Disclaimer: Dude…none of you ACTUALLY think I own the FY cast, do you? In all honesty, I don't even own a single copy of any of the volumes in the series. So I don't own them thankyouverymuch. Please have SOME compassion; my first FY fic. Co-written by myself, Tekio, and Saiku. (you don't know them; you're not supposed to). ^_^

Warnings: Uh…are there any? ^_^;;; We'll just fill this space with…um…NO DA! ^_^;;;;; Well, actually…Chiriko is…damaged…mentally in this fic. **hiding** DON'T HURT US! PLEASE!!! We're innocent…maybe. Oh, and there are some….uh….SUGGESTIVE parts in this section…carefulness no da!

A/N: COMPLETE! Sorry it took so long to post the rest…we've been writing more interesting stuff. ENJOY!

How Many Seishi does it take to screw in a lightbulb? PART TWO!

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"I can't believe this…" Tasuki grumbled as Nuriko sat next to him, threatening to kiss him.

"Just shut up and talk already!" Nuriko told him.

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Riiiiii- "Hello?" Soi picked up the phone. The sound of running water could be heard in the background.

"Uh…Soi? This is Tasuki…we have a proble-" Tasuki stopped when he heard a voice in the background.

"Oh Tomo, cut it out you silly thing!" There was the sound of someone clearing their throat. "Soi, who is it?" Came Nakago's voice.

"Uh…was that Nakago?" Tasuki's voice cracked.

"Soi? Who is it?"

"Uh…nobody important." She replied. "Look, what do you want?"

"We're having…electricity problems…" Tasuki mumbled. Soi laughed.

"And you think I'm going to help you."

"Soi…come back over here. The shower's not the same without you." Nakago said in a girlish voice. "Oh stop it Tomo! I'm only your dog when I say so!" Tasuki's eyes went wide.

"Later loser." Soi hung up on Tasuki. He put the phone down.

"So…what did she say?" Chiriko asked.

"What will we do now?"

"TAMAHOME!!!!!!!!!"

"NOOO!! WHEN WILL IT STOP?!?!?!?!" Chiriko screamed as he crouched back into his ball in the corner. "BAD IMAGES!!!!!"

Mitskake spread his hands wide and clapped. The bulb exploded because of the sound waves.

"Way to go Mitskake!" Nuriko cheered.

"Hmm." He grunted in reply.

"Quick Tasuki, what can we use to keep the bulb from coming back together?" Nuriko asked.

"Hmm…" Tasuki looked around. "Tama! C'mere lil kitty!" Tasuki grabbed him by the tail and stuck him into the socket where the bulb had been. "Viola!"

"RRRREEEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!" Tama screeched.

"Shh, TAMA!" Nuriko scolded.

"What the…" Tasuki stared as the lightbulb formed itself again, trapping a squished Tama inside.

"Well…that's interesting."

"Oh Miaka…." Came a muffled sound from next door.

"Tama, could you please yell again?" Chiriko asked in a shaky voice.

"RRRREEEEEOOOWWWWWW!!!!" Tama replied. The lightbulb burst and Tama tumbled to the floor, hissed, and ran.

"That was counterproductive." Hotohori mumbled. "I'll try to pry it out with my sword." He jammed it into the side of the socket and bent it.

"Uh…that's really not helping." Nuriko pointed out after Hotohori had been trying for several minutes.

"You are right, Nuriko." Hotohori grabbed the hilt of the sword and pulled with all his might. "Nuriko, can you pull this out?"

"Of course your Highness." Nuriko tried. "It's…not…coming...out…" He groaned.

"Looks like you need my help." Tasuki took his fan and-

"NO TASUKI! DON'T MELT MY SWORD!" Hotohori panicked.

"Course not!" Tasuki laughed. "I'm going to pry it out!"

"Oh…alright…take a shot at it." Nuriko stood back.

"REKKA SHIE…just kiddin!" He laughed, then stuck it next to the sword. "C'mon…you…stupid…sword!"

"Daa? Why are you guys sitting around in the dark na no da?" Chichiri walked in,carrying his fishing pole.

"We can't get the light to work." Nuriko explained.

"Oh! That's easy no da!" Chichiri flicked the light switch on the wall next to him.

"GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Tasuki yelled.

"Let go of the fan na no da!" Chichiri instructed.

"OW…" A blackened Tasuki moaned. "This ain't my day…"

"When is it ever your day?" Nuriko asked.

"Shadup." Tasuki slurred.

"What's wrong with Chiriko no da?"

"Uh…he's…traumatized right now." Nuriko said apologetically, gesturing towards Chiriko's rocking figure in the corner of the room.

"Do tell me though Chichiri: How do these lightbulbs stay together under such pressure?"

"Easily no da. I cast a spell to keep that lightbulb working forever. Otherwise they just break."

"CHICHIRI!!!" Everyone (except Chiriko) yelled.

"Daa?" Chichiri sweatdropped.

"BAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD IIIMMMMAAAA-"

THE END!

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