by majinski
Pairing: R+1
Warnings: AU, silliness, OOC, attempted humour
Disclaimer: it's in the first part.
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Once upon a time in a magical land called the Sanq Kingdom, there lived a prince and his groom [1] in a castle that was so big that they always lost each other, and only saw their respective husbands by following the directions given to them on walkie-talkies. Next to the Very Large Castle, there was a forest. In this forest lived a troupe of leprechauns. The Queen of the leprechauns was very beautiful and very short. Her name was Relena, and she wore clown shoes with fluoro pink laces in them which determined her as royalty.
One day while Relena was out frolicking in the wilderness, she came across a fluoro pink frog.
"Oh my!" she cried. "You match my shoelaces! We must be destined to be together. Come frog, and marry me!"
In all her excitement, Relena had forgotten to ask the frog's name. So she did so.
"What is your name, frog?"
The frog looked at her blankly before replying -
"Hn. Heero."
"Oh right, well come on 'Hn Heero', we must get back so that we can be wed. Tally-ho!"
"Off we go then!" Heero cried out in a very obviously fake British accent that made Relena Very Proud Indeed. When he realised what he'd just done, though, his eyes widened in horror (as much as a fluoro amphibian's eyes can widen - you'd be surprised actually).
"Onna! What did you do to me?"
"I, my fiancé, have done nothing to you," Relena drawled impatiently. "Come *on*, Tally-*ho*!"
Heero shrugged, as he had nothing better to do than to marry the leprechaun queen. So the two raced along to the leprechaun church where they proceeded to get married.
"Du may now kiss das bride," The German leprechaun priest stated. Upon realising the physical impracticality of his last sentence, he coughed and said, "groom, rather. Sorry."
"OK!" yelled Relena.
"Hn." Heero said disparagingly, as he let himself get kissed by the eager queen.
She broke away from the frog, feeling a little disappointed that he hadn't turned into a handsome prince in robes of gold. But lo and behold! Suddenly he *did* transform, only instead of being a prince in robes of gold, he turned into a fifteen year old boy in a green tank top and very tight spandex shorts. There were also two mustard yellow coloured…things where his feet should have been. Everyone started staring at them.
"They're shoes." Heero said, having followed Everyone's line of sight.
"Oh." Everyone said, and a collective shudder ran through the crowd.
Heero pulled out a gun from spandex space as he said "omae o korosu" to Everyone. Heero was obviously a little touchy on the subject of his shoes.
They realised what was going on (clever chickens), and promptly shut up.
Relena then grabbed her new playthi- erm, husband by the arm and ran out of the church throwing confetti over herself and Heero.
"Huzzah!" cried Relena.
"Huzzah!" cried Everyone.
"Omae o kor-ugh - huzzah." Heero said in a monotone as Relena elbowed him none too gently in the ribs.
And they all lived (relatively) happily ever after.
Fin
[1] Duo and Wuffers got married after Part 1. Spiffy, ne?
Yes, I know it's silly, but please review anyway.
