Ranma 1/2 Presents
A Goddess and a Half
By LittLe~TriXta
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story. They are the rightful creations
of Takaheshi Rumiko. I am writing this story for fun and definitely not for profit.
The only characters I own in this story are Ukiko and Etsuka.
Genre: Romance/Humor (If I can get it to seem the least bit funny.)
Authors Note: Thanks to those of you who reviewed.
Only thing left to do now is build a shrine.hmmm..^-^
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Chapter Two:
It was a regular morning in Nerima for the students of Furinkan High,
especially for a pair of students in particular.
1.1 "Ranma! Slow down!" came the voice of a female in desperate pursuit of her male counterpart.
"Come on Akane! I'm already goin' as slow as I can!" Came the male reply.
"You call that slow!! You're practically having a spasm!!" Akane yelled ahead.
"Aw' chill out Akane! We're almost at school anyways! See-AHH!"
"Ranma take Shampoo to date!!" Shampoo said bouncing in on her bike.
"Aw-Not now Shampoo! I gotta' go to school." Ranma said scratching the back of his head.
"Ranma go to school later. Take Shampoo to date first."
"Yea Ranma, Your public awaits." Akane muttered with the usual jealous air sounding in her voice.
"W-wait, A-akane! Aw Come' on Akane! Come back! Shampoo! Not now."
"Ranma!!!! How dare you defy Akane!"
"Not today Ryouga. I 'aint in the mood."
"Ranma! Where have you hidden the beautasious Pigtailed Goddess? Unhand her
you fiend! Before thee is forced to take thy actions unto hand!"
"I 'aint got your damn horse-tailed goddess Kuno!"
"Ranma!"
"Oh Raaanmaa.."
"Ranchan!"
"Ranma take Shampoo to date!"
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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It was half past noon and the sky was beginning to turn gray. Ukiko had been walking around all afternoon in search of this Furinkan High place and she still hadn't the slightest clue where it was.
As Ukiko continued to walk she noticed a small restaurant on the corner. Ukiko was starving, and it looked decent enough, so she waltzed up to the place to take a closer look.
"Ucchan's eh?" Ukiko said while looking up toward the restaurant banner. She walked in as the bell sounded another customer entering the restaurant and took a seat on one of the bar stools. A moment later a young woman with a bow in her hair walked out and greeted Ukiko with a smile. Oddly enough she had a spatula attached to her back, in a similar fashion to Ukiko's stick.
"Welcome to Ucchan's. The name's Ukyou, what can I get 'cha Hun'?" Ukyou replied grinning.
"Well, wadda' 'ya have?" Ukiko asked ever so effortlessly.
"That's easy. Okonomiyaki, best ya' can find around here." Ukyou simply stated while whipping out one of her mini-spatulas and preparing an okonomiyaki right before her eyes.
"Go ahead. Try it." Ukyou said pushing a plate towards Ukiko.
Ukiko poked at it a little then sniffed.
"Smells good.... Hmm." Ukiko grabbed a fork and took a bite. After a couple chews Ukiko's face grew the same expression of delight as when she had tried the ramen at the Nekohantan. (Excuse my spelling. Ehe.)
"It's delicious Ukyou!" Ukiko replied.
"Gee, thanks 'Hun, just for that it's on the house." Ukiko grinned.
"By the way..Dwo you know wher' sa' Fuwincan High schwool is?" Ukiko unsuccessfully tried to ask between bites.
"What's that?" Ukyou asked arching a brow.
"Do you know the way to Furinkan High?" Ukiko asked after swallowing.
Ukyou eyed Ukiko.
".. Ryouga?"
"Who's Ryouga?" Ukiko asked trying to snap Ukyou out of her gaze.
"Huh? Oh, N-no one. Yes, I know the way to Furinkan. I'm a student there. From here, just take a right and keep going strait. You should end up there eventually, but I don't understand why you'd want to go there at this time. School's already ou-"
"Thanks Ukyou! Bye!" But before Ukyou could finish, Ukiko was up and out the door.
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"Closed?! Why does it have to be closed!" Ukiko yelled while standing in front of the deserted Furinkan High.
The reason was quite obvious actually. It WAS six in the evening after all, and Ukyou had tried to tell her, but Ukiko was in such a rush that she didn't notice. Ukiko stomped her foot. It just wasn't fair. Why did something that seemed so simple have to be so difficult?
"This can't get any worse!!" Ukiko yelled.
Moments later, Ukiko felt something wet fall onto her nose.
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As Ukiko walked through the rain sulking miserably, she spotted an empty park bench ahead.
"I'll never reach first class now." Ukiko sighed as she plopped down onto the bench.
"Kami-Sama, won't you please just give me some kind of a sign to tell me I'm headed in the right direction?" Ukiko muttered while not in the least bit expecting anything to happen.
But to her surprise, a moment later Ukiko heard the most peculiar sound. It sounded a lot like something squealing. Ukiko looked down and spotted a little black pig wobbling past her. Ukiko's eyes widened. Besides, it wasn't every day that you could spot a little black pig stumbling through a park on a rainy day.
Ukiko stood up and approached the pig slowly. She reached down and picked it
Up, then eyed it a little.
"Strange pig you are." Ukiko said hugging the pig to her chest.
Seconds later the pig fell unconscious right in her arms and a stream of bloody red
stuff began to erupt from its nose.
"Aw, it fell asleep." Ukiko said to herself as she continued her search for Ranma Saotome.
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[" Suki-chan, I'm beginning to get really tired here. It's almost dark, and I'm definitely not going to roam around searching for this Ranma person with who knows how many crazy people lurking around. I know you know where this
Tendo place is. So, why can't you just send me there yourself?"] Ukiko telepathically stated.
["Fine. But this is the last time Ukiko. And will you quit calling me 'Suki-chan!'"]
["Gee, Thanks Suki-chan! I owe yah one!"] Ukiko happily replied, completely ignoring Etsuka's last statement.
As soon as Ukiko began to disappear from the spot she was in, the little black big still in her hands began to awake. It tried to scramble from her grasp, but the more the pig resisted the tighter Ukiko held the pig to her chest. Moments later the pig, once again fell unconscious, and they were gone.
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Authors Note: PHEW. Finished. Man, you know now that I've read over this chapter, it sure seems a lot shorter when you read it then when you're writing it. That's the thing about this business. It's all a trick. Eh, well, anyway..hoped you liked this chapter.I know it's probably not what you expected, but I am in a desperate need for any good ideas. So, if you have something. PLEASE TELL ME!. clears throat. Okay. That's all! I'm done! SIONARA! JA NE! ALOHA! CHAO!.. ah you get the idea..
-LittLe~tRiXta
A Goddess and a Half
By LittLe~TriXta
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story. They are the rightful creations
of Takaheshi Rumiko. I am writing this story for fun and definitely not for profit.
The only characters I own in this story are Ukiko and Etsuka.
Genre: Romance/Humor (If I can get it to seem the least bit funny.)
Authors Note: Thanks to those of you who reviewed.
Only thing left to do now is build a shrine.hmmm..^-^
*********************************************************************
Chapter Two:
It was a regular morning in Nerima for the students of Furinkan High,
especially for a pair of students in particular.
1.1 "Ranma! Slow down!" came the voice of a female in desperate pursuit of her male counterpart.
"Come on Akane! I'm already goin' as slow as I can!" Came the male reply.
"You call that slow!! You're practically having a spasm!!" Akane yelled ahead.
"Aw' chill out Akane! We're almost at school anyways! See-AHH!"
"Ranma take Shampoo to date!!" Shampoo said bouncing in on her bike.
"Aw-Not now Shampoo! I gotta' go to school." Ranma said scratching the back of his head.
"Ranma go to school later. Take Shampoo to date first."
"Yea Ranma, Your public awaits." Akane muttered with the usual jealous air sounding in her voice.
"W-wait, A-akane! Aw Come' on Akane! Come back! Shampoo! Not now."
"Ranma!!!! How dare you defy Akane!"
"Not today Ryouga. I 'aint in the mood."
"Ranma! Where have you hidden the beautasious Pigtailed Goddess? Unhand her
you fiend! Before thee is forced to take thy actions unto hand!"
"I 'aint got your damn horse-tailed goddess Kuno!"
"Ranma!"
"Oh Raaanmaa.."
"Ranchan!"
"Ranma take Shampoo to date!"
"ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
***************************************************************
It was half past noon and the sky was beginning to turn gray. Ukiko had been walking around all afternoon in search of this Furinkan High place and she still hadn't the slightest clue where it was.
As Ukiko continued to walk she noticed a small restaurant on the corner. Ukiko was starving, and it looked decent enough, so she waltzed up to the place to take a closer look.
"Ucchan's eh?" Ukiko said while looking up toward the restaurant banner. She walked in as the bell sounded another customer entering the restaurant and took a seat on one of the bar stools. A moment later a young woman with a bow in her hair walked out and greeted Ukiko with a smile. Oddly enough she had a spatula attached to her back, in a similar fashion to Ukiko's stick.
"Welcome to Ucchan's. The name's Ukyou, what can I get 'cha Hun'?" Ukyou replied grinning.
"Well, wadda' 'ya have?" Ukiko asked ever so effortlessly.
"That's easy. Okonomiyaki, best ya' can find around here." Ukyou simply stated while whipping out one of her mini-spatulas and preparing an okonomiyaki right before her eyes.
"Go ahead. Try it." Ukyou said pushing a plate towards Ukiko.
Ukiko poked at it a little then sniffed.
"Smells good.... Hmm." Ukiko grabbed a fork and took a bite. After a couple chews Ukiko's face grew the same expression of delight as when she had tried the ramen at the Nekohantan. (Excuse my spelling. Ehe.)
"It's delicious Ukyou!" Ukiko replied.
"Gee, thanks 'Hun, just for that it's on the house." Ukiko grinned.
"By the way..Dwo you know wher' sa' Fuwincan High schwool is?" Ukiko unsuccessfully tried to ask between bites.
"What's that?" Ukyou asked arching a brow.
"Do you know the way to Furinkan High?" Ukiko asked after swallowing.
Ukyou eyed Ukiko.
".. Ryouga?"
"Who's Ryouga?" Ukiko asked trying to snap Ukyou out of her gaze.
"Huh? Oh, N-no one. Yes, I know the way to Furinkan. I'm a student there. From here, just take a right and keep going strait. You should end up there eventually, but I don't understand why you'd want to go there at this time. School's already ou-"
"Thanks Ukyou! Bye!" But before Ukyou could finish, Ukiko was up and out the door.
***************************************************************
"Closed?! Why does it have to be closed!" Ukiko yelled while standing in front of the deserted Furinkan High.
The reason was quite obvious actually. It WAS six in the evening after all, and Ukyou had tried to tell her, but Ukiko was in such a rush that she didn't notice. Ukiko stomped her foot. It just wasn't fair. Why did something that seemed so simple have to be so difficult?
"This can't get any worse!!" Ukiko yelled.
Moments later, Ukiko felt something wet fall onto her nose.
***************************************************************
As Ukiko walked through the rain sulking miserably, she spotted an empty park bench ahead.
"I'll never reach first class now." Ukiko sighed as she plopped down onto the bench.
"Kami-Sama, won't you please just give me some kind of a sign to tell me I'm headed in the right direction?" Ukiko muttered while not in the least bit expecting anything to happen.
But to her surprise, a moment later Ukiko heard the most peculiar sound. It sounded a lot like something squealing. Ukiko looked down and spotted a little black pig wobbling past her. Ukiko's eyes widened. Besides, it wasn't every day that you could spot a little black pig stumbling through a park on a rainy day.
Ukiko stood up and approached the pig slowly. She reached down and picked it
Up, then eyed it a little.
"Strange pig you are." Ukiko said hugging the pig to her chest.
Seconds later the pig fell unconscious right in her arms and a stream of bloody red
stuff began to erupt from its nose.
"Aw, it fell asleep." Ukiko said to herself as she continued her search for Ranma Saotome.
***************************************************************
[" Suki-chan, I'm beginning to get really tired here. It's almost dark, and I'm definitely not going to roam around searching for this Ranma person with who knows how many crazy people lurking around. I know you know where this
Tendo place is. So, why can't you just send me there yourself?"] Ukiko telepathically stated.
["Fine. But this is the last time Ukiko. And will you quit calling me 'Suki-chan!'"]
["Gee, Thanks Suki-chan! I owe yah one!"] Ukiko happily replied, completely ignoring Etsuka's last statement.
As soon as Ukiko began to disappear from the spot she was in, the little black big still in her hands began to awake. It tried to scramble from her grasp, but the more the pig resisted the tighter Ukiko held the pig to her chest. Moments later the pig, once again fell unconscious, and they were gone.
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Authors Note: PHEW. Finished. Man, you know now that I've read over this chapter, it sure seems a lot shorter when you read it then when you're writing it. That's the thing about this business. It's all a trick. Eh, well, anyway..hoped you liked this chapter.I know it's probably not what you expected, but I am in a desperate need for any good ideas. So, if you have something. PLEASE TELL ME!. clears throat. Okay. That's all! I'm done! SIONARA! JA NE! ALOHA! CHAO!.. ah you get the idea..
-LittLe~tRiXta
