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Beware
By Areku
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Beware of sleeping child.

Upon awakening may become violent.

Limitless possibilities exist of actions against you.

So tuck me in. Hold my hand. And I'll slowly fade into sleep. There I can behold beautiful dreams of happier days.

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Beware of lost children.

When disturbed, child may react violently.

If necessary to alert child of your presence be sure there are no power lines in the vicinity.

Take me home. Take care of me. Then I'll do the same for you. For the short days of my existence, I will remain with you.

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Beware of white haird men.

When provoked, it can be assumed you are as good as dead.

If attacked, be aware of long sharp sword held in his right hand.

Will you come with me? Don't worry I won't send you away. Instead I'll put my life out, so you can be happy. If you will be happy here.

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Beware of black haird beauty.

When you have come too close, or are too attached, to said beauty, she may die.

Avoid heartache at all costs.

Love me, for our days are short and few. I want to stay with you, really I do. I am not the one who rips us apart.

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Beware retired military man

Said man has suffered from above sleeping child, and above black haird beauty.

If gotten close to he is armed with all possible weapons from surrounding area. The possibility of your death depends on where he is approached.

Hey I'm a nice guy. Don't talk about me like that. I didn't ask for those situations. I didn't want them they came to me. They flung themselves at me. Now I'm the one who is alone.

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Beware the four-leaf clover

Don't be fooled by her innocent look. She is the cause of more deaths than you know.

If you are trying to exploit her abilities beware she is resourceful. There is no possibility you will come back alive.

When approached normally, her reaction is unsure. When threatened her actions are untested. This is due to no one living to threaten her. Expect any and every reaction when you approach her.

Do NOT get close to this being. Avoid at ALL costs.

Please don't leave me alone. I'm tired of being alone. I don't like it. Please, I want happiness. I will be happy in only you stay with me.


Avoid all of these whenever possible.




AN I don't know what I was thinking so don't ask. Just one thing, did you like it?

Disclaimer, Clover is owned by CLAMP. Most beware signs are the property of the witty person who thought them up, wrote them out, and decided to make a profit. This fic is mine. I didn't take the idea from anyone else, so don't take it from me.