Same as always. I do not own anything. I don't own Sonic. Heck I don't even own this computer I'm typing on. But one day.....you'll see...
I am girl with no brains see ::knocks on her head:: owies that hurt ^_^;;; anyway To the Story my good man!
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Eggy and Amy are on their way to the theater when the oh so attentive guard fox looks at them from across the street. "Holy Sour Cream Batman! Eggman is taking Amy! I must investigate," he said, "But I need a disguise. Hmm...." he puts on dark sun glasses that cover up his eyes and spray paints his fur an off color orange, "aww much better," he said, "Now I need an alias. I'll go by, T2 that's it (I wonder where I got that name from ^_^)."
He crossed the street and falled in behind Amy and Eggman and discovered they are holding hands. "If there is any justice in this world then someone will claw my eyes out right now," he said looking away from them, "Ack...must investigate further. Need photographic evidence. I just happen to have this camera with me too! My evil plans to get Amy to let me watch her change didn't work. So close too," he laughed at himself. Amy stoped and turned around saying, "Do I know you?" "Uhh....I don't think so miss. I no speaka the english," replied Tails. "Oh. Whatever," she replied turning back and continuing on.
"Well sweetie what do you wanna see," asked Amy. Eggman blushes at the thought of Amy calling him that and replies, "What ever you wanna see honeybear." "OH GOD SOMEONE CUT MY EARS OFF AND STAB MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOWWW!!!!!," scream Tails as he began slamming his head into the wall of the theater. Amy looks at Eggman and says, "Honey I think he's homeless. Go give him a dollar." Eggman sighs and says, "Yes dear." He walks over and hands Tails the dollar. Tails replies, "THAT WILL NOT PAY FOR THE MENTAL DAMAGE I NOW HAVE!!!" "Now now boy. Go get some type of drug and calm down," replied Eggman as he walked back over to Amy.
Tails stops banging his head long enough to hear what they choose to see. "The Age of The Empires. Sounds like a flick Eggman would wanna see. Best follow. At least it's not romantic. God help me if I have to see them kiss," said Tails as he walked up to the ticket booth and bought his ticket.
He sat down in the seats right behind Amy and Eggman. Amy and Eggy start cuddling making Tails almost puke up his popcorn right on them. Amy said, "Oh Eggman let's be together forever. We can have children and a little house and a picket fence!" Eggman said, "Anything you want. I'd move an ocean for you." "Yeah but you can hardly move that ass of yours," said Tails under his breath.
Eggman and Amy lean in for a kiss. Their lips meet and Tails starts screaming bloody murder. "GOD HELP ME!! I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! THERE IS NO GOD! HE WOULD NOT PUT ME THROUGH THIS PAIN!!!!!!!!!," yells Tails as he stands up in his seat. "Shut up," yelled a couple people behind him. "And who are you to tell me what to do. I'm Tails The Freaking Fox. You people aren't he boss of me," says Tails in an outrage. "Yes we are," replied one of the people. "Isn't that right Shadow!" "Hell yes," replied what turned out to be Shadow, "You tell em Knuckles." "Well I'm the boss of all of you," yelled an Amy lookalike who was sitting behind Shadow and Knuckles. "Who are you," replied the three. "I'm Amy Rose 3001. And one of these days I'll own you. Now get back to the script," replied the Amy lookalike.
Magically it's like she never appeared and Tails says, "Shadow, Knuckles did you guys see what they're doing?!" "Yeah. What's wrong with it?," replied Knuckles. "Too many things to list," said Tails.
Unknowing to him Eggman and Amy had exited hand in hand because of the disturbance. "Ewww what if they're going back to Amy's place. Or worse....his place," Tails said wide-eyed. "Who cares. Shut up or go away," replied Shadow.
More to come ^_^;;
I am girl with no brains see ::knocks on her head:: owies that hurt ^_^;;; anyway To the Story my good man!
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Eggy and Amy are on their way to the theater when the oh so attentive guard fox looks at them from across the street. "Holy Sour Cream Batman! Eggman is taking Amy! I must investigate," he said, "But I need a disguise. Hmm...." he puts on dark sun glasses that cover up his eyes and spray paints his fur an off color orange, "aww much better," he said, "Now I need an alias. I'll go by, T2 that's it (I wonder where I got that name from ^_^)."
He crossed the street and falled in behind Amy and Eggman and discovered they are holding hands. "If there is any justice in this world then someone will claw my eyes out right now," he said looking away from them, "Ack...must investigate further. Need photographic evidence. I just happen to have this camera with me too! My evil plans to get Amy to let me watch her change didn't work. So close too," he laughed at himself. Amy stoped and turned around saying, "Do I know you?" "Uhh....I don't think so miss. I no speaka the english," replied Tails. "Oh. Whatever," she replied turning back and continuing on.
"Well sweetie what do you wanna see," asked Amy. Eggman blushes at the thought of Amy calling him that and replies, "What ever you wanna see honeybear." "OH GOD SOMEONE CUT MY EARS OFF AND STAB MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOWWW!!!!!," scream Tails as he began slamming his head into the wall of the theater. Amy looks at Eggman and says, "Honey I think he's homeless. Go give him a dollar." Eggman sighs and says, "Yes dear." He walks over and hands Tails the dollar. Tails replies, "THAT WILL NOT PAY FOR THE MENTAL DAMAGE I NOW HAVE!!!" "Now now boy. Go get some type of drug and calm down," replied Eggman as he walked back over to Amy.
Tails stops banging his head long enough to hear what they choose to see. "The Age of The Empires. Sounds like a flick Eggman would wanna see. Best follow. At least it's not romantic. God help me if I have to see them kiss," said Tails as he walked up to the ticket booth and bought his ticket.
He sat down in the seats right behind Amy and Eggman. Amy and Eggy start cuddling making Tails almost puke up his popcorn right on them. Amy said, "Oh Eggman let's be together forever. We can have children and a little house and a picket fence!" Eggman said, "Anything you want. I'd move an ocean for you." "Yeah but you can hardly move that ass of yours," said Tails under his breath.
Eggman and Amy lean in for a kiss. Their lips meet and Tails starts screaming bloody murder. "GOD HELP ME!! I'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN! THERE IS NO GOD! HE WOULD NOT PUT ME THROUGH THIS PAIN!!!!!!!!!," yells Tails as he stands up in his seat. "Shut up," yelled a couple people behind him. "And who are you to tell me what to do. I'm Tails The Freaking Fox. You people aren't he boss of me," says Tails in an outrage. "Yes we are," replied one of the people. "Isn't that right Shadow!" "Hell yes," replied what turned out to be Shadow, "You tell em Knuckles." "Well I'm the boss of all of you," yelled an Amy lookalike who was sitting behind Shadow and Knuckles. "Who are you," replied the three. "I'm Amy Rose 3001. And one of these days I'll own you. Now get back to the script," replied the Amy lookalike.
Magically it's like she never appeared and Tails says, "Shadow, Knuckles did you guys see what they're doing?!" "Yeah. What's wrong with it?," replied Knuckles. "Too many things to list," said Tails.
Unknowing to him Eggman and Amy had exited hand in hand because of the disturbance. "Ewww what if they're going back to Amy's place. Or worse....his place," Tails said wide-eyed. "Who cares. Shut up or go away," replied Shadow.
More to come ^_^;;
