WATCH OUT!
Chapter 4
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Koyoko Mei
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Disclaimer: I do not own Cardcaptor Sakura or Cardcaptors ( and i don't want to own 'Cardcaptors')
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Note: In this chapter, Melin and Sakura get into a lot of trouble.....
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Tomoyo was at home by herself. This wasn't really new, beacause her Mother would go out with her friends, and her father would go to work. Her mother used to take Tomoyo with her, but now she was sort of embarrased to take her out in public.
She went downstiars, and turned on the TV, when the phone rang.
" Hello?" She answered.
" Hi, Is Tomoyo there?"
" I'm Tomoyo, who is this?"
" Oh, Hi, It's Eroli."
" Who gave you this number?" Tomoyo asked.
" She had pink hair... well, It was blue today... "
" Melin?"
" I think that was her name. " Eroli said. " I was wondering, If your'e not busy..." He Paused. " Would you like to go see a movie or something?"
" Umm... Okay..."
" So where should I meet you?" He asked.
" How about in the park?"
" Okay, see you there." Eroli said. They hung up.
Tomoyo grabbed a piece of paper, and left a note. Not that her mother would read the note. She would pretend she didn't see it, and get mad anyway. She grabbed a jacket, even though it was warm out, and left.
Melin was even more bored than usual. She had dyed her hair orange, and even watched her fathers' soap operas. She then went into the kitchen, and ate two full pickle jars, a loaf of bread, a package of cheese, and a box of ceral. Melin decided to go to the park.
" Bye dad! I'm going to the park!" Melin said.
" What!"
" I'm going to the park."
" What!"
" I'M GOING TO THE PARK! BE BACK LATER!" Melin yelled, and left.
Sakura was so bored, she cleaned her room, folded her clothes, and cleaned the CD rack. She decided to go to the park.
" Toyua! when dad gets back, tell him I went to the park!"
" Okay, bye Kajiu!" Toyua said. Sakura frowned, and left.
Tomoyo was sitting on the bench, wating for Eroli. She noticed Melin walking over.
" Hi Tomoyo." Melin sat down next to her. Tomoyo mumlbed something, but stopped, when she saw Sakura.
" What are you guys doing here?" Sakura asked. Melin shrugged her shoulders, and since there wasn't any room on the bench, Sakura sat down on the metal arm.
" Hi Eroli!" Tomoyo got up when she saw the black haired boy, causing Sakura to fall down. Melin giggled.
Sakura groaned. Tomoyo went off with Eroli.
Melin started picking at the fringe of her jeans. " There is seriously something wrong with that Li kid."
" I know, what's his problem?" Sakura asked. And guess who would happen to show up other than Li Sayoran.
" Well, Speak of the devil..." Li said, trying to hide his playboy magizine behind his back.
" Don't speak of me in my presence." Sakura glared at him.
" What the hell are you doing here?" Melin groaned.
" Umm... I'm hiding from... her." Li looked around. Sakura wrinkled her nose.
" Who?"
" My Sis-" He was cut off by his teenage sister, driving by in a BMW convertible.
" HEY SAYORAN!!" His sister yelled.
" How is your sister so bad?" Sakura sked getting up.
" You have no Idea." Li bowed his head in shame.
" Hi Sayoran!" a teenage girl with long brown hair and brown eyes said, while giving a large toothy smile. She had braces.
" Hi." Sayoran said in an incredibly embarrsed tone. He was led away by a babbling sister.
" Isn't there that Pep rally today?" Melin asked.
" Oh! Did you get the baloons?" Sakura asked.
" yeah, This time I got nine, three for each of us, If miss. Tomoyo cares to join us." Melin sighed. Sakura glanced over at Tomoyo, except she wasn't there anymore.
" Oh well. Lets go." Sakura got up.
Melin and Sakura arrived at the school with nine water - baloons. The cheerleaders were having a pep rally. The two girls climbed up into one of the cherry blossom trees. Melin was carrying a plastic grocery bag.
" You throw the first one." Melin said.
" Okay." Sakura grabbed a green baloon, and threw it. The baloon found it's way to Chiariu's feet. She screamed as the white contents of the baloon splattered over her skirt.
" Melin, that doesn't look like water." Sakura commented.
" What kind of Cheapskate do you think I am? This is genuine bird shit." Melin said proudly.
Sensei Terrada got up. The baloon came from that tree...
" Damn! He's comming!" Sakura grabbed another one. They managed to throw five more quickly, Leaving three left, before they jumped out of the tree, and ran for it.
" Get back here!" Sensei Terrada demanded.
" Shit...." Melin said. They reached a fence. They turned back to find Sensei Terrada getting closer. Fence. Teacher. Fence....
" I'm climbing it." Sakura grabbed the wiring with her fingers. Melin frantically tried to climb over.
" You girls are in a whole lot of trouble." Sensei Terrada grabbed Melin's leg.
" Damn!" Sakura said.
" Your'e parents will be notified, and you will have after school detention for two weeks. In school suspension all next week, and you will have a special assinment.
" THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, THE MOST VULGAR, IMMATURE COURSE OF ACTION EVER DISPLAYED IN THIS SCHOOL!!!" Principal Naoko yelled. Melin and Sakura sat in chiars staring straight forward. " If I were you i would consider myself lucky I wasn't expelled!" She yelled.
" I know I'm not that Lucky." Sakura grumbled.
" What's that Kinomoto!?" Naoko yelled.
" Nothing."
" That's what I thought." Naoko glared at the criminal in question.
" This doesn't stink, IT SUCKS!!!" Melin exploded.
" If I see one more piece of paper..." Sakura groaned. They were both dressed in jeans, sneakers, and white t - shirts.
" Commuinity Service sucks ass." Melin grumbled.
" Why! why does Our school have such strict ' Disiplinary action' " Sakura complained.
" I feel so sorry for you guys." A voice behind them said.
" Oh, hi Tomoyo." Melin attempted to sound plesant.
" Whatever you guys did, I hope it was worth it." Eroli came out from behind Tomoyo.
" We pelted the cheerleading squad with water - baloons filled with Bird Shit." Sakura informed him.
" In my old school I used to that too!" Eroli looked up dreamily. " I used cow piss though."
" How did you get cow piss?!" Tomoyo asked.
" My uncle had a cow... he was kind of obsessed with them. He had his whole house painted cow spots......" Eroli explained.
" Bird poo, huh?" Sayoran walked up to them.
" You do realize that you are drastically outnumbered." Tomoyo snapped.
" And it's bird shit goody - goody." Melin groaned.
" THE LAST PIECE OF PAPER!" Sakura yelled triumphantly as she stuffed the paper in her bag. Li cocked his head. " Anyway, what are you doing here!" Sakura demanded.
" I was talking to missy ORANGE over here." Li gestured to Melin.
" You know, Orange is a perfectly good color." Melin glared at him, offended that her new hair color would be insluted.
" Anyway, Sakura..." Li turned back to Sakura.
" Will you shut up, and just GO AWAY!!" Tomoyo said.
" Bitch." Sayoran said.
" He said a bad word!" Melin clapped her hands. "He can be taught!" Tomoyo took out a spray bottle, and sprayed Sayoran in the face with it.
" AAAAHHH! IT'S PEPPER SPRAY!!!" The boy clutched his face in pain.
" Tomoyo, I thought pepper spray was Illegal if you were under 18 or something." Sakura said, not lifting her gaze from the screaming boy.
" It is." Eroli said.
" It's hairspray." Tomoyo explained.
" HAIRSPRAY!?" Melin, Sakura, amnd Li shriked at the same time.
" Yeah, Carrying pepper spray in your'e under like 18 or something is illeagal, besides hairspray works better." Tomoyo said proudly.
" Can we go?, If this little Bitch here keeps screaming, I'm going to pop an Eardrum." Eroli said.
"Okay lets go." Melin agreed.
NEXT WEEK:
"Okay, class, being as It's April were going to have a Spring Dance this Saturday. We need a planning comitte and A D.j." Mr. Terrada said at the brginning of class.
Chiariu, Rika, Naoko, and three other girls: Kiebo, Tila, and Katoshi volunteered for the planning committe. Li and his 'friend' Jameston got D.j. Melin and Sakura wanted it, but they had a plan however....
"Okay, got the disc." Sakura pulled out a Cd case, while talking on the phone with Melin.
"Good, It is working, right?"
"I hope so."
"SAKURA!!!!"
"Okay! okay! It works! I tried it!" Sakura said quickly.
" Alright. We need to be there an hour earlier to rigg the PA system. "
"I gould do it in thirty minuites..." Sakura protested.
"This is going to be soooo cool!" Melin said.
"Now, I was thinking we could maybey do some what;s it-called? The Beetles...." Li was talking to Jameston on the phone.
"Yeah, and maybey some songs from Brittney Spears. She seems to be popular."
"Naahhh. We should go with waltzes, stuff people can dance to...."
ON SATURDAY:
Sakura was wearing overalls, and a black shirt, gloves, with her boots on. She had a blue bandanna over her hair.
The girl was holding a pair of plyers, and looking couriously into the power box. Sakura was in the basement of Tomodea middle school, rigging the PA system.
Finally she snipped one of the copper wires, and added in a new one. She quietly headed upstiars, into the main office, where the PA controls were.
she carefully unplugged one of the wires, and added an extension, then plugging in the Cd discman, with the Disc inside.
"To the Speakers." She grumbled,. and went into the school's gymnasium, where the dance was being held.
Melin and Sakura made sure they were 'Fashionably Late'. Tomoyo said she would be there a little later. Sakura was wearing what she had on before. Melin was wearing a black skirt, pink shirt, with black boots. Her hair was Dyed pink agian.
Li had been fumbling with the Equiptment, when he found the switch, and turned the speakers on. Jameston was taking care of the rest.
There was a horrible screeching sound. And then the PA system blared:
Oh My God. Becky look at her butt. It is so big.
she looks like one of thoes rap guy's girlfriends. But you know, who understands thoes rap guys.
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostute. Kay? her butt, It's just so big.
I can't believe it's so round it's like out there. I mean, Ug Gross. Look!
Shes just so....
BLACK!
I Like big butts and I cannot lie!
You other brothers can't Deny;
When a girl walks in with an Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get
Sprung, wanna pull up some, cause you notice that butt was Stuff
Even the jeans she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop starin'.
Oh baby I wanna get wit ya, and take your picture
my home boys tried to warn me, but that butt you go makes me so
Horny;
Oh rumplesmooth skin ya say ya wanna get in my Benz?
Well use me use me, cuz' you aint that average groupie.
I seen her dancin'
To hell wit' romancin'
Shes Sweat;
Wet;
Got it goin' like a turbo jet;
I'm tired of Magizines
Saying Flat butts are the thing;
Take the Average black man and ask him why;
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas
YEAH!
Fellas
YEAH!
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
HELL YEAH!
Tell ya' Shake it
SHAKE IT!
Shake it!
SHAKE IT!
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back.
"WHAT THE HELL!" the facultu advisor, who was present in the building demanded.
"TURN THIS VULGAR MUSIC OFF!"
"I can't!" Li fumbled with the switches.
Baby Got back.
I like em' round
And big;
And when I'm pullin A gig I just can't help myself
I'm actin' like an Animal;
Now heres my scandal;
I wanna get ya home,
and Uh! double up Uh! uh!
I ain't talking about playboy;
Cuz' Sillicon parts are made for toys.
I want em' real thick an' juicy;
So find that juicy double;
Mix-a-lot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble;
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Not need bimbos walkin' like Ho's
You can have them bimbo's - I'll keep my women like flo joe'
A word to the thick so sistas I wanna get wit' ya;
I won't cuss or hit ya'
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
*Aaaaahhh!*
Till' the brink of Dawn!
Baby got it goin' on;
Alotta sense to write this song;
Cuz' them punks like to hit and Quit it -
And I'd rather stay and play;
Cuz' I'm long;
And I'm strong;
And I'm down to get the friction on;
So Ladies!
YEAH!
Ladies!
YEAH!
Ya wanna roll my mercedes?
YEAH!
Then turn around, stick it out,
Even white boys got to shout;
Baby got back.
Baby got back!
Yeah baby; When it comes to females - Cosmo! ain't got nuthin' to do with my selection. 36 - 24 - 36? Ha ha. Only If she's 5' 3".
The faculty advisor was now pulling at chords on the speakers, and on the system.
So your girlfriend grows a honda -
Playin' workout takes my fonda-
But fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her honda -
My Anaconda Don't want None unless you got buns hon.
You can do side buns or Sit - ups
But please don't loose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role -
And tell you that the butt ain't gold -
so They toss it
Leave it
And I pull up quick to retrive it.
So cosmo! says your Fat
well I ain't gone wit that
Cuz' your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinking about Stickin'.
To the beanpole dames in the magizine
You ain't it Miss thing
Gimmie a sista
I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knuckle head tried to diss
cuz' his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit em'
and I pull up quick to get wit' em'.
So ladies if the butt is round
And you want a triple x blow down,
Dial 1-900-Mix-a-lot,
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back.
Baby got back.
little in the middle but ya' got much back
Little in the middle but ya' got much back
little in the middle but ya' got much back
little in the middle but ya' got much back
Sakura tried really hard to stifle a trumphant laugh.
"Let's go!" Melin hissed. thay had nearly reached the door.
"KINOMOTO! RAE!" The faculty advisor shouted. They stopped. "Turn." Sakura and Melin turned.
"Oh...." Melin started.
"Shit." Sakura finished.
"You three have a lot of explaning to do."
"Three?!" Melin and Sakura said at the same time.
"Yes, you didn't think I'd let Li Sayoran get away with this did you?" The faculty advisor said. Li's jaw dropped.
"But what abour Jameston?" Sakura asked, feeling a tiny twinge of sympathy for Li.
"My nephew would never do anything like that."
"Yeah, his halo's a little off." Melin grumbled.
"So what exactly happened?" principal Naoko asked.
"Okay, First of All, Melin didn't do anything." Sakura said.
"Well, what happened?"
"I riggen the PA system, so when the D.j was turned on, the Cd would be activated...." Sakura mumbled.
"But I got the layout of the Pa wires!" Melin piped up. She wanted credit for sabotaging the dance too. Lilooked like he was about to cry.
" I.... got.... DETENTION!!!!" Li walied on the way home.
"Shut up, or I will bust your ass, and that is not an exaggeration."
"You don't understand!" Li wailed. "I never got detention before!"
"Think of it as a badge of courage." Sakura said scarcastically.
"What does 'Mummy' have to say about this?" Li asked in the same tone.
"Nothing." Sakura looked down.
"You mean she doesn't care?"
"No she cares."
"Then what?"
"NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS OKAY!!!!" Sakura yelled, and ran ahead.
NEXT DAY:
Sakura would have been going to school, but she had Suspension. Sakura was sitting on the front doorstep, in her usual baggy cargo jeans, black t-shirt, and blue hooded sweatshirt. It was kind of cold. She fumbled with a silver locket in her un-gloved hands. Her hair was in a short ponytail.
"Umm... Sakura?" A voice asked. Her head shot up immeadtley.
"Li."
"Hi."
"What do you want?"
"Nothing."
"Why are you on my property?"
"Sorry."
"What?"
"Sorry If i said anything yesterday. You seemed kind of upset. " Li said.
"Oh."
"So what about your mom?" Li asked. This time Sakura did punch him.
"Oh, I'm sorry, does your face hurt?" She said, and went inside.
"Man, what happened to your nose?" Jameston asked.
"That punk..."
"Oh, Sakura?" Jamestomn asked. "What did you do?"
"I just asked about her mother."
"Don't blame her" Jameston said.
"Why?" Li asked.
"Well, Nadishiko, her mother, she died when she was seven."
"What happened?"
"She comitted suicide."
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Koyoko: AND! what about that? Please tell me what you think!!!! Chapter 5 comminbg soon, If this on was O.K.... REVIEW PLEASE!!!!
