Thunder2 -Thunder p2

(HD)
*jingle, jingle, Smash*
Yes, this is my pathetic attempt to open my own apartment. The key's stuck as usual. So we spent all day riding around in Heero's nice car and found nothing. That's ok, we had a fun filled day of listening to that female whine. God can she whine. I don't think Heero noticed though, he was to busy staring at Dorlain and trying to get Browshar of his back. I think Browshar was purposely trying to piss Heero off though, that's suicide. Heero never was much of an arguer though, luckily for our side I am. This is gonna be one pissy case. I figure, if I can ever get this damn door unlocked. Finally it opens with a nice gentle crash.
"Yah, I had trouble with that too, maybe you should get it fixed." I yank it out of the lock.
"I'll get right on that, I mean it's not as important as food or anything." Jeeze, what a smart ass. Ahhh, nice freezing apartment with my toaster and… man on my couch. Ok there's a man on my couch. Who is he and why is he on my couch?
"Who are you and why are you on my couch." Well, it seemed like a reasonable question.
Man on my couch: "…You must be Hikira. I'm Trowa Barton, you've been recommend for info." Ok Trowa Barton but why are you on my couch, man this guy needs a hair cut. I've got so many questions but if I asked them that would make me sound polite and sophisticated.
"Well, do you want a shiny object to stare at? 'cuz I don't know how long you've been here but I know for a fact staring at that wall isn't that amusing." So can't make any real conversation, big deal. Who uses real conversation any time in their life anyway? Man he doesn't look impressed. He just sits there expressionless, a lot like how'd I'd picture one of Heero's friends, if he had any that is. Maybe he knows him….
Trowa: "That's twice in less the three minutes, They were right. I need to talk seriously for a minute, as hard as that may be for you." Shit, he's got me there. I eye him suspiciously.
Trowa: "Don't worry, I've also heard about your…hobbies and habits." I can't help it, I just don't feel afraid around him. I hang my coat on the door knob, to bad over half of it's still on the floor. I sigh and throw it on the counter and throw myself over the top of the couch.

(TB)
Well, she's not shy or way to cautious. I guess she either trusts that I'm a friend of a friend or she trusts her own powers to take down anyone. I wonder if the others know I'm here yet.
"I have information on the Barrett case and some news on your latest capture." She wouldn't like this, I've been warned of her quick temper and hate for today's "Weak justice system, Quoting: Why don't they just let me kill the ones I capture? They're usually guilty if they run." Personally, I have no argument against that. I don't like people that much, socializing isn't my strong point so a lot of people are automatically afraid or reluctant around me, why is she so different? She's so…confident and damn is she fine, the rumors were so true.
"The two kinda blend together so first: Wayte is on prohibition and word is he's out for you. Second: I'm also looking for Barrett and you've been suggested for help."

(HD)
Who does this guy think he is? I can't give out info like that. Ok, I'm soooo confused. Who recommended me? and how do "the streets" know so much? Who is this guy and why does he want to find Barrett? How'd he even get in here?
"….ummm…uh huh……" Damn, I kinda screwed up there.

(3)
Trowa: "OK first off, do you have any info on Barrett?" There silent game starts.
Hikira: "I'm not allowed to give that kinda info out."
Trowa: "Yah, I figured…"
Hikira: "My turn, Why are you looking for him?"
Trowa: "Let's just say he owes me a lot of money."
Hikira: "OK your turn."
Trowa: "Any question?" She nods, he hints a smile and starts to think.
Trowa: "Do you like living alone?"
Hikira: "What kinda question is that?"
Trowa: "Hey, it's my turn. Answer."
Hikira: "I don't think anybody does."
Trowa: "Good then it's settled. Saying what does count as your question."
Hikira: "Damn." She knew she wouldn't have many left. He seems to have most of his answers.
Hikira: "OK, what's all this about Wayte?"
Trowa: "Turns out that Wayte may have raped and beaten those women but none of them cared enough to show up at the trail, he's been placed in prohibition and his hand still hurts."
Hikira: "Shiiitttt." She doesn't look to devastated but like she's going to laugh at the thought.
Trowa: "Ok, I'll be back in the morning with my stuff."
Hikira: "What? Why?"
Trowa: "The games over and I'm staying here for a while." He leaves with a very quick flash of what might have been a victorious smile.

(DM)
Wow, fun day. I love being the guy who sits back and does paperwork and takes calls. I really do. Almost as much as I love falling out of this damn chair three times.
*squeak, squeak CRASH*
four times. All and all it's been *sigh* such a wonderful day. Maybe I'll go see 'kira today.
Relena: "OMIGOD SHUT UP!!!" huh? Is Relena, She doesn't look to impressed with Browshar.
Browshar: "Well Christ, did you hear how she just went on?"
Relena: "Well Christ, did you notice how your just going on??" Ohhh, she got him there.
Browshar: "Your girlfriend's a Bitch, Maxwell." Great, that's what I wanna hear too.
"Gee, this is almost as fun as yesterday's conversation."
Relena: "Well, If you weren't arguing with her or Heero the whole time-"
"Wait, wait. You guys were with Hikira and Heero?" I can't help but laugh, it's funny!
Browshar: "I knew you'd like that slut for last night, it was her."
"Shit!! She was in a DRESS????" No way no way no way no way no way no way no way no way.
Browshar: "A skirt." Dammit damn dammit damn dammit damn.
"I MISSED IT!!! You should have gotten a picture or something!!!!" DAMNIT!!! DAMMMNITTT!!
Relena: "oh, big deal. You'll see it again some day, but I think Heero hates me!!"
I won't ever see that again, I don't know what she's smoking. She likes Heero? Well, that's just funny. Even if I don't know the guy that good but I don't think he'd like someone like her, she's too…ugh, enough to make you sick
"I hate you, doesn't that bug you?"
Relena: "You don't hate me." Oh, nice to be told my opinion. I can't stand these two but let's face it, I can't hate them. There's very few people I actually do hate… but man that guy on TV gets on my nerves soooo much though, I could just squeeze his head so hard-
Relena: "I dunno, he must be thinking about that TV evangelist again."
Browshar: "Ah, yah." What? I look down at the paper I was holding…opps. Oh well.

(HD)
Radio: "It's not looking good Harv, it's a pretty rainy Wednesday."
"ughhhhh……" I don't like the rain that much. Not when I have to work atleast. I don't mind it at night either, just not when I have to work. I drag myself out of bed and get cleaned up. I love cereal and doughnuts, they're two of my greatest addictions, food wise atleast. So just try to imagine my shock and the sight of a 24 pack of doughnuts just sitting there. Of course I forgot about them pretty fast when the sound of the TV was coming from the opposite direction. I dive onto the couch which used to just face a wall and look at Trowa.
Trowa: "I got tired of staring at the wall so I bought a TV."
"You finally got bored, eh? Told ya it wasn't that fun."
Announcer 1: "And it's the 76ers with the ball, Allen Iverson making a WHOA! Awesome shot!"
Announcer 2: "It's no wonder he made MVP." WHOA! Go SIXERS!! Doughnuts!
"Ok, so what about the doughnuts? Tim Hortons isn't open yet."
Trowa: "It is if you know the right people." That actually makes sense.
Announcer 1: "Butcha know once Shaq's got the ball, there's no stopping the Lakers."
Announcer 2: "Him and Kobe make a great team."
*Ring ring brring.*
"Hello?"
Quatre: "Didogi, I know you need money so I have smaller job here for you."
Hikira: "Be right down."


(HD)
Ok, so by small he meant microscopic. $200 is hardly a job, he's just lucky I really need cash. Ah, but whenever I feel like it couldn't get worse I come to trashy neighborhood like this one and pull dumbasses out of their less then sixth-rate apartment for very little cash.
"Bail enforcement officer, open the door."
*BBZZTTT*

(3)
The intimidating officer's unwavering eyes pierce the young landlord as he smiles nervously as she brushes past him and up the stairs waving her badge as she goes.
*Knock, Knock*
Hikira: "Bail enforcement officer, Mr. Chang please open the door."
Wufei: "No, Those were bogus charges anyway! There is no JUSTICE!" He yells through the door.
Hikira: "You still have to show up at the trail Mr. Chang." He peeks curiously out the partially opened door. Then slams it.
Wufei: "I don't believe it! They sent a fucking Onna to take me in??"
Hikira: "Why don't you come out here and say that MR. CHANG!!" The sound of the door unlocking echoes through the hall. No one comes out. She opens the door and steps into the empty room, a breeze blows through the open window.

(DM)
Hikira: "…So the stupid bastard got away." This coffee is seriously good.
"Doesn't seem worth it for only $200." *Coffeeeee. Coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, Coffeee. Coffee COFFEE! *It is the official coffee song, copyrighted to me.
Hikira: "I know, and I got…" Wow, look at her lips move. They're so pretty, man we should do this more often. Right now we're at that Starbucks in Chapters (bookstore) and both of us are bitching about the lousy day we had. OK Duo-man concentrate on the words, stay focused.
Hikira: "…Would you know him?"
"I know so many people babe, I can't even keep track of them all." I wish I had seen her in that skirt!!! I bet she looked hot in it, not that she doesn't look hot in that shirt but still-
Hikira: "So how was your day?"
"Hm? Oh pretty boring, I got stuck around the office again. No cases worth my expertise have come up, it's so boring." That and I'm on prohibition for the vandalism charges Hey I'm still a teenager, I shouldn't have to set a good example for anyone.
Hikira: "That and your still on prohibition for spray painting "Shinigami Rulez" on the cliff." Damn, she's good.
"Ok, that too. So I've got a bit of free time, I'll help you with the Chang take down."
Hikira: "I'll meet you there at 11:00." She starts to leave. Smooth Maxwell, sooo smooth. Let's ruin it.
"Oh and babe, nice sweater" (If you don't get it, it's graffitied all over my neighborhood.)
Hikira: "Yah, and nice pants Maxwell." She's good, but they are nice pants. (Picture this in a comic book and a nice little idiot sign hovers over his head.)

(HD)
Rain, again. Damn. Oh well, let's go. It's…shit! It's 10:15, damn you Tim Hortons and your delicious selection of instant breakfast's! I hop into my car and top the apartments. Maxwell's been waiting, shit. My white t-shirt shines from under my jean jacket and my usual gray hat.
"Been waiting long?" I can't help but ask, he'll probably say no.
Duo: "No longer then Mr. Chang up there." He points to the building.
"Ok, here's the plan. He only has one other exit, the window. You stay here and watch it."
Duo: "Yah, right. Who's desperate enough to use the window?"
"He's done it before."

(WC)
Why are they here again? That stupid Onna really wants me in. I don't see why, don't they have anything better to do? Or atleast anyone better to send in? What about that guy down there, he must be like her partner or something. Just not her!!
*knock knock*
Hikira: "Hey Chang, I'm not here to play games just come out." Yah right.
"I'm not here right now, come back never onna."
Hikira: "Don't you think I'm that stupid??"
"Your an Onna aren't you." Just goin' on a hunch, I think I pissed her off.

(HD)
"Don't make me break down the door."
Wufei: "You couldn't get this lock open if you life depended on it."
"You better hope so because your life does depend on it." I'm not locksmith, but I know an easy job when I see it. Man, this guys gonna regret all this.
"Say goodbye Mr. Chang." I pull out my gun and shoot the lock and hinges. One direct kick and the door falls down.

(3)
Wufei: "Shit." He takes off frantically around the main room and to the window, spotting the man just waiting for him to jump. Hikira stands in the doorway and starts after him. She jumps the couch and he runs to the left, heading for the door. She's right behind him as they both enter the hallway. She grabs his shirt and attempts to pull him back in but with no avail as he falls to the ground. He resists and scrambles to his feet, she tackles him and they both crash to the floor of the room. He starts to kick her, she flips back to her feet. She picks him up, he kicks her and they both slam backwards against the two walls. They both stand up and get ready for round two *ding ding*. Wufei grabs her shoulders and tries to trip her, she grabs his collar and lets herself fall. The coffee table flips over as they land on it and roll. He jumps back on his feet, she foot sweeps him and he joins her back on the floor, not before pulling down the curtains though. They start into a little wrestling match and he kicks her onto the couch. Her body flies into the top of it and it falls backwards.

(DM)
*beep beep, beep beep*
"Damnit, What is it??" I can't help but sound frustrated, I hate this damn radio.
Browshar: "We have a reported disturbance and the Three Keys Apartment building, check it out if your not to busy Maxwell, considering it wasn't worth coming in today."
"I'm on it." No since getting the others into this.
"HEY HIKIRA!!! HURRY UP!!"

(3)
They both stand up slowly, the once neat, cheap and trashy apartment was now just cheap and extremely trashy. It looks like a tornado had past through and they'd been caught in the middle.
Hikira: "Alright, you ready to come nicely now?" Her hair, clothes and clothes a mess.
Wufei: "Never" He's not in any better shape. He takes off, jumping over everything and to the hallway, She sighs and takes off after him. She tackles him and the top of the stairs and they both roll down two flights.

(DM)
I gotta stop this.
"Police, open it now."
BZZZT crash, smash.
Hikira: "There ya dirty bastard!" Well she got him…damn, this is bad.
"Shit, what happened to you?" God, she's a mess.
Hikira: "What does it matter? I got him didn't I?"
"Yah……I guess…but isn't it a little much for 200?"
Hikira: "They won't tow my rust pile yet." She has a point. I catch a glance at her victim.
"What the fuck? Did you throw him out the window?"
Hikira: "Down the stairs, can we take your crap pile? If mine falls apart in the middle of the road I'll have to chase the fucker down again."
Wufei: "sssssssshhhhhhhiiiittttt." His head lifts for a minute. They're both bleeding and not quite standing straight. I can't help but sigh, I get in between them and help them to my car.

(QW)
"That was Maxwell, he's with Didogi and they're back at her place. They got Chang."
Heero: "Yah, I'm so happy." He's so sarcastic all the time, he's got to lighten up a bit.
"What's your problem?" I bet it has something to do with those cops.
Heero: "It's those cops, the girl seems nice enough but that guy…"
"Well, I tell you what I'll do. You guys split up in teams tomorrow. You and Dorlain and Didogi with Browshar, how's that?" This should make things a bit better.
Heero: "Hikira's not gonna be impressed."
Dammit.

(HD)
Fuck, my head is in PAIN!! Sitting up hurts.
TV: "…so I says to Mabel I says-"
"TROWA!! Turn down the damn TV." Ah my head my head my head my head!!!
Duo: "Hey babe, your up." What's he doing here?
"What are you doing here?"
Duo: "I thought I'd stay until you woke up."
"I gotta get to work."
Duo: "I'll drive you." Probably for the best, I can't see straight. I got to stand up and fall back on the bed, he wraps his arms around my waist.
Duo: "Up ya go." Man he has nice hands…going up my shirt.
"Not today Maxwell. Screw off."
Duo: "Jeeze you are in a pissy mood aint ya?"
"Extremely." Well, not really. I'm just running out of excuses.

(3)
Duo: "Here ya are, see ya babe."
Hikira: "Bye Duo." Without even thinking she turns and they kiss. A long goodbye.
Duo: "That's more like it, I'll see you later."
Relena: "sick."
Jeff: "Very."

(3)
Quatre: "…so don't kill him Hikira."
Hikira: "Why would I do anything like that?" Heero and Quatre just look at her.
Browshar: "Yah, she could do so much to me. Watch out! I'm scared."
Quatre: "Watch it buddy or you'll be back in a body bag."
Browshar: "Oh, iz da girly girl gonna hurt me?"
Hikira: "I'm more of a man then you'll ever be, chicken ass."
Browshar: "What? She gonna talk me to death?"
Hikira: "Just try not to trip over that thin line your crossing or you may end up down the stairs. I already know I can survive the fall but you may suffocate in your fat."
Heero: "Burnt." Her icy glare pierces the fire of rage as they pass between the two.
Quatre: "Just go and get out of my office."

(DM)
Finally, you wouldn't think it'd take them this long to let me back on. I wonder if I get the radio on this thing…
Radio: "-138 Sardeen Street, I repeat officer down. Send all units to 138 Sardeen Street."
"I'm there."

(3)
There are cop cars everywhere as the young officer pulls up into the center lot. It had been the old warehouse, obvious place for a murder. This wasn't exactly the best place in the town and most of the cases had been just drug deals gone bad, but an officer?
Duo: "So what's up?"
Forseth: "Oh, Maxwell. I'm sorry but…"
Duo: "What??" They slowly wheel out the body, he checks under the cover and backs up.
Duo: "…shit……"

(DM)
Holy fuck……No way. It's seriously impossible.
Forseth: "We found someone else to." The image of a shaken girl walks out of the building and to me…Hikira.
"What are you doing here?" Shit.
Hikira: "I was working with Browshar, looking for Barrette."
"So? What the fuck happened?"
Hikira: "Duo, trust me, I didn't do it. I went inside, someone else was there. I called to Browshar for backup but he wouldn't come in. I think he was afraid. Anyway so I was inside by myself, following shadows. When the figure covered my mouth, I fought back and yelled for help. Then I was knocked unconscious. I woke up to find Browshar dead, the police surrounding this place and……my guns gone."…Browshar…shot? Her Gun??
"You had a fucking gun??? And my fellow officer was shot with it???"
Hikira: "Look Duo, I DIDN'T DO IT! I'm a victim here too."
"Shit…you have to be joking……shit……does Relena know?" She's not gonna like this.
Hikira: "I don't know."

(3)
Just then a black convertible screeches into the lot. It twists around under the force of the high speed. Relena jumps out without even opening the door and runs to the paramedics. They shake their heads, she starts to cry. Heero slowly walks to his partner and the braided cop.
Heero: "Fuck…Didogi."
Hikira: "Don't tell me you think it was me too??"
Heero: "You have motive, threats and no alibi."
Hikira: "GOD DAMMIT! Someone listen to me. It wasn't me!! Heero, Duo I thought-"
*slap*
A stinging sensation burns through her cheek. Relena stands there in tears.
Relena: "I…I would love for you-you to somehow know what a hor-horrible thing you've done you bitch…and then denying it. He didn't deserve this…YOU DESERVE TO BE IN THAT BAG!"
Hikira: "I don't have to listen to this."
Relena: "YES YOU DO!!!! You little freak, you have to hear every word of this." Her words are filled with hate.
Hikira: "Don't make this worse."
Relena: "What, you gonna kill me too?"
Hikira: "I understand how you feel but I didn't do it." Her voice is unusually soft and compassionate.
Relena: "Right, you really know. Heero's still here isn't he? So's Duo, your little man-whore."
Duo: "Hey, Hey we're all upset but-"
Hikira: "You don't know what your saying, your just upset."
Relena: "I'm past upset you murdering cunt." Tears stream down her already stained face.
Hikira: "Look…I'm gonna leave now. Are you guys gonna be ok?"
Heero nods.
Duo: "Yah…"
Relena: "NO!! I'll never be ok. Don't just walk away you emotionless assassin. Don't you feel remorse?? Don't walk away from your responsibly." She starts to walk away, Duo catches up to her.
Duo: "look into my eyes Hikira, I've known you forever." Everything about him is stern.
Hikira: "I-I can't."
Duo: "Why? Are you afraid of what you might see?"
Hikira: "No, I'm afraid of what you might see." She turns away, he catches a glimpse of a tear in her eye.

(HD)
They let me go home tonight and I haven't seen Duo since. Probably a good thing…I'm not a big fan of being arrested. I decided to take the day off work today, Trowa might be lonely.
"I'm so pissed off! I havta avoid any cops for a while. Just until they find a new lead."
Trowa: "As long as you have a plan." Ya know, I kinda like this guy, he bought ice cream.
"You believe me don't you? I didn't do it, really." Please tell me he believes me.
Trowa: "I haven't know you that long…I'm not really in a position-" Shut up Trowa.
"Shut up Trowa." Told him.
*ding ding ding*
"Holy shit, I'm not here!"

(3)
She dives into her room. The tall teen slowly walks to the door that sounds like it's having a spaz attack. He opens it, a Chinese teen stand in front of the bell with his bags.
Wufei: "What? Are you one of this bitches man-whores? God knows she's not worthy of a real man!!" He pushes by Trowa, his moss green eyes silently follow the young boy as he throws his stuff by the couch and throws himself on the couch, remote already in hand.
Wufei: "Hey BITCH!!! Get out HERE NOW!!" The young girl comes out curiously, gasping in surprise and hate.
Hikira: "Get out of my house Chang."
Wufei: "I told ya, bogus charges. They were all dropped."
Hikira: "Then why are you here?"
Wufei: "Funny you should ask. I'm here because one landlord will not let me stay in my apartment. Maybe because IT WAS TRASHED!!! They kicked my out and I need a place to stay. So who's this clown? Your brother or pimp?"
Hikira: "He's just here for the open house."
Wufei: "So where do you sleep?"
Trowa: "On my couch." Wufei looks a little confused but brushes it off.
Wufei: "right……" Se walks to the window and stares out into the parking lot.
Hikira: "Shit."
Trowa: "What?"
Hikira: "Maxwell."
Wufei: "so?"
Hikira: "I think he's here to arrest me for murder."
Trowa: "Not the best way to start your day…"
Wufei: "I dunno, seems like a sweet bit of cruel irony to me. The bitchy bounty hunter if finally on the opposite end of her own twisted game. I like it."
Hikira: "You also like carrying a concealed."
Wufei: "Bogus charges!!! It was a ceremonial knife, not a weapon."
Hikira: "Bogus charges! Someone else killed this guy."
Wufei: "That doesn't stop it from being funny."
Hikira: "Hilarious. I could have you thrown out, you know."
Wufei: "And I could invite that cop-pimp of yours up."
Hikira: "You wouldn't."
Wufei: "I also thought you wouldn't throw me down the stairs."
Hikira: "You fell."
Wufei: "Yah right."
Hikira: "You can also fall out that window."
Wufei: "You wanna go for a double homicide? Why doesn't it surprise me that you killed that guy. And you'd be delivering me to your friend down there…"
*ding ding*
Wufei: "…or friend up here, I'll get it."
Hikira: "You wouldn't."
Wufei: "You wouldn't throw me down the stairs would you?" He opens the door, she dives into her room.
Duo: "Alright Hik-…who are you?"
Wufei: "Hikira's boyfriend, Chang Wufei."
Duo: "Chang? As in bastard-of-an-arrest Chang? As in $200-minor-felony-Chang?"
Wufei: "Ah, you must be the officer outside my window. Charges are cleared and I came here to brag. Ya know, I think she sleeps with all her captures cuz I'm pretty sure I'm not first."
Duo: "Man, I'm gonna be sick."
Wufei: "Yes. I came in here and found this other guy, I dunno who he is but he said I could have another go on her before I left so I figure I'll stay for a while. Are you here for the same reasons? Because she just stepped out for a minute. I'm sure once she gets back she'll be ready for more if you want to wait. I mean it's not like she's got anything better to do."
Duo: "You know what, I'm good. I think I'll pass."
Wufei: "Nonsense, come in. The whore'll be back soon." They sit him on the couch and silently wave behind his head. She quickly crawls out the slightly open door and flies down the stairs.

(HD)
Ok, so where can I go? I guess the office, nice day off…Dammit Chang. That was just wrong.
Heero: "Hey, didn't think we'd be seeing you today."
"I wasn't even planing on coming."
Quatre: "Maxwell stopped by, he's looking for you."
"Yah I figured. I had to lose him at my apartment."
Heero: "Browshar's funeral is today…"
"………"
Quatre: "…I'm sorry Didogi…Your off the case." What? I look up and into his eyes.
"Why? Because that jerk wouldn't stay with me in there? Because he was a wuss and got himself killed?" This isn't fair. This isn't fair at all.
Quatre: "It's that or I turn you in."
"Fine." I don't need his permission to bring in that Jack ass.
Quatre: "Look, I'm sorry but I don't know what else to do."
"I do, but I can't go back home."
Quatre: "I have a few errands you could run for the office. I'll pay you." That's ok, I'll find my own ways to stay busy. I just walk out.

(DM)
Omigod, how much longer can he go on like this?
Wufei: "……as fun as it's been, I gotta go." Thank God.
"Ya, I'll see ya." The door slams, I look over at the tall boy beside me.
"Do you mind if I leave?" He's silent. He looks at me for a minute, then turns back to the TV.
"Thanks." I pick it up and leave. That took way to long and was way to detailed.

(HD)
The lights are still on, Trowa or Chang must still be home. I slide the unlocked door open.
"Weird…Wufei…Trowa! TROWA!" I walk through the empty house. A small cloth is held tightly around my mouth.
I black out.
~

(HD)
I'm really starting to hate chloroform. Ugh, where am I?
"AHH! SHIT!!!" I can't move, my hands are handcuffed to my cupboards.
"Fuck!!" My shirt's gone.
"BARTON? MAXWELL? CHANG?? THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!" Shit, how do I get out of this?
Ok, think I can stand up to about my knees and the phones just on the counter. If I can walk up the side of the counter, I might be able to knock down the phone without dying……
Yes! Ow, shit my leg. My calves are a little scraped but now if I can only reach…ugh there and pull it over, damn I'm good. Now……Who do I call? Maxwell…no he's out to arrest me…I have Trowa's cell phone number but it's all the way up there…I don't really want Heero to see me like this and defiantly not Quatre. Don't I know any girls? Relena, but she'd probably take advantage of my…situation and light me on fire or something. Besides, I don't really like her, she's very whiny. I guess I'll just call Heero.
*click bang bang bang.*
Shit.

(3)
The door opens and Wufei walks in and looks over at her. He sets down the groceries he'd just bought and walks over, just standing over her smiling.
Wufei: "What is this? Playing a new kind of whore game with your boyfriend?"
Hikira: "No, and I'm not a whore."
Wufei: "Ok, then whatcha doin?"
Hikira: "Calling for help"
Wufei: "Oh yah…so your not purposely like that?"
Hikira: "No you dolt. Now go away."
Wufei: "Want me to-"
Hikira: "NO! I'm calling Heero." She sulks and tries to dial.
Wufei: "Here." He undoes the cuffs after a few minutes of picking at them. She shakes her wrist and stands up. He smiles victoriously as she glares at him with a false hatred then smiles. He picks his grocery bag up and puts it on the counter, she just watches.
Wufei: "What? Aren't you gonna call the cops or something?"
Hikira: "I can't…" She sulks.
Wufei: "Look, your gonna have to choose between killing people or getting handcuffed to your cupboard by some raving lunatic." She scowls.
Hikira: "Jeeze, decisions decisions."
Wufei: "So your just gonna let this guy get off?" He starts to but the food away.
Hikira: "No……I'll call Maxwell. I mean…If he wanted to arrest me…he would have done it by now right?" Wufei shrugs.