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Beware
By Areku
Part Two
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Beware of all those extra characters running around.
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Beware of the child who's name is the first letter of the alphabet.
He is a danger to all.
When trying to avoid this child it is simplest to just avoid anyone he loves.
If he becomes jealous of you he will kill you. So please avoid.
Always together, you and I, no matter what. You can't ignore it. We can only understand each other. So you better love me best, more than anyone else in this whole world.
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Beware of the child robin hood.
When you trespass in his territory he will have his minions capture you. If you do not want to be captured, questioned, and possibly locked away for all eternity, watch out.
If you are captured by them it is easiest to get released if you have a good record. A good record could mean anything from helping old ladies cross the street to not hitting your siblings. So if you choose to enter their territory be sure to have a back pocket full of good deeds.
Why are you here? Where are you going? Why didn't you attack? How did you know?
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Beware of Scary goggle people.
These come in many different shapes and sizes, but all of them wear some sort of eye covering.
Avoid them because they are extremely scary.
They are always armed. If you are not prepared they may take you by surprise and disable you, or worse.
But be aware, if you are well armed and prepared they are very easy to kill.
...We are minions it is not our place to talk...
*****
Beware of the high council.
They have a homicidal bent.
Those that they can not control or use must be destroyed.
They are the only ones who may have power, if you stand in the way of this prepare to die.
Grrrrr. The Clover has broken her promise to us.
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Beware of old cranky ladies.
Many of them are very powerful wizards.
It is impossible to tell the average old granny from the dangerous kook
Do not become indebted to one of these ladies. If you do, they will send you on a life threateningly dangerous mission.
"When I ask you a favor in the future you will accept without question."
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Beware of the chairman of the high council.
Especially if you're talking to him on the phone. He's not good at warning people ahead of time about dangerous persons out to kill you.
You could die before he gets around to warning you.
Be aware of this possibility if you find it necessary to talk to him
Oh, A paid you a visit??
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Although not as dangerous as those mentioned in the first section. It is still preferable to avoid all of these.
AN This is for all the people who said the story was too short. ^_^ Your reviews have inspired me to write more. ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
I know it was hard to tell from my last part, but I think Clover is the most beautiful piece done by CLAMP. I don't mean any of this to be a mock of the series. This was written for humors sake, and, well, there isn't much out there for Clover.
Oh yeah, ummmm on that Xiaomao bit up there. Please don't kill me!!! I guess I kinda killed Sage Shuu too...gomene
Disclaimer, *sigh* I own my story, if this could be considered a story. CLAMP owns everything else.
Beware
By Areku
Part Two
________
Beware of all those extra characters running around.
***
Beware of the child who's name is the first letter of the alphabet.
He is a danger to all.
When trying to avoid this child it is simplest to just avoid anyone he loves.
If he becomes jealous of you he will kill you. So please avoid.
Always together, you and I, no matter what. You can't ignore it. We can only understand each other. So you better love me best, more than anyone else in this whole world.
_
Beware of the child robin hood.
When you trespass in his territory he will have his minions capture you. If you do not want to be captured, questioned, and possibly locked away for all eternity, watch out.
If you are captured by them it is easiest to get released if you have a good record. A good record could mean anything from helping old ladies cross the street to not hitting your siblings. So if you choose to enter their territory be sure to have a back pocket full of good deeds.
Why are you here? Where are you going? Why didn't you attack? How did you know?
_
Beware of Scary goggle people.
These come in many different shapes and sizes, but all of them wear some sort of eye covering.
Avoid them because they are extremely scary.
They are always armed. If you are not prepared they may take you by surprise and disable you, or worse.
But be aware, if you are well armed and prepared they are very easy to kill.
...We are minions it is not our place to talk...
*****
Beware of the high council.
They have a homicidal bent.
Those that they can not control or use must be destroyed.
They are the only ones who may have power, if you stand in the way of this prepare to die.
Grrrrr. The Clover has broken her promise to us.
*
Beware of old cranky ladies.
Many of them are very powerful wizards.
It is impossible to tell the average old granny from the dangerous kook
Do not become indebted to one of these ladies. If you do, they will send you on a life threateningly dangerous mission.
"When I ask you a favor in the future you will accept without question."
*
Beware of the chairman of the high council.
Especially if you're talking to him on the phone. He's not good at warning people ahead of time about dangerous persons out to kill you.
You could die before he gets around to warning you.
Be aware of this possibility if you find it necessary to talk to him
Oh, A paid you a visit??
* * * *
Although not as dangerous as those mentioned in the first section. It is still preferable to avoid all of these.
AN This is for all the people who said the story was too short. ^_^ Your reviews have inspired me to write more. ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^
I know it was hard to tell from my last part, but I think Clover is the most beautiful piece done by CLAMP. I don't mean any of this to be a mock of the series. This was written for humors sake, and, well, there isn't much out there for Clover.
Oh yeah, ummmm on that Xiaomao bit up there. Please don't kill me!!! I guess I kinda killed Sage Shuu too...gomene
Disclaimer, *sigh* I own my story, if this could be considered a story. CLAMP owns everything else.
