"Kung-Fu, Hey-yaw!"
*All character belong to the mind of Ken Akamatsu. The ideas
of this fiction and Hitoshi are mine.
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1 CHAPTER 1: The Boy Who Stole Naru
June 7, the day where the group (including poor Keitaro) got to go and have some fun and have a picnic. ( "Oh boy, how come we had to take his idiot with us?" said Motoko.
"It's BECAUSE, it's my day off too, you know, Kendo Woman," replied Keitaro.
From hearing Kendo Woman, Motoko choked Keitaro with her stick. "Hey you two! Stop it, stop it!" yelled Kitsune. After that, Naru and Su had to watch over Motoko while Kitsune and Shinobu took care of Keitaro. Finally, they got a spot. A quiet peaceful place to set up their picnic. All was going fine, until a boy, about Naru's age, came up.
"Hey! Seems like you girls are new here to the spot. Excuse me, my name is Moriyuji.
Moriyuji Hitoshi," said the boy. Keitaro's head was covered with the basket's sheet and took it off. "Oops, seems like I made a mistake. I thought you were a girl," announced Hitoshi. He went over to Keitaro and said, "Hey. are you like. gay?" Keitaro blushed and said "NO!!!!!!!! I'm not gay!" Hitoshi backed off and said "Sorry. I thought you were homosexual 'cause of that cover over your head. But hey, you fooled me."
All the girls, including Motoko, seemed to have interest in this new Hitoshi. Naru, especially started to feel something for him. Before he left, Naru quickly said "Hey, Hitoshi! Mind if you showed me around this place?" Hitoshi quickly said yes and they were off together. Keitaro said "Argh. that guy really makes me sick. Taking Naru like that. And thinking I was gay!" Su came next to Keitaro and happily said "But he was true, senior. You did look like a girl. Don't you agree?" The girls nodded their heads in agreement. Keitaro then had a light bulb over his head! "I've got it! Since that Hitoshi seems to like PRETTY girls, I can dress up as a girl, and fool him, then leave him alone! Then Naru will be all sad that he dumped her and she'll come to me! Finally! Some sense in me!" exclaimed Keitaro. The girls just stared at him like this ( O_o;;;
Keitaro turned to the girls," Hey! You said I looked like a girl right? Teach me!" Su ran over and hugged him VERY tightly, basically killing that poor Keitaro. The girls all agreed. The lining began with: Kitsune, Motoko, Su, and Shinobu.
They all exclaimed "LET THE GAY KEITARO TRANSFORM!" After they said that, Keitaro realized what he just did to himself and said "HEY! I'm not gay!!!!"
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*All character belong to the mind of Ken Akamatsu. The ideas
of this fiction and Hitoshi are mine.
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1 CHAPTER 1: The Boy Who Stole Naru
June 7, the day where the group (including poor Keitaro) got to go and have some fun and have a picnic. ( "Oh boy, how come we had to take his idiot with us?" said Motoko.
"It's BECAUSE, it's my day off too, you know, Kendo Woman," replied Keitaro.
From hearing Kendo Woman, Motoko choked Keitaro with her stick. "Hey you two! Stop it, stop it!" yelled Kitsune. After that, Naru and Su had to watch over Motoko while Kitsune and Shinobu took care of Keitaro. Finally, they got a spot. A quiet peaceful place to set up their picnic. All was going fine, until a boy, about Naru's age, came up.
"Hey! Seems like you girls are new here to the spot. Excuse me, my name is Moriyuji.
Moriyuji Hitoshi," said the boy. Keitaro's head was covered with the basket's sheet and took it off. "Oops, seems like I made a mistake. I thought you were a girl," announced Hitoshi. He went over to Keitaro and said, "Hey. are you like. gay?" Keitaro blushed and said "NO!!!!!!!! I'm not gay!" Hitoshi backed off and said "Sorry. I thought you were homosexual 'cause of that cover over your head. But hey, you fooled me."
All the girls, including Motoko, seemed to have interest in this new Hitoshi. Naru, especially started to feel something for him. Before he left, Naru quickly said "Hey, Hitoshi! Mind if you showed me around this place?" Hitoshi quickly said yes and they were off together. Keitaro said "Argh. that guy really makes me sick. Taking Naru like that. And thinking I was gay!" Su came next to Keitaro and happily said "But he was true, senior. You did look like a girl. Don't you agree?" The girls nodded their heads in agreement. Keitaro then had a light bulb over his head! "I've got it! Since that Hitoshi seems to like PRETTY girls, I can dress up as a girl, and fool him, then leave him alone! Then Naru will be all sad that he dumped her and she'll come to me! Finally! Some sense in me!" exclaimed Keitaro. The girls just stared at him like this ( O_o;;;
Keitaro turned to the girls," Hey! You said I looked like a girl right? Teach me!" Su ran over and hugged him VERY tightly, basically killing that poor Keitaro. The girls all agreed. The lining began with: Kitsune, Motoko, Su, and Shinobu.
They all exclaimed "LET THE GAY KEITARO TRANSFORM!" After they said that, Keitaro realized what he just did to himself and said "HEY! I'm not gay!!!!"
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