Really Bad Harry Potter Poems

Subtitled: They're meant to be that way

By me, Mostly Conscious

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Harry Potter is a boy

Who came to Hogwarts and discovered joy

But then he went down the door

And discover he was joyous no more

For down in the dust was Voldie

And he was very moldy.

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Hermione's the girl who always knows everything

One day, she became corrupted by two ding-a-lings

They made her break the rules and study less

She only passed by a hundred percent, what a mess

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Ickle Ronnekins is loved by all

But Harry Potter was in the hall

And everyone loved Harry instead

So Ron got mad and banged his head

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Hagrid's the gentle giant and not very bright

Who lives in a hut without lots of light

He once had a dragon egg

It nearly burned off his leg

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A/N: I was incredibly bored.and these resulted. They're meant to be funny because they're so awful, and if you actually thought they were funny, then review, and I'll write more lame poems.

If you flame me, go ahead! I think flames are hilarious!