MWA HA HA HA !!!! And so , a universe is
born, offspring of Hee- Chan's thought, Child of J.K. Rowling's (a.k.a - God)
creation.
This DOES NOT fit into the whole drama, love, yaoi thing I'm conceiving right now. Mean while, when a dismal weekend of seemingly boundless boredom strikes the terrific trio at Hogwarts School o' witchcrap and whizardry, (as they call it in their oh - so - fresh 5th year.) They do a little freestyle rhyming for the students in the Gryffyndor common room.
Harry: I'm Harry Potter, the one with the lightning shaped scar, this shit's bizarre. I can see you from afar, I glow like Bethlehem's star. In my first year I made Gryffyndor seeker all on my own, Since then brooms is all I've flown. Handin' it to Ron, spinnin' like a cyclone.
Ron: uh ! Uh ! UH ! I'm Ron, you heard the boy ! You nothing' but a decoy, something for me to destroy ! I'm gonna' deploy my troops, Get in yo' groups, some people call me freckle face, Fuck Them !!!! They're a disgrace !!!! I'm up in yo' face, ain't leaving a trace !!!! From now on just call me ... ACE.
Hermione: I Hermione !!!! I ain't no ho. All I'm doin' now is lettin' it flow. You lettin' the snitch go, Draco ? didn't think so. I'm a white girl, my hair curls, your wits make me wanna hurl, Ron, don't worry though, I'll still be your girl, Ron.
all 3 of em': We ain't givin' no crap. Listen up, cuz it's the Hogwarts rap.
All rhymes © 2001, Hee - Chan.
