Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Conker shit so don't sue me…k

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Conker shit so don't sue me…k? Good!

Ok, last weekend…*thinking really hard*…..10-06-01 I asked a friend over to go see a movie but that's not the point. After the movie we played Conker's BFD. We played the raptor game, we both were raptors. Oh I forgot my friend's name is Erin…known as DixieGoddess in fan fiction terms, you should read some of her stories, they are funny! But anyways back to MY story. So we created names for the Ugabugas like the crossbow Ugabuga is called asshole and the bone Ugabuga is a fucker (no weapon), the ones with knives are bitches, the one that goes after the egg is a damn, and when he gets the egg he's a damn it. We also created names for the eggs and the baby dino. The baby's name was Shit and the eggs where, Pimp (far left), Slut (middle) Hoe (far right) also known as Brittany…its an inside joke. So instead of writing Erin said or I said, I'm just going to use like hyphens…k? So when you see a DG that means Erin said it…if ya see a PD that means I said it…got it? Good! This isn't the first chapter; this is just to inform you about what is going to happen and I gave you people some background. Be happy! Or my friend's purple flesh eating llamas will get ya! * Dr. Evil look* Muwhahahahahahahaah….sorry getting alittle freaky there. That happens sometimes, that's just me. Ok well I think I should get to the story now, or maybe I should just keep chatting bout how I'm evil and insane. Well anyways, ok well now that my mom got me off track let me think…*grr*…ok now I remember, there will be no Starbucks coffee in this story..Sorry to all you cafinated people, but there just isn't a place to fit it in, well maybe, I'll see what I can do. Well now that you read this you all are probably dumber than before, but hey what the hell do I know? So read the next chapter which is really the first chapter………whatever………what are you waiting for?….Didn't I say go read the next chapter? Stop following me……leave me alone! …….ahahahahahaha!