And now for something completely different.
Y'all know the drill, I don't own it and you know I don't own it, yada yada yada.
Dumbledore: All you viewers get a once in a lifetime chance to see the first ever "Cooking with Harry." You all know that the Harry I'm talking about is the famous Harry Potter. Now coming to you live from Hogwarts "Cooking with Harry." (In walks Harry)
Harry: Thank you, as you all must know there must be someone handy to eat the scrumeous food I prepare so I brought my friends Ron and Hermione (Ron and Hermione walk on-stage). Lets get this food made!
Dumbledore: Harry we decided you need an adult supervisor so welcome your co-star, Professor Snape.
Snape: (very evil look on his face) Welcome to "Cooking with Harry."
Harry: *ticked off* Dumbledore said we would be making Harry a'la Mode. Hmmm this is way too easy. I'll make some biscuits as well. (Harry zaps in cookie (biscuit) and hairy ice cream) There all done, lets go guys. (Harry, Hermione and Ron start to walk out)
Snape: (grabs the trio and chains them to the wall) You didn't understand. Dumbledore said Harry (points to Harry) a'la Mode not ice cream with hair. (Snape unchains Harry and dumps him in a vat)
Harry: HELPPPPPP!!!!!!! SAVE ME!!! ITS BOILINGGGGG!!!!!!!!
Hermione: Not Harry!!!!
Ron: You cannibal!!!!
Snape: I want anyone near here shot. Okay, take the Harry and dip it in a vat of boiling fat with some doughnut dough. Leave it in for 3 minutes. Then place it on a plate put ice cream on the top and voila Harry a'la Mode! Lets see Miss Granger I believe you wanted the first dish?
Hermione: No no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!!!! (Snape un-chains Hermione and sticks her head by the vat)
Snape: Come on now, open wide. Yum yum!
Dumbledore: (rushing in with Mdm. Pomfrey) Snape stop!
Snape: I just jus' havin' some fun.
Mdm. Pomfrey: No more fun. (Puts Harry back to normal)
Ron: I need some help here, get me out. Hey pay some attention to me!
(Snape turns back into Voldemort, apparently he was using the Poly-Juice Potion)
Voldemort: *high pitched cackle* (but his voice cracks) Aw shoot! (kills everyone)
Voice-over: We have to cut this show short, sorry.
I wrote this a while ago. I made some revisions, buts its still a bit bad. r/r please! Yeah I know its short, but live with it.
