Disclaimer: same shit as before, inless you didn't read but y would you

Disclaimer: same shit as before, inless you didn't read but y would you? Oh well I'll shut up now…..*Walks off in to the distance and disappears into the sunset*

Author thingy: k so this is MY story, yes you heard right it's all mine *same Dr. Evil look as before* Muwahahahahahaha!

K well unlike my friend Erin I don't have imaginary friends so don't expect anything like that. Got it? Good!

Oh and don't forget DG (short for DixieGoddess) stands for things Erin said, and PD (short for Panda) stands for things Amanda said.

K well on with the story get reading! Thanks to for reading this…oh god I'm pathetic.

Fecked Up For Awhile

It all started simple enough just two good friends playing Conker's BFD (thank god that Erin remembered her controller this time).

PD: man I want to play Conker's BFD, lets play the raptor game.

DG: Ok this time I want to be a bastered, (oh I forgot to tell you the raptors are called Bastereds).

PD: Ok this time I'll be an Uga buga and I'll kill the other cave men. (So after a while I just killed myself a couple times and I turned into a cave man with a crossbow).

PD: Damn I'm an asshole.

DG: lol. Really?!, (being funny)

After a few times of killing other cave men and running from DG's raptor friend trying not to get killed, sadly I like failed a couple times, I finally decided I to would like to try and be a bastered.

We started out innocently enough but after a few kills we got alittle…well lets just say we got pretty weird. We gave all the Uga Bugas names, the baby dino and the eggs, (shown on the first page enless you were rude enough to just skip it!)

DG: Damn I got shot on my asshole.

PD: That's why they are called assholes.

DG: Oh, now I know. lol

PD: Shit (I got hit by an Uga Buga)

DG: No shit is at home.

PD: Oh yeah my bad.

After a few kills… well make that like one or two kills cause we had like all the Uga Bugas after us and they were Einsteins. So we just stayed in the nest, (our little hellhole). I (PD) kept running up to the top of the nest part by the bombs hoping not to get hit, while Erin (DG) ran around getting hit, I jumped down trying to safe her, I did like once and failed a lot. But like every time I got hit I'ld yell shit, (notice that my mom was out shopping so I could yell anything I wanted) Erin would say, it's always Shit's fault, isn't it? Making fun of me in a friendly way.

PD: yes it is!

DG: Yep it's always our little hell messenger's fault.

Both blab out laughing

Once an Uga Buga came and took our egg! And it was Pimp! He stole Pimp, he just can't do that! So we were yelling to each other that that damn it stole Pimp! It was pretty funny, but you would have had to of been there. Finally one of use killed him, after escaping the other little demons.

Once a damn it fried our egg when Erin was just seconds behind. She look at the egg and jumped in the frying pan, (I think it was funny and don't worry it was only Slut so it wasn't that bad).

Author's notes again: Aren't you happy? NO! What I worked hard on this and you don't like it? Oh well that's nice, well I really don't care to much, but still it's my work, if ya want to read more about our lets say happy night then just review and I'll write more, if not then I won't continue, and the best hasn't even started. So ya should review, or my friends purple flesh-eating llamas will get you! They will I tell ya! * To very strong guys carry PD off the computer in a straight jacket* I'll be back I swear I'll be b.a..c..k!