pbI don't own Invader Zim, or the song Honey I'm Home. If I did, I would use their collective influence to take over a small part of Canada and fill it with Jello. Well, anyway, this is just an insane little idea I got from Nightshade and Wednesday, my two little muses./B

pDad's car won't start-it's falling apart

pI was late for class and the teacher got smart

pMy skull pendant's lost-do you know how much that cost?

pMy hair went flat- man I hate that.

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pJust when I thought nothing else could ruin my day

pI realized I forgot my GameSlave

pWith all this stress-I must confess

pThis could be worse than PMS.

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pSome day the whole world will pay!

pCan't wait 'til the end of the day

pDib, I'm on my way

pHey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

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pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day

pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way

pRub my feet, gimme something to eat

pFix me up my favorite treat

pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me

pI need to relax and watch TV

pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone

pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!

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pI broke a nail opening the mail

pI swore out loud 'cause it hurt like hell

p "Real Life" is a pain-it's so mundane

pIt sure don't stimulate my brain

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pSome day the whole world will pay!

pCan't wait 'til the end of the day

pDib, I'm on my way

pHey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

p

pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day

pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way

pRub my feet, gimme something to eat

pFix me up my favorite treat

pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me

pI need to relax and watch TV

pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone

pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!

p

pDib, I'm home and I had a hard day

pGet me my GameSlave and oh, by the way

pRub my feet, gimme something to eat

pFix me up my favorite treat

pDib, I'm back, my head's killing me

pI need to relax and watch TV

pGet off the phone-give the dog a bone

pHey! Hey! Dib, I'm home!