I do not own anything. I don't own a pencil,a pencil sharpener,or a ruler. So how could I own Shadow,Tails,Sonic or the bunch. That makes no sense. K?
2 + 2 = 88 ^_^ MY MATH IS BETTER THAN MY GRAMMAR AND SPELLING w00t!
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The ceremony was quick so they didn't have to worry about Sonic(little do they know he's Tails) backing out of it. The minister said, "Sonic T. Hedgehog. Do you take Amy Rose as your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, throught richerand poorer,in sickness and in health, till death do you part?" Tails looked around and said, "I do..." 'like cheese,' he thought in his mind finishing the sentence. "And do you Amy Rose take Sonic T. Hedgehog as your lawfully wedded husband to have and to hold, throught richerand poorer,in sickness and in health, till death do you part," he questioned looking at Amy. "I do," said Amy. "I now pronouce you. Husband and Wife," said the minister, "you may now kiss the bride."

Tails looked at Amy and then to the misister. Just then Shadow and Knuckles came bursting through the doors. "Shadow," questioned Amy. "Knuckles," questioned Tails. "Sonic you're marrying Amy," said Knuckles looking at Tails like he was crazy. "Uh. We're married already," said Tails, "well ok so maybe Amy isn't married to me." He took off the costume revealing he was Tails. Everyone stood in silence and stared at him. "Holy Jerry Springer Momments Batman," yelled the Amy lookalike girl who happened to be sitting in the Chapel.

"Tails," Amy said turning red, "HOW COULD YOU?!!?" "Think of it this way," said Tails, "We're legally married. And there's not a thing we can do about it. At least you didn't marry Eggman. Think of the children." "Good point," said Amy, "All's well that ends well I guess."

Just then the real blue knight and none other than Rouge T. Bat came walking in. "Sonic," scream Amy. "Rouge," scream Knuckles. "Heh heh this is just one big Jerry Springer show huh," said the Amy lookalike as she sipped her dr pepper. "Ummm...," said Sonic, "Amy....what are you doing here with Tails?" "Well apparentally we're married. What are you doing with Miss Bat-thing," said Amy as she grew irritated with the situation. "Well see," said Rouge, "I drugged him and we were gonna get married. But you meddling kids and your stupid foxboy ruined this for me."

"Don't call my husband foxboy," scream Amy. "Fine," said Rouge as she promptly shut her mouth. "There's a couple things I still don't understand. A.) Why are Shadow and Knuckles here? B.) Isn't Shadow dead? and C.) Who's that Amy lookalike girl?" questioned Tails. "Well Me and Shadow were getting hitched but that didn't work out," said Knuckles. Everyone starred at him. "What," he questioned. "Well I should be dead. But that's the magic of plotholes," Shadow responded. "And I am....I'm Amy..yep..I will own you all one day. LONG LIVE THE AMY EMPIRE," said the girl as she mysteriously disapeared into thin air.

"So Tails. Wanna go have our honeymoon," said Amy. "BOOYAH," scream Tails. The happy couple walked out of the Chapel. "Hey Knuckles. Wanna go have some fun," said Rouge. "Oh yeah," replied Knuckles. The two walked out. "Eh. Now what. We need a new female character," said Shadow. "Who says. Comeon Shadow," Sonic said grabbing his hand and walking out.

The Amy girl reapeared. "See kids. Everything works out in the end. Shadow and Sonic are happy. Knuckles and Rouge are happy. And Tails and Amy will get to go on Jerry Springer and be famous. Today's moral, If you're a fat eggman you can never win in the end," she said as she walked out drinking the last of her Dr Pepper.

Heh heh. I'll probably make a sequal to this ^_^;;; expect more weirdness to come. LONG LIVE THE AMY EMPIRE ::coughs:: ok why are you still reading....it's over........STOP......no more story......go AWAY.....argh.......stuborn human....shoo....go....I mean it......