear a belt because I don't wear pants! Heh heh. **The fat alien thingie stares blankly at Patrick, some food dripping down his chin, and then with a shrug, both go back to eating. Nothing too exciting...eh? Well, watever.** **Somewhere in a garden...** Sandy Cheeks found herself in a large garden place thing. She is in heaven. There's so many trees! With a squeal of delight, she launches herself into a tree, stuffing her mouth greedily with these brown things that look like acorns. She turns to get another handful and screams, spitting out the acorn like things. Staring her face to face is a human girl with red hair. She giggles. Little Red-Hair girl: Giggle...Giggle...Giggle... Sandy: What's so funny little missy? Little Red-Hair girl: Giggle...Giggle...Giggle... Sandy: What is it?! Is my fur messed up? Are my shoes untied? Wait. I don't wear shoes! Is that why you're laughing? Little Red-Hair girl: Giggle...Giggle...Giggle... Sandy: Alright I give up. Forget it. **She goes back to eating the brown things, her cheeks getting really HUGE. Little Red-Hair girl: Why are you eating birdie poo poo? Sandy: Birdy Poo poo? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! **She runs around like a crazy thing, spitting out the birdie poo poo and vomiting and coughing and choking and spitting**AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Little Red-Hair girl: Giggle...Giggle...Giggle... Sandy: Wait a golly gosh darn second! Where's Spongebob? **barfs** Little Red-Hair girl: Giggle...Giggle...Giggle...**grabs some birdie poo poo and shoves it in her mouth** Gurgle...Gurgle...Gurgle... ...wierd... |
