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Beware
By Areku
part three
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Beware of all those cute little fuzzy critters in Clover.


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Beware of Birds

They are not so great a threat, because they are locked away.

Be sure not to enter the cage, or release them. Then you will be safe.

If you purchase one for your lover, the death of said lover must be expected.

I don't want to be here. I don't like it.

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Beware of Bunnies and other auto dolls

These creatures tend to populate warehouses where clovers are kept.

Their purpose is to protect, but beware, do not harm the object they are defending. If you do, be aware that these creatures will attack you.

It's time for tea.

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Beware of Cats, copied and otherwise.

They have a way of showing up when you are in the most inconvenient position.

Everyone likes them. Beware of being part of the crowd.

And don't...ummmm...well...actually I'm not to sure this one is harmful. Let's see what he has to say for himself-

MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW

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Beware of the White Leopard.

If you are a member of the same sex he is especially dangerous.

Beware of odd love/hate relationships, they can be particularly messy to deal with. Especially when on escort missions. That is why he must be avoided.

Even when you think you are on intimate terms with him, beware, sudden unpredictable violent actions are the norm with him.

AVOID CONFLICT WITH SAID LEOPARD

May I ask why I am the only human in this chapter? Why wasn't I placed next to Prince? I'll get the rest of him to go with his hand. So don't bother trying to prevent it.

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The mechanical side of Clover



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Beware of Radios

They are always on.

They never change stations.

They always play the same song.

If you listen too long you may go insane, because of the continual repetition of the first four lines of the song always played.

...fuzz...
I want happiness
I seek happiness
To cause your happiness
To be your happiness
...fuzz...

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Beware of mass transportation systems.

In other words, flying fish.

While on flying fish you will be subject to listen to the radio, the radio playing that song. If you dislike that song you may be in extreme discomfort for the entire trip.

If you choose to use such a method of transport, please be aware that your worst enemy will be waiting for you at the exit.

...Take me
To a true Elsewhere
Please take me to happiness...

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Beware of telephones and other similar machines.

They tend not to work when you want them too, especially when you want them to.

If your telephone refuses to work, it is possible, and extremely likely, that there is a four-leaf-clover in the vicinity.

Because actions against four-leaf-clovers are hazardous, and life threatening you better just put off calling whoever it is you wanted to call.

fizzzzzzzzzz
fizzzzzzz
fizzzzz
fizzz
fizz

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Beware of Hotels

Yes even the expensive ones.

No matter which one you stay at you will be attacked by goggle men at the most inconvenient time.

CRASH

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Beware of Fairies

Especially the giant statue ones.

They tend to fall down at the most inconvenient moments.

Either you or your lover will be killed when protecting the other from such a fairy.

My first thought
And my last wish
A promised land where fairies wait
With room just enough for two.

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Beware of Clovers

They are everywhere.

Everywhere you turn...

Everywhere you look...

Not only do they decorate every other page, but

Everyone is a clover.

There is no escaping them whatever you do.

Running, hiding, does not work, because they are everywhere.

Death to all is certain.

Oh no! There they are!

help, Help, HELP

I want happiness

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AN I am officially out of ideas for this fic now.

Please tell me what you think, via review or email. Oh yeah, my email is Areku_kun@yahoo.com.

Disclaimer, I own my story. CLAMP owns their story. In other words, no, I do not own Clover. But don't sue me please, if you do I'll have to declare bankruptcy.