pbI don't own Invader Zim, or the song Honey I'm Home. If I did, I
would use their collective influence to take over a small part of Canada
and fill it with Jello. Well, anyway, this is just an insane little idea I
got from Nightshade and Wednesday, my two little muses./B
pDad's car won't start-it's falling apart
pI was late for class and the teacher got smart
pMy skull pendant's lost-do you know how much that cost?
pMy hair went flat- man I hate that.
p
pJust when I thought nothing else could ruin my day
pI realized I forgot my GameSlave
pWith all this stress-I must confess
pThis could be worse than PMS.
p
pSome day the whole world will pay!
pCan't wait 'til the end of the day
pDib, I'm on my way
pHey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
p
pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day
pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way
pRub my feet, gimme something to eat
pFix me up my favorite treat
pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me
pI need to relax and watch TV
pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone
pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!
p
pI broke a nail opening the mail
pI swore out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
p "Real Life" is a pain-it's so mundane
pIt sure don't stimulate my brain
p
pSome day the whole world will pay!
pCan't wait 'til the end of the day
pDib, I'm on my way
pHey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
p
pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day
pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way
pRub my feet, gimme something to eat
pFix me up my favorite treat
pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me
pI need to relax and watch TV
pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone
pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!
p
pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day
pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way
pRub my feet, gimme something to eat
pFix me up my favorite treat
pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me
pI need to relax and watch TV
pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone
pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!
pDad's car won't start-it's falling apart
pI was late for class and the teacher got smart
pMy skull pendant's lost-do you know how much that cost?
pMy hair went flat- man I hate that.
p
pJust when I thought nothing else could ruin my day
pI realized I forgot my GameSlave
pWith all this stress-I must confess
pThis could be worse than PMS.
p
pSome day the whole world will pay!
pCan't wait 'til the end of the day
pDib, I'm on my way
pHey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
p
pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day
pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way
pRub my feet, gimme something to eat
pFix me up my favorite treat
pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me
pI need to relax and watch TV
pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone
pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!
p
pI broke a nail opening the mail
pI swore out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
p "Real Life" is a pain-it's so mundane
pIt sure don't stimulate my brain
p
pSome day the whole world will pay!
pCan't wait 'til the end of the day
pDib, I'm on my way
pHey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
p
pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day
pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way
pRub my feet, gimme something to eat
pFix me up my favorite treat
pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me
pI need to relax and watch TV
pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone
pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!
p
pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day
pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way
pRub my feet, gimme something to eat
pFix me up my favorite treat
pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me
pI need to relax and watch TV
pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone
pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!
