"Heero you dope. When I'm mad, you gotta watch out. Watch!" Duo growled, he grabbed at the net and started swinging towards Relena, who screamed and let go of the rope in fright. Duo landed to the ground softly, without any damage at all. Relena started to run towards Heero.
"Oh god Heero! Your fiancée has gone crazy! SAVE ME!" She screamed hysterically, she clawed hopelessly at Heero tears streaming down.
"Why…should Heero save you? The jerk that you are? You are getting what you deserve…"Duo stomped over toward Relena and grabbed her by the neck. Heero stood up quickly and placed his hand gently on Duo's shoulder and slowly shook his head.
"NANI!? You're gonna let this, this vermin get away?" Duo cried out, a pained look on his face. Heero cocked his head slightly and nodded. Relena grinned and jumped onto Heero, grabbing onto him tightly and hugging him.
"Yes, I knew you always loved me Heero, me and only me. You can't bear to watch me die! You love me with your heart and soul." Relena squealed happily. Duo sighed disappointed and shook his head slowly.
"Well, if that's what you want, well good luck you two, I'll be seeing ya." Duo turned decidedly and started to walk… than looked up in shock.
"Relena, where's the entrance to the outside? How the hell do I get out of here?" Duo asked, his voice rising. Relena looked up from within the folds of Heero's shirt and smiled deviously.
"You know I expected this to happen…so…" Relena snapped her fingers and instantly another net sprung up from beneath Duo's feet and carried him high into the air.
"I made a plan B." Relena laughed and greedily pulled at Heero, who stood rooted to the spot, emotionless and not speaking throughout this whole thing.
"Heero, yo Heero! Look at what Relena's doing!" Duo screamed. Relena lifted a pink rose to Heero's nose.
"You see Duoina, this rose, which I shoved under Heero's nose first thing, contains a gas that paralyzes the one who smells it, and Darling Heero has smelt it…and now you'll have to watch me and Heero together!" Relena laughed bitterly. Duo rolled his eyes in exasperation and slipped off his shoe aimed and threw it at Heero. With a bonk Heero looked up and shook his head to clear his mind and when he looked down, he saw Relena on his chest purring like a kitty cat.
"WHAT THE HELL? DUOINA WHAT IS SHE DOING?" He screamed.
"You should know you're the one who decided to let her go free. Baka." Duo scowled. Heero clawed at Relena trying to scrape her off of his chest, he soon resorted to using a crowbar, trying unsuccessfully to pry Relena off of his chest.
"Duo, here!" And with that Heero threw a knife at Duo, who caught it and sliced through the net easily. Duo landed to his feet gracefully, once more and crept up behind Relena.
"Duo? Nani? What did you mean about that Heero-kun?" Relena asked. Heero slipped out of her grip and ran swiftly to Duo's side.
"Yes, Relena Duo." Duo said and swiftly braided his hair. Relena screamed again and instinctively Duo kicked her down and covered her mouth.
"Baka, Shinigami has come to take his revenge on this bitch." He growled and started punching. A cloud of smoke quickly rose and Heero was seen sitting on the ground beside them humming peacefully.
Next day, on the coffee table lay a newspaper; "Relena is beat up and was barely alive when found. However Relena claims to not remember her attacker but muttered the name Duoina who is suspected to be the attacker, however no information whatsoever has been claimed to support this theory. "
Music drifted from the ballroom within the GW boy's house. Quatre looked up from drinking coffee, as did the rest of the GW girls and boys that were in the same room with him and even Wufei broke out of his meditation. Quatre gestured for them to follow him and he tiptoed quietly to the door of the ballroom and each of them slipped, one at a time, inside.
Duo and Heero were dancing inside, square dancing music hung in the atmosphere and Duo was leading Heero, who looked smug and surprised that he was here.
"Now, to the left Heero, TO THE LEFT not the right! There we go! And now this way…" Duo muttered and led Heero around the room, and Heero chuckled. Both unaware that 7 people were on the wall, watching Duo teach Heero how to square dance.
"Amazing, one would not think that Heero would have willingly let Duo teach him how to square dance." Quatre murmured.
"Well shouldn't we join them then?" Hilde laughed and she grabbed Catherine and they went off square dancing alongside Heero and Duo. Quatre grabbed Trowa's hand and they too started dancing. Sally and Dorothy slipped off and gracefully went dancing onto the ballroom floor and stubborn Wufei manned the door making sure that nothing disturbed them while they danced and Wufei looked happy with his position, gladly listening to the rhythm of the music and enjoying the atmosphere. But the happiest seemed to be Heero and Duo, Duo with his bright and happy personality seemed to bring out a new Heero, one who danced along with Duo, letting his partner guide him. By them Quatre kindly showed Trowa how to dance step by step, and Trowa silently obeyed his partner, but with a gentle smile on his face and the girls were having the time of their lives, for once, there wasn't anybody stepping on their feet and they laughed. And as if suddenly the thought struck Heero, he realized he was finally content and satisfied.
/Certainly at this very moment, this must be heaven/ Heero thought, and as it turns out, at that exact same time, the thought struck everybody else, and they all danced with a lighter step. And indeed at this time, it did seem like heaven, to all of them, but especially Duo and Heero.
"This is Heaven, happiness and a place full of laughter." Heero muttered, mainly to himself. But Duo and the rest overhead.
"We know and we agree." The rest of them laughed. And for once Heero laughed along with them. Certainly this was Heaven, if only for a little moment.
~Fin~
