Disclaimer: Look I don't own shit! Well except for my new computer, yes my very own computer. It's an early b-day present, but it was a gift from my great uncle. But hey lets get on to the story.
Hey Hoe
Blame Canada! Sorry it's a song I like, but don't blame me! Shut your fuckin face! Hahahaha god I love that song…….opps ok for the story.
Sup? Ok this is another insane chapter, and most likely last too, but why would you care? Ok so after DG was done with her killing rampage and after I was done playing we like watched TV then went to bed. Isn't that exciting? That was the day DG left…boohoo. HA! The next weekend was a time for Conker's BFD (well what time isn't a Conker's BFD day?). We played till like……well it was a long time. But to let you people know (who ever reads this) that I say stuff backwards sometimes and other stuff like really dumb, but I don't have a disease or sumthin it just happens but anyways so if ya see like cave the killmen don't freak you read it right. Oh and Tiff a different friend who was over that weekend. She's one of my best friends out of two and you guessed it DG is my other best friend, Tiff is known by all is mushroom so if ya see mushroom it's just Tiff. Oh and sumthin I hate about mushroom is that she hits you really hard if ya swear so I had a couple black and blue marks after the fist couple deaths in raptor. But we were the raptors and Tiff not at all being like DG (DG insane) Tiff actually was a little smarter, if possible, and she-it-thing-him-Mr. America! Wutever you want to call it, stayed at the hell hole and waited for the little shits, while I was a well staying back and watching from the top of the entrance. When they finally got passed they came to me. So I started catching them when they jumped (heehee I'm a brain ain't I?) and I told mushroom lets cave the killmen, but I meant lets kill the cavemen this way. So now whenever you stay on the top of the entrance and you catch the assholes in your mouth when they jump you can say you caved a killmen, like mushroom always says now. Oh and not to get out of the subject but I just want to say if my cousin is as old as I think he is…..then I don't know how old he is (for DG). Have you ever played beach with the little squirrels on Einstein and you are the bears? We have and it's not too easy but funny as hell. Mushroom and I have like code names for the places in the areas, and we are just shouting out like, look there's one on the patch or on the green (it was funny)Tiff being really nice was a sniper! (She hits them but misses a lot) so I used my fav. weapon the buzz-buzz (bazooka) to kill the frenchy freaks. I turned them into frenchy french fries! Heehee I'm evil, *Dr. Evil look* Muwahahahahahahaha! Mushroom though is not really fun I mean god I can't swear or I'll get smacked wut fun is that? But I can use Tiff to my advantage, like the one time DG was in the same chat room as me and we were in a fight. Well tiff was at my house and watching, and DG was on fire, there were swears flying everywhere and after the fight (with someone else not use against each other) I told DG that tiff is behind me. Hahahaha, the next day at school was not a nice one, well not for DG! Opps got off the subject again, my bad, well hell with it. Back to the story! Ummm well like there's not much left, but I have a few things to say. Tiff I need to ask you a question…do you have a problem you need to work out by yourself? And DG is this plugged in? Oh and DG I hope you like this story I wrote it for you, and I say the carrots shall rise once again and kill all the pickles! Go carrots! GO PIMP! Well no author notes I guess but I'll try to write more stories and finish the ones I forgot about, but who ever reads this I need to ask you a favor, please! Will ya please please please read the after math? It's my matrix fic. I finished it along time ago but no one ever reviewed the last chapter, I feel bad I mean sure it sucks it was my first fic. But please tell me if it's worth the space that it took up, thanks. Even you assholes that don't read it thanks for being yourself! Sorry I can turn evil but I'm really practically a pacifist, inless you say sumthin bad about DG!!!! I will shove your god damn ugly fuckin face so far down your throat you can say hi to your fuckin lungs!!!! Just a reminder for Jordon I'm not afraid of getting kicked out of the skate ring for painting the pavement red!!!!! Oops sorry, but umm like I gotta go, bye ya all, oh and my neon blue radioactive sheep are fine incase anyone wonders, bye……
