Zelda Song Parodies!!!!

~Y'know...if I get good reviews, I just might make this a series...anyways, this one is Child Link. The song is...~

I'm Too Sexy

~Yes, I know. Be very afraid...~

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(Link walks on stage, and immediately starts dancing - a variation of Kamaro's Dance)

Link:
"I'm too sexy for my pants,
Too sexy for my pants
Who needs pants when you're sexy?"

"I'm too sexy for my sword,
Too sexy for my sword
So sexy that it hurts!"

"And I'm too sexy for faeries,
Too sexy for faeries
Tatl, Tael, Navi!"

"And I'm too sexy for the Gorons,
Too sexy for the Gorons,
I don't need that cryin' brat!"

"I can fight, I save the Princess
And I can that Ganondorf's butt!
Yeah, I'll kick his butt, I'll kick his butt, yeah
I do that thing with my sexy sword!"

"I'm too sexy for Ruto
Too sexy for Ruto
I'm too sexy for that ugly fish!
And I'm too sexy for Deku Scrubs
Too sexy for those stupid plants, and their Deku Butler!"

"I can fight, I can save Princess Zelda
But why is the game named after her, you know?
Yeah, why is it, why is it, yeah?
She gets kidnapped at least every week!"

"I'm to sexy for Zelda, too sexy for Ruto, too sexy for Malon..."

"'Cause I can fight, and I save the Princess
But I still don't know why my game is named after her!
Yeah, why is it named after her, why is it named after her, yeah!
That stupid preteen brat couldn't fight to save her own life, yeah!"

"I'm too sexy for Anju, too sexy for Cremia
Poor girlies, poor girlies need a life
I'm too sexy for them all, too sexy for them all
Who needs pants when you're sexy?"

"And I'm too sexy for Tingle's thong."

Audience:
*Stares in stunned silence as Link takes a bow*