Disclaimer: Uh, don't kill me. Pretty please?
*The audience watches confusedly as Gohan and Dot trable up near them. Gohan opens a pieve of paper*
"So I just read this to them?"
"Yeah. Doubt they'll like it though."
Gohan took a deep breath. "Due to upper powers beyond even our author's contorl (i.e.: his family) Paladone will not
be even remotely within the vicinity of a computer for-"
The boy's eyes widened, then looked up at Dot, "Eheh, you sure you don't want to read it?"
"Oh yes, quite sure."
A mumble escaped his lips "4 weeks?"
The audience was silent. "Until then, Val is free to write more whip cream fiction without fear of taunting, 005 will
be free to infict cruel and unusual punishment upon my perso--HEY! I didn't agree to that!"
Dot shrugged, "Not under your control, remember?"
"Just like my life."
"Yup."
"*sigh* So while Paladone endures the HELL that is a four week boarding camp of 'Super Soccer' *shudders and moans*, don't
expect much in the way of writing. Since this note was written on friday the 20th, the same day he's leaving, he
will not be open for questioning (:P). The only other note he leaves is that he was not aware of such a change until
two days before the trip. Typical of parents."
Gohan frowned, "Now that ain't true! We always knew in advance about battles!"
Dot whispered, "Raditz?"
"Oh yeah. Well...anyway, to continue..."
"HOWEVER. To tide you readers over for a while, I have reccomended some excellet fictions. Just copy the url and paste
them into your browser."
Gohan sat down grumpily. "IF I didn't feel so bad for the horrible pain and suffering Paladone will now have to endure,
I'd beat the living crap out of him. Another four weeks of limbo in this place?"
Dot pulled out the deck of cards that had kept Gohan from leaping into the pit of insanity during the long waits.
"Gin Rummy?"
AS a final note to the people on MSN, each and every one of you 'special' people, I WILL miss all of you until I get back.
I'm just too big a guy to actually admit it in person, it would be unmanly of myself to do so. Probably because I'd
break down and cry at the prospect of four weeks with nothing but stale cafeteria food and bunk bedsand screaming coaches
that think they're hot sh*t ahead of me. But anyway, you guys are great, and I'll miss you. I'll see you all in august....
Now for the good stuff.
Paladone Reccomendations (copyright)
Judge Vegeta: Teenebobper Trials
---------------------------------
I owe Crow this for nothign else but the neverending fun I poke at her and her Woman's Aresenal. This is a must-see
if you don't like any of the formerly popular boy bands like N'Sync (ick) or if you're one of those biased women who don't
like Brittany Spears. I stick my tongue out at you. :P HA! AND YOU CAN'T INSULT ME, BECAUSE I'll BE GONE!
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!....um, anyway.
http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=228658
Football Frency: DBZ Style
--------------------------------
This is a cute little story that I enjoyed a lot, for some reason. Just try it out. The DBZ gang tries to play football,
and Pan and Marron (or bra, I can't remember which) torture Goku with telepathy (as babies). It's just something I'd like,
I geuss.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=228942
Makafushugi Adventure
----------------------------
Tad more ambitious. THis is a really surprsiging Goku/Bulma pairing, with a lot of Dragonball Humor intact. Be warned,
it's different and serious. BE OPEN MINDED! You might be surprised at hwo far into the story you get. I lost track
of two hours.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=234567
THe idiots guide to the Dragonball Saga
----------------------------------------
This is terrific, just because it's so incredibly true. Some of it is kind of innacurate, but you'll get the general idea.
Read it. Also included is the Movie and Special guide, which is great.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=173657
A lifetime of Vegeta
---------------------
Those of you that haven't read this should be killed, especially if you're Vegeta fans. This should tide you over for weeks,
it took me FOREVER to finish it. Hilarity in its finest form. First chapter is a really short one, second is a LONG one,
it's a week in Vegeta's life. The third one is a MONTH, and I'm too scared to try it out. But it's all really funny,
and it's by Goku Girl, a guru of Fanfiction.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=4989
Val's LOVE Night
--------------------
Just kidding Val.
http://www.xxx.com (If you actually copied this, I will laugh so hard)
When you cry at night
----------------------
If you're one of those Gohan/Videl starved folks, like me, you'll like this one. It's a poem from Gohan's POV, and he's
watching over Videl as she cries in her sleep. It's a sad one, but hey, it's good.
http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=199163
Piccolo's Heartbeat
---------------------
The most impossibly sad, makes-you-wanna-cry fic I have ever read in existance for this series. Words cannot describe
this work of art. It's a Piccolo/Gohan story, though not Yaoi, and it's very, very good. I won't bother ruining any of
the story, so please read this.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=46130
and finally, because I'm such a suck up:
Contradicting Mission
-----------------------
We are in to the 28th chapter I believe, and I wouldn't miss the 29th if someone payed me. This is probably the best
Gohan action/adventure fanfictions I have ever read. This is definetely for fans of Cell-era Gohan. I'm still confused
as to how she can dig into this boy's character so realistically. You'll love it if you're starved for action/adventures.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=62781
Well, that is all. Ja ne, everyone. Pray for me and the soccer balls that will inevitably smack me in the face.
Paladone Suchura
*The audience watches confusedly as Gohan and Dot trable up near them. Gohan opens a pieve of paper*
"So I just read this to them?"
"Yeah. Doubt they'll like it though."
Gohan took a deep breath. "Due to upper powers beyond even our author's contorl (i.e.: his family) Paladone will not
be even remotely within the vicinity of a computer for-"
The boy's eyes widened, then looked up at Dot, "Eheh, you sure you don't want to read it?"
"Oh yes, quite sure."
A mumble escaped his lips "4 weeks?"
The audience was silent. "Until then, Val is free to write more whip cream fiction without fear of taunting, 005 will
be free to infict cruel and unusual punishment upon my perso--HEY! I didn't agree to that!"
Dot shrugged, "Not under your control, remember?"
"Just like my life."
"Yup."
"*sigh* So while Paladone endures the HELL that is a four week boarding camp of 'Super Soccer' *shudders and moans*, don't
expect much in the way of writing. Since this note was written on friday the 20th, the same day he's leaving, he
will not be open for questioning (:P). The only other note he leaves is that he was not aware of such a change until
two days before the trip. Typical of parents."
Gohan frowned, "Now that ain't true! We always knew in advance about battles!"
Dot whispered, "Raditz?"
"Oh yeah. Well...anyway, to continue..."
"HOWEVER. To tide you readers over for a while, I have reccomended some excellet fictions. Just copy the url and paste
them into your browser."
Gohan sat down grumpily. "IF I didn't feel so bad for the horrible pain and suffering Paladone will now have to endure,
I'd beat the living crap out of him. Another four weeks of limbo in this place?"
Dot pulled out the deck of cards that had kept Gohan from leaping into the pit of insanity during the long waits.
"Gin Rummy?"
AS a final note to the people on MSN, each and every one of you 'special' people, I WILL miss all of you until I get back.
I'm just too big a guy to actually admit it in person, it would be unmanly of myself to do so. Probably because I'd
break down and cry at the prospect of four weeks with nothing but stale cafeteria food and bunk bedsand screaming coaches
that think they're hot sh*t ahead of me. But anyway, you guys are great, and I'll miss you. I'll see you all in august....
Now for the good stuff.
Paladone Reccomendations (copyright)
Judge Vegeta: Teenebobper Trials
---------------------------------
I owe Crow this for nothign else but the neverending fun I poke at her and her Woman's Aresenal. This is a must-see
if you don't like any of the formerly popular boy bands like N'Sync (ick) or if you're one of those biased women who don't
like Brittany Spears. I stick my tongue out at you. :P HA! AND YOU CAN'T INSULT ME, BECAUSE I'll BE GONE!
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!....um, anyway.
http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=228658
Football Frency: DBZ Style
--------------------------------
This is a cute little story that I enjoyed a lot, for some reason. Just try it out. The DBZ gang tries to play football,
and Pan and Marron (or bra, I can't remember which) torture Goku with telepathy (as babies). It's just something I'd like,
I geuss.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=228942
Makafushugi Adventure
----------------------------
Tad more ambitious. THis is a really surprsiging Goku/Bulma pairing, with a lot of Dragonball Humor intact. Be warned,
it's different and serious. BE OPEN MINDED! You might be surprised at hwo far into the story you get. I lost track
of two hours.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=234567
THe idiots guide to the Dragonball Saga
----------------------------------------
This is terrific, just because it's so incredibly true. Some of it is kind of innacurate, but you'll get the general idea.
Read it. Also included is the Movie and Special guide, which is great.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=173657
A lifetime of Vegeta
---------------------
Those of you that haven't read this should be killed, especially if you're Vegeta fans. This should tide you over for weeks,
it took me FOREVER to finish it. Hilarity in its finest form. First chapter is a really short one, second is a LONG one,
it's a week in Vegeta's life. The third one is a MONTH, and I'm too scared to try it out. But it's all really funny,
and it's by Goku Girl, a guru of Fanfiction.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=4989
Val's LOVE Night
--------------------
Just kidding Val.
http://www.xxx.com (If you actually copied this, I will laugh so hard)
When you cry at night
----------------------
If you're one of those Gohan/Videl starved folks, like me, you'll like this one. It's a poem from Gohan's POV, and he's
watching over Videl as she cries in her sleep. It's a sad one, but hey, it's good.
http://www.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=199163
Piccolo's Heartbeat
---------------------
The most impossibly sad, makes-you-wanna-cry fic I have ever read in existance for this series. Words cannot describe
this work of art. It's a Piccolo/Gohan story, though not Yaoi, and it's very, very good. I won't bother ruining any of
the story, so please read this.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=46130
and finally, because I'm such a suck up:
Contradicting Mission
-----------------------
We are in to the 28th chapter I believe, and I wouldn't miss the 29th if someone payed me. This is probably the best
Gohan action/adventure fanfictions I have ever read. This is definetely for fans of Cell-era Gohan. I'm still confused
as to how she can dig into this boy's character so realistically. You'll love it if you're starved for action/adventures.
http://members.fanfiction.net/index.fic?action=story-read&storyid=62781
Well, that is all. Ja ne, everyone. Pray for me and the soccer balls that will inevitably smack me in the face.
Paladone Suchura
