When the gods collide

By:chocomaster

authors notes: I don't own any of the games or shows in this fanfic.

Seifer the son of Sephiroth and a super-intelligent

chocobo named Boco were ready to search a hidden ruin in the northern part of the

Final Fantasy 7 world where Midgar once was. His spikey black hait blew gently

in the wind in the resting place of a great city that attempted world domination

by draining the worlds life force known as the lifestream.

Seifer:No..Must...escape...painful...memories...(fainted)

Boco:Ok...aw not again!!!

Seifer:(getting back up)ok why are we going to these ruins again?Is there any girls there

or pepsi,or at least something about playstation???

Boco:No

Seifer:NOOOO!!!(voice trails off)

Boco: Maybe we should hurry before Shinra comes.

(As Boco predicted a herd of Shinra solders come)

Boco:Don't worry Seifer if anyone comes near I have my trusty brains.

Seifer:OH,great if anything happens we can talk them to death(sarcastically)

(they run into the ruins escaping the evil grasps of the ultra powerful

Shinra solders but then..out of the blue, a familiar dragon named

SPYRO apeared.)

Spyro:Hey why are you saying that as if just because I'm short

I'm not powerful or something,why I oughta...

Goth:(walking into the ruins)No,Spyro don't attack the narrator

he might turn us into worms or something!!

(their distractions are cut by the sound of something opening.)

All:huh?

(The sound fades in the shadows.)

Boco:Hurry!What if it's the door closing!

Goth:It sounds more like something opening than closing.

Spyro:Anyways I could just headbash it.

Boco:NO!!Anything but that!You would damage the ruins.

Others:HMPF!!!

(They walked for hours looking for the origin of the sound. Seifer

suddenly gets seperated from the party.)

Seifer:Boco?Spyro?Goth?!Hey guys this isn't funny!

(Someone or something was following him. It looks around in confusion.)

Seifer:OH WELL I'M LEAVING!!!

(The being followed him out and gazes at the sunlight

for the first time in 4000 years.)

Seifer:I feel like someone is following me.

(Seifer turns around quickly and sees a girl staring at him

with beautiful long emerald green hair and eyes,a black shirt

and tight burgendy pants,she looked about 16.)

Seifer:Stop following ME!!

Girl:...

(She understood but never learnt how to speak english but her

transmitter was slowly downloading the new language into her brain.)

Girl:S-Seifer.

Seifer:How..do you know my name.

Girl:(speaking a long forgotten language)

Seifer:huhwhat language is she talking?

Girl:English.

Seifer:No wat I'm talking is english!

Goth:(Comming out of the ruined temple.)I think she's talking an ancient

english.

Boco:(Behind Goth)Yes she is speaking the main language of an ancient

city from about 4000 years in the past. Am I right?

Girl:Yes

(Wylaf the dragon from threads of fate comes.)

Wylaf:What is your name young one?

Girl:Who me?

Wylaf: No, I'm talking to the lawnmower,yes you!!

Girl:Oh, Rika.