Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, Fanfiction.net, or any of the stories or authors mentioned.

Notes: Ok, I lied. I said I'd do an Earthling Saga chapter next, but I couldn't put this down. Alos, the sheer prospect of doing two sagas at once made my head spin. Cutting through the excuses, I'm lazy. So, this is the last time I'll mention the fiction, and you won't here about it again. Basically, I'm gonna take it down and fix a lot of the stuff I had problmes with. But on to the fiction. Once again, I'll do my best, but it's very hard to get in everyone's fic, and everyone's name. Really, I'm sorry if I miss you. Heck, people are placing BETS to see if I put them in. Now, why don't we see what Gohan and crew are up to.....

Gohan's Journey: Humor, Part 2




Bulma wringed her hands in frustration. NOW what?

After 'family feud' popped up, the whole place had shut down. As much as she tried, she couldn't seem to locate the story again. Without the stories, she couldn't tell where Gohan was, and if she couldn't find Gohan, her head'd be on Chi-chi's plate. "WOMAN!!!"

Oh, how she grew to HATE that name. "Did you have fun? You left a nice big hole in the ceiling when you departed, your highness." she spat. Vegeta's eyes were slightly crazed, but he looked quite pleased with himself. "Oh, it goes farther than that. I found the girl typing another fic, comparing my hair to a christmas tree. I didn't like that very much, so I threw her up REAAAAL high."

Bulma gasped, "You didn't kill her, did you!?"

Vegeta sighed, "No, I couldn't. The grass, you understand, it was too nice to be destroyed. But she probably wished I had. *evil grin* I took her to some guy called 'Eternal Bob', who's apparently been stalking her, and tied her up right next to his bed."

Bulma went white, "That's horrible!"

"So's insulting my fine hair, woman. What ARE you doing anyway?"

Bulma's eyes went a little wild, "Gohan got trapped in my computer, I'm trying to find him."

VEgeta stared incredulously, ".....what? That sounds like some sort of stupid plot device one of those lousy authors would come up with. Trapped inside your computer...huh. That WOULD happen to Kakarot's brat. I wonder how his devil-spawn of a wife will take this. I wouldn't want to be you right now, woman. *another evil grin*"

Bulma snorted, "Oh shut up and go play in the gravity-room or something."

"Play??? PLAY!?!?!?!?!?!" HIs face turned very red.

"Go bother another author." She grinned, "Some guy named SSJ4 wrote a fic about you and Pokemon."

Vegeta gasped, "You mean they put ME and THOSE THINGS in the same story? Making love?!?!?!" His voice went several octives higher than ever before. "I'LL GET YOU BAAAAAKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!!!!!!" He blasted out of the lab. Bulma yelled after him, "I just meant he mentioned the show, not....aw, forget it."



Gohan ran down the blasted crater that his masenko had caused, searching frantically for Dot. He couldn't afford to get lost in this place, this strange, somewhat terrifying realm, and his blast had scared the poor thing. As he rushed on, he noticed many authors franatically running down corners screaming. Maddog rushed down the corner, "CALM DOWN, everyone calm down! They're fixing it, they're gonna fix it, CALM DOWN!!"

AS he spoke, the huge, imposing figure of Steve Savage marched down. "Who's RESPONSIBLE for this! I haven't seen a disaster like this since we instated the new chaptering system!" The crying continued. "LISTEN TO ME!!!!" He roared, blasting a large ki hole in the wall.

But the others were out of control, "I LOST MY BEST WORK!" one wailed, "I had over 25 fictions about poor little Veggie-head!"

Veggie Head?

"I miss my 400 'thingz DBZE peple wud neva say.' fics! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" (Gohan begins to feel better about blowing everything up)

"I want my 'Candyland DBZ' Fiction back!"

"FORGET IT!!" He yelled out, and stomped off, muttering to himself. Gohan had a strange, sudden premonition that he would be fighting him later on, in a big battle that suited no purpose whatsoever.

The others continued to whine. "I lost my Pokemon/DBZ crossover!"

"My 'Gohan takes Ballet' thing was incenerated!" (a/n I can't for the life of me find it, but it does exist somewhere out there)

Gohan went sheet-white. He had almost forgotten that people were writing about him too. BALLET?!?!?!?! But why are these people so upset? Why do these things matter so much? Don't these people have lives? Silently, Gohan pondered that....then burst out laughing.

Everyone stopped talking and stared. "OOOOOH!!! LOOK, IT'S GOHAN!!!!!"

"I wanna HUG YOU!" (*Paladone grins at Gohan Hugger*)

"I'm your GIRL! I'm obsessed with you and Picollo! Can I make crazy love to you?!?! Will you marry me!?!?!"

"OOOOH!!! GO SSJ2!!!! SSJ2 KICKS ASS!!!!!"

"I devoted 5 websites to you!!"

"I wrote a stupid humor series about you being trapped on this website!!!"

"Duhurhurhurhurhur! Your my FAVORITE CHARACTER! I had you maimed and tortured extensively in my last fic!"

Gohan yelled out as a horde of crazed authors started running after him. Frightened, he turned and bolted. Though he knew he could probably blow them all away with his finger, he didn't really feel like killing a poor group of ignorant fans. He silently wondered to himself if there were any normal, sane, calm fans like Paladone *snickers from the audience* who wrote fanfiction.

The boy's thoughts were jammed to a halt, as he ran smack into 'Videl's Evil Twin'. "Ah, a younger version of my sister's lover. COME TO ME!!!!! MWHAHAHAHA!" Gohan, now nearly frightened to death, blasted out sending the demonic Videl all the way to the horror section. He continued to run, the others gaining on him.

Gohan stopped suddenly, feeling really, really stupid. "Wait a minute. What the hell am I doing?"

Gohan took off the ground and started to fly, leaving the others behind. Calming down, he sped ahead near the center of the section, still looking for Dot. AS he flew past, he saw another fiction currently playing. Kururin was dancing around #18, singing, "Simply Irresistable."

He stopped and stared. "Even though she's a droid, I just can not avoid, that oh so sexy smile, it's just driving me WILD! *Mirai Trunks trying deseperately to shut him up* She used to look good to me but now I find her....SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE!"

Gohan stared for a second increduosly as Kururin continued his dancing, hearts for eyes, and the others joining in. Then he burst out into uncontrollable laughter. Kururin probably would do that, wouldn't he?

"HI, I'm FELP!"

Gohan stopped laughing and looked down. A little weasle was standing there, holding a flashing 'help' sign. "I'll be your guide!"

Gohan sighed in relief, ignoring the fact that he didn't understand why caling the help guide Felp was funny. "Thank God! Ok, how do I get out of here?"

Silence. The weasle's eyes went blank.

"Uh....ok. Could you just lead me to where dot is?"

Nothing.

Gohan threw his hands into air, "HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS ROOM!"
Blink, blink.

"Forget this." (a/n: Has anyone else noticed how completely USELESS Felp is?)

The saiyajin started to walk away, and heard from behind him. "Do you have a question for me?"

"THAT DOES IT!!!!!!"

Gohan powered up and started blasting holes through the wall, locking on to dot's weak ki. Systematically, he blasted through the remainder of the maze, and finally found the bizzare floating dot.

"There you are."

The dot quailed back. "A-are you still mad!" He looked pointedly at the remains of the humor section.

Gohan sighed, "No, I suppose not. Now let's continue. There're other sections right?"

"Y-yes. There's horror, general, romance, drama....."

Gohan steeled himself. "Alright, let's go."


To be continued....

Well, thats it for humor. Sorry this chapter was a bit short. DOn't worry, the next couple of chapters'll be REAL big. Oh yeah, geuss what section's up next. The Romance section. *screams eminate from the audience, Paladone laughs evilly* Mwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!