Ash meets Link
Disclaimer: I do not own Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, or Army of Darkness. Nor do I own Zelda.
"NO!!! DEAR GOD!! HOW DO YA STOP IT!!! AHH!!!" He gripped on for dear life, as the bluish vortex, a passageway between times, swallows up anything it possibly can. Evil...one might say, caused this. The same Evil that infests a cabin in Tennessee. Ashley "Ash" J. Williams held on for dear life, as the vortex inhaled the air, as if a VERY fat person munching on some Cheery pie. "ARGH!! DAMMIT!! AHHH!!" He was down to one finger. One finger that separates life and another time. His other hand was useless. He had cut it off when the same evil manifested itself in the hand, forcing him to lop it off with the very device that is now currently located where his right hand should be. A Chainsaw, not usually a weapon, but in this fight for survival, you'd need everything you could get. "AHHH!!!!" The finger slipped. Ash yells, being slung around violently by the swirling air the vortex is causing. Ash screams and prays as the vortex inhales him like five year olds inhaling second-hand smoke. Ash manages one last scream, before it all ends.
A Whistle, a joyful one, rings throughout Kokiri forest. Link, the savior of Hyrule, and forever the hero of Time, was walking calmly down the path to Kokiri forest. He was irritated at his Fiancée Zelda, Princess and soon to be queen of Hyrule, because that had just got into a fight about the new threat to Hyrule. Link of them called them Zombies, but in reality, only one person knew who they were. Link glances at the sky, seeing a blue flicker. Link arched a brow, a bit confused at what the flicker could be. Link's eyes grew larger as he saw a man, a bit older then him, fly out of the flicker. Link corrected himself, the man wasn't flying, he was falling! Link calculated where the man would fall, and made a fierce run over to the spot, going as quickly as possible. As he kept nearing the site, he noticed that the man had a weird thingy on his arm, he also noticed that the weird thingy was where his right hand should be.
"Argh!" Ash yelled out at nobody. He knew he was falling, he just didn't know where. He noticed that his back felt lighter then usual, so he guessed that the Shotgun he was carrying on his back, thanks to the holster on is back, and also the leather straps that held the chainsaw in place, did the same to the Shotgun. He guessed that the shotgun, or 'Boomstick' as he liked to call it, fell out of the holster during his trip down. He braced for the impact onto the ground, and groaned slightly as he felt his body smack into the ground, arse first. He stood up, brushing himself off. He glanced around his surroundings, not noticing the man running towards him. He looks at his feet and picks up the Boomstick, which did fall out of the holster while he was falling. He twirls it around his finger, when he feels a hand grab on him on the shoulder. He jumps forward, and twirls around, aiming the Boomstick at the person who touched him. Ash blinked, and asked/yelled the question at the man, which to his surprise, responded at the same time, using the same words. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
ASH MEETS LINK! Chapter one
Groovy? No...riiiight..
SHOP SMART SHOP S-MART!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, or Army of Darkness. Nor do I own Zelda.
"NO!!! DEAR GOD!! HOW DO YA STOP IT!!! AHH!!!" He gripped on for dear life, as the bluish vortex, a passageway between times, swallows up anything it possibly can. Evil...one might say, caused this. The same Evil that infests a cabin in Tennessee. Ashley "Ash" J. Williams held on for dear life, as the vortex inhaled the air, as if a VERY fat person munching on some Cheery pie. "ARGH!! DAMMIT!! AHHH!!" He was down to one finger. One finger that separates life and another time. His other hand was useless. He had cut it off when the same evil manifested itself in the hand, forcing him to lop it off with the very device that is now currently located where his right hand should be. A Chainsaw, not usually a weapon, but in this fight for survival, you'd need everything you could get. "AHHH!!!!" The finger slipped. Ash yells, being slung around violently by the swirling air the vortex is causing. Ash screams and prays as the vortex inhales him like five year olds inhaling second-hand smoke. Ash manages one last scream, before it all ends.
A Whistle, a joyful one, rings throughout Kokiri forest. Link, the savior of Hyrule, and forever the hero of Time, was walking calmly down the path to Kokiri forest. He was irritated at his Fiancée Zelda, Princess and soon to be queen of Hyrule, because that had just got into a fight about the new threat to Hyrule. Link of them called them Zombies, but in reality, only one person knew who they were. Link glances at the sky, seeing a blue flicker. Link arched a brow, a bit confused at what the flicker could be. Link's eyes grew larger as he saw a man, a bit older then him, fly out of the flicker. Link corrected himself, the man wasn't flying, he was falling! Link calculated where the man would fall, and made a fierce run over to the spot, going as quickly as possible. As he kept nearing the site, he noticed that the man had a weird thingy on his arm, he also noticed that the weird thingy was where his right hand should be.
"Argh!" Ash yelled out at nobody. He knew he was falling, he just didn't know where. He noticed that his back felt lighter then usual, so he guessed that the Shotgun he was carrying on his back, thanks to the holster on is back, and also the leather straps that held the chainsaw in place, did the same to the Shotgun. He guessed that the shotgun, or 'Boomstick' as he liked to call it, fell out of the holster during his trip down. He braced for the impact onto the ground, and groaned slightly as he felt his body smack into the ground, arse first. He stood up, brushing himself off. He glanced around his surroundings, not noticing the man running towards him. He looks at his feet and picks up the Boomstick, which did fall out of the holster while he was falling. He twirls it around his finger, when he feels a hand grab on him on the shoulder. He jumps forward, and twirls around, aiming the Boomstick at the person who touched him. Ash blinked, and asked/yelled the question at the man, which to his surprise, responded at the same time, using the same words. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!"
ASH MEETS LINK! Chapter one
Groovy? No...riiiight..
SHOP SMART SHOP S-MART!!
