Disclaimer: Yadda yadda, etc etc.

Notes: Well, after a nice, long vacation (about 2 1/2 months), I'm back with another rip-roaring chapter. Celevrate. Ok? Now then. I don't have anything to ramble about except to look forward to Dragonball, which actually sounds quite good according to DaizenshuuEX. Alright, here we go.


Gohan's Journey: What happened?

"Whew, wow, what a trip."

Gohan and Dot stumbled down the hallway, Gohan bloodied from the awesome battle that had commenced earlier. "Geez, that was insane."

Dot shivered "How on earth did we live through that?"

"Dunno. Sure were a lot of random 'Atrocities' jokes."

"Why was Ash humping the pole, anyway?"

"Dunno, I think that was when Eric fired the rocket launcher the wrong way."

Gohan winced, "Geez, poor Jevena. I think she flew about 50 feet."

Dot grinned, despite the fact that he had no mouth, "I thought it was funny when Crow tried to show you her "Women's arsenal."

Gohan blinked, "Huh?"

The groups led by Steve Savage (moderator of ff.net, and general evil guy) and Dyani (first loyal fan who left ff.net :( ), came out different too. Maddog had been magically promoted king of the Horror Section, and Ash was now his servant, left to be hit by various objects when our favorite author runs out of ideas for jokes. Also, a new villain naming herself "The Hentai Lady" had joined up with Acyla (whom had skirted around the edge of the horrible battle, looking for Pala--

Gohan suddenly stopped, confused. "Wait a sec. I don't remember us doing any of this! Weren't we about to be sucked in to the crossover section last chapter?"

Dot shrugged, "Geuss the author was too lazy to actually read some crossovers."

"We've been here a while. Where are we now?"

Whip cracks and shrieks eminated from the next room. Dot groaned, "Oh no. No, no, NO!"

Gohan blinked, "What?"

"We've warped into something terrible. We're in....the...the..................."




Feel the suspense.




Gohan shouted to nowhere, "Quit trying to be funny and let it tell me where we are!"

Fine!

"Gohan, we're in the Message Board." (insert horror music)

The poor boy gulped. He'd already heard bad, bad things about this place. (Hidden Angel's gonna LOVE me for this chapter ^_^) And now, inexplicably, he'd have to fight his way through to the Drama section.

"*sigh* Come on, let's go."


Dyani's group groaned and stumbled after the horrible etc etc etc etc........

Jevena was still singing, but she kept messing up, for some reason. "Letes follu th- yelluw bick raod, the yelow rick doar..."

Dyani squinted, "Why's you're spelling so bad?"

"Teehee! The author felt like putting in a stupid private joke that won't make sense to anyone else reading this. Hold on, let me find my pet crickets...."

"Which one, the one about you being 11, having crickets, or spelling bad."

SSJ4 spoke up. "Never mind! Come on, we need to focus. Paladone is still missing, despite his awesome display of sheer power in the last fight."

"Been missing for months...."

Quiet you. "Anyway, what we need to do to find him is...."


"....get them at the Action-Adventure Section!" Steve slammed his fist dramatically on Ash's head to emphasize his point.

Majin looked up, "So basically, the author's finding an exucse to make all the parties dissapear for a couple chapters."

MSC smiled, "That way, I can inflict my women's arsenal on Ash for a while!" (I'm just going to avoid msn for a couple days.....)

Gohan Hugger bounced around, "I GET TO HUG GOHAN!"

Steve stared, "......right. Anyway-"

Maddog smirked as he checked out his new royal robes, "Look at me in my power and glory."

"Shut up maddog, you're only in power because the author wanted to get at Ash for a while."

"I thought you said the author had no power over us-"

A brick fell on Ash's head, though he was saying nothing. He collapsed, pokeballs scattering in a heap.

Majin Vegeta got up and started making the plans by himself, since no one else could concentrate for more than 13-15 seconds at a time, and because Paladone wants at least one reasonably sane author among the parties.




The Author would like to take this time to express how terrific and kind and lenient a moderator we have in Hidden Angel, and how great a message board we have, seriously, so that when the chapter's over, she and the other raving m----er authors don't burn him at the stake. Thank you.




"HI!"

Gohan was nearly bowled over as someone jumped out from nowhere. "Hi, I'm Val!" A little 11-year old girl stood before him, much resembling Lime. (hey, I don't know what you look like!)

The boy smiled, though confused, "I'm Gohan, nice to-"

"I LOOOOVE Veggie head :) :) :) :)"

".......ok. Anyway, do you know-?"

"He's so CUTE in this hentai picture I downloaded! :) :) :) :)"

"I think he's always pissed off and kinda ug-" (I'm really up for a beating. What I do for entertainment -_-)

"I co-wrote a fic invovling, him, me, and whip cream! :) :) :) :)"

Ok, you know I couldn't pass that up.

Gohan, of course, is still an innocent. "I like whip cream! Anyway, nice to-"

"*smile smile* Nice meeting you, later!"

Val ran out of sight. Gohan still had his hand up, "Um...bye."

Now let us turn our attention to this unusual girl, who now dramatically dove under a desk and whipped out her Toys-R-Us Walkie-Talkie. "This is the Hentai Lady calling the Lunatic, over!"

"Yoddles."

"I've located the Package, over!"

"You do know we're only about 5 feet from eachother right?"

"Yeah, but these new walkie-talkies are SO coolies, over!"

"Ok. *snicker* Good thing Gohan didn't understand you."

Val grimaced, "Paladone always does that to me! Now everyone'll know about that fic I wrote! *dies* Over!"

"Quit saying 'over'! Anyway, that's why we're after him. *is still burning from the whole Eternal Bob and Cats incident*"

"I have this horrible feeling that he's going to turn out triupmhant in this huge upcoming battle, but I can't figure out why! I just can't put my finger on it......over."


I'd like to take time once again to show my appreciation for our beloved message board. I'd also like to appreciate the humor of keeping you all in suspense.


Gohan and Dot had not walked another 6 feet when Chelsee again fell to the floor with a crash. "Damn that Paladone, @#$&ing doing that %$*^ to me during the *&#$ing battle!" Gohan winced and grimaced at the langauge she had picked up. Then she saw Gohan, and zipped over to give him a Bear Hug and smother him with kisses. "Oh GOHAN! *smooch* That meanie took *smooch* me out of the story after all *smooch* my hard work and yams!" Dot didn't say anything, but slowly backed up. Thunder clouds appeared from nowhere, to foreshadow the coming hell. For hell hath no fury like that of...

"Can't...breathe.....h-hi...." Though he was slightly bigger (I DON'T KNOW, that picture of you doesn't show very much), he was picked up easily, and his face was turning different shades of blue and red.

"YOU! HALT!"

A tough looking woman with blue hair (I just watched Tenchi Muyo, great anime) in a police suit stepped forward. "I am GALAXY POLICE AGENT *deep breath* 005! Gohan is MINE! Stay back!" Lightning flashed to emphasize her point.


Once again, I'd like to mention how great the Forum is.


005 looked up "Yeah yeah, shut up Palajerk."

Watch it, I can do baaaad things to you here. You're in MY world now, GYAHAHAHAHAHA!

"....shut up Palajerk."


005 whipped out one Big-Ass-Gun, and Chelsee took out her Magic Wand of Writing Goodness Both screamed, and locked into a horrible, gut wrenching battle.

Gohan grimaced, "Man, what happened to her hair! ACK, poor bystander. *wince* Geez, gotta watch the claws...."

Al of a sudden, the room was silent, and everyone was motionless. In fact, no one could move. A GREEN haired woman with a leather suit walked into the room, cracking a whip.

"All right, this topic is CLOSED! In a couple seconds, it's GONE!" *crack*

Both the girls stammered. "But she-!"

"SILENCE! The boy and the tour guide are free to go, go on. I WILL HAVE NO WARS! FIGHTS=WARS! WARS=COMPLAINTS! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Blah! Etc! Etc, and ETC!"

As the room vanished, Hidden Angel went back to go play ff8 AGAIN (ick, ick, ick) and think up new rules. ^_^ Chelsee and 005 were nowhere to be seen.


(for all you poor people disillusioned with the last two Final Fantasy games, 8 and 9, go get Chrono Cross. It's GOOD.)
Gohan listened to the topics as they wandered through, now free of plot restraints and other authors. "I need reviews, read my fic. And only HAPPY reviews, nothing constructive!"

Dot started to talk again after his long silence, "This is the Message board, where people talk about DBZ, and fan-fiction. You can kind of think of it as the center of the section."

"And if it I don't get 22 reviews, I'll stop writing for good....."

Gohan listened with incredulity. "Why are they asking for reviews so much? Reviews aren't THAT important."

"They are to some people. Oh dear, now listen to this."


A new topic came up, and was heard over an unseen loudspeaker. "ALL RIGHT, I AM SERIOUSLY PISSED OFF! Ok, *insert name*, *#$@ off! I didn't ask for you're help, and I don't appreciate bad reviews! I mean, geez, listen to this!"

The review popped up. "Hey, this was one great story! ^_^ I loved every bit of it, it was just so cool! Just to help you out a little, Trunks is one year older than Goten, that's all. Otherwise, I love it, and am looking forward to the next chapter!"

"So #$%hole, screw you. I can write whatever I *^#&ing want. Thanks to all the rest of you for the good reviews."

The saiyajin was simply stunned, "I know Paladone would like those kinds of reviews, that fantastic, talented...goddamit, I'm doing it again. But, dot, that was a good review! Why is she mad? There's no logical explanation!"

"Dunno. Maybe-"

Another one popped up. "Hey, does anyone know how many spikes of hair Goku has when he goes ssj? By the way, I've figured out how Goku and Furiza fought in 5 minutes! See, see, they're fighting at the speed of LIGHT, and they slowed it down for us to see, so it SEEMED like 5 hours. I have plenty of proof to back this up."

Gohan thought for a second, "I don't recall there being any reason for it. Who has time to think up these kinds of theories? Don't these people have other things to do........oh yeah."

Dot sighed, "Some people have WAY too much free time."

Suddenly, a topic in bright red letters popped up. "I HATE FUNI! WHAT A BUNCH OF BULL THEY PUT US THROUGH! Did you hear Trunks GRUNT! HORRIBLE! It's a DISGRACE! WHAT BULL! I am a TRUE fan, and will NEVER watch Funi again."

The sheer noise blew the two down, and Gohan rolled into H_A's FF8 crystal vase, shattering it. "Oops. So, he won't watch Funi anymore?"

"No, he'll be back tommorow, it's his life to whine about the dub."

"If he doesn't like it, why does he watch it?"

"People are strange, Gohan, people are strange."

Gohan looked around. "Ok, I think I've seen about enough...."

"I HATE PICCOLO, he's so GREEN AND UGLY! I bet he DID molest Gohan. Ha, good thing Cell beat him down. You know, Cell's kind of cute...."

The boy's eyes went flat. "Excuse me a minute."

Dot yelled, "Wait, this is just a poorly planned plot point (That's alliteration, folks) in order to get you angry and blow stuff up! WAIT!"

Gohan marched over to the topic, and dissapeared behind a door. Ugly sounding hits and explosions eminated from the room.

Dot mused, "Oh yeah, that's what the whole fic is about, isn't it? ^_^"

Then the roof disintegrated with a bang. Gohan walked out, smiling a little. "I'm beginning to know how Vegeta feels. This is kind of fun."

Dot chuckled, "uh oh, I think you let the flamers in." Then he went white, "And the....um, Gohan' lets go. Now."

Gohan and dot flew out of the Message Board as havoc unleashed. Spam posts and flame wars began afresh, while Hidden Angel recieved complaints. She could do nothing, as renegades took over the board and trashed her well designed rules. And then Paladone was made moderator, and the whiners dissapeared, and fresh new life was put in Fanfiction, and all was well again, and Surivor dissapeared, and that lady on "The Weakest Link" became funny, and people who gave A.I. a bad review were burned at the stake, and....


To be continued.....

Next chapter: Gohan explores the crazy world of melodramatic drama. But will Acyla and Val catch him first? Will Savage boot Gohan before he completes his journey? Will Dyani and crew EVER find Paladone? Can Paladone become even more insulting? (Probably) Man, it'll be nice to get back to a large fanfiction section. Ever since general, it's been hard to make jokes. Anyway, got a bad Drama fic? Give me a source in a review and I'll take a look! Nice to be back, latas.