Really Bad Harry Potter Poems
Subtitled: They're meant to be that way
By me, Mostly Conscious
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Harry Potter is a boy
Who came to Hogwarts and discovered joy
But then he went down the door
And discover he was joyous no more
For down in the dust was Voldie
And he was very moldy.
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Hermione's the girl who always knows everything
One day, she became corrupted by two ding-a-lings
They made her break the rules and study less
She only passed by a hundred percent, what a mess
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Ickle Ronnekins is loved by all
But Harry Potter was in the hall
And everyone loved Harry instead
So Ron got mad and banged his head
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Hagrid's the gentle giant and not very bright
Who lives in a hut without lots of light
He once had a dragon egg
It nearly burned off his leg
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A/N: I was incredibly bored.and these resulted. They're meant to be funny because they're so awful, and if you actually thought they were funny, then review, and I'll write more lame poems.
If you flame me, go ahead! I think flames are hilarious!
Subtitled: They're meant to be that way
By me, Mostly Conscious
~*~*~*~*~*
Harry Potter is a boy
Who came to Hogwarts and discovered joy
But then he went down the door
And discover he was joyous no more
For down in the dust was Voldie
And he was very moldy.
~*~*~*~*~*
Hermione's the girl who always knows everything
One day, she became corrupted by two ding-a-lings
They made her break the rules and study less
She only passed by a hundred percent, what a mess
~*~*~*~*~*
Ickle Ronnekins is loved by all
But Harry Potter was in the hall
And everyone loved Harry instead
So Ron got mad and banged his head
1 ~*~*~*~*~*
Hagrid's the gentle giant and not very bright
Who lives in a hut without lots of light
He once had a dragon egg
It nearly burned off his leg
~*~*~*~*~*
A/N: I was incredibly bored.and these resulted. They're meant to be funny because they're so awful, and if you actually thought they were funny, then review, and I'll write more lame poems.
If you flame me, go ahead! I think flames are hilarious!
