3C4FS

3C4FS

Part Sux – I mean Six

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To the infinite horror of the senshi, they were trapped in the Children's Corner of the Basil Anthony Moreau Buda Public Library. Usagi was wailing hysterically, Setsuna was smoking weed, Rei was meditating, Ami was possessed by an evil librarian's ghost, Hotaru wasn't there, and Haruka and Michiru had managed to get themselves wrapped up in the same blob of mildew and were thoroughly enjoying themselves.

"Ewwwwww, gross!" shrieked Makoto. Suddenly, a large cracking noise was heard and Frieza dropped through the ceiling.

"Woohoo!" yelled DBZ-Boy enthusiastically, waving a large sign emblazoned with 'Support Duo Maxwell' and shoveling popcorn into his mouth.

"You damn fool!" Rei yelled madly as she was jerked unceremoniously from her meditation. "Untie us!" DBZ-Boy looked on in amusement.

"Stupid weakling monkeys!" bellowed Frieza angrily. "I'll kill you and your damn circus, too!" Lib-chan whirled around and eyed him suspiciously.

"I'd like to see you try," she noted sarcastically. "Mwahahahaha!" Frieza turned an interesting shade of pink and threw a large ball of ki energy at her.

"Dumb saiyin! I'll kill all of you, you stupid circus monkeys!" He roared impressively, and Makoto eyed him speculatively.

"You look like sempai," she said demurely, and Frieza paused in his outrage to give her a strange look.

"Argggghhh!" yelled Super Saiyin Goku and dropped through a second hole in the ceiling.

"Argggghhh!" yelled Super Saiyin Vegeta and dropped through a third hole in the ceiling.

"Damn stupid circus monkeys!" bellowed Frieza. "I'll rip you and you're damn gravity-defying hair to pieces!"

"Out!" shrieked Lib-chan. "You stupid kids, ripping holes in my precious library ceiling and crushing books beneath your useless, hairy feet! Get out!"

Vegeta, Goku, and Frieza took one look at the ugly old librarian that Ami had mutated into and ran for their lives, shrieking like little girls. Lib-chan cackled madly and returned to the Senshi.

Only to find that they had all managed to escape their bonds of mildew and were standing, henshined, in a circle around her. Except for Haruka and Michiru, that is, who had rolled into the bathroom and were still enjoying themselves immensely.

"Evil Spirits, disperse!" Rei intoned in a solemn manner, and Lib-chan began to shriek in pain.

"Oww!!! Nooo!!! NOOOOOO!!!" She screamed, clawing at her face as she withered to the floor and collapsed.

"We've defeated Lib-chan!" Minako said happily, twirling a strand of her hair and popping bubble gum.

"Um, no you didn't." said Lib-chan, and the Senshi did a double take.

"But you're dead." Usagi pointed at the crumpled figure on the library floor.

"In all accounts, I should be, but I'm really not." Lib-chan shrugged. "Oh well!" She leveled her can of Insta-Mildew at the Senshi and prepared to aim…

~*~COMMERCIAL BREAK!~*~

Ranma: Have YOU been to the Cat Café lately?

Akane: What's the Cat Café?

Ranma: Why, it's the best place to get ramen this side of Nerima!

Akane: Is it really that good?

Shampoo: Yes yes, ramen very good Cat Café! Husband say come to Cat Café!

Ranma: I'm not your husband!

Shampoo: Husband not know what he saying. See you at Cat Café!

~*~END COMMERCIAL BREAK!~*~

"Prepare to die, Senshi, as I give you my obligatory Final Speech!" Lib-chan cackled, waving her Insta-Mildew can around threateningly.

"Nooooo!" wailed Usagi in despair.

"I'm going to tie all of you up in mildew again!" cackled Lib-chan. "And then I'm going to tie you to TRAIN TRACKS, a la old, black and white silent movies! Then I shall cackle madly and watch as you scream helplessly and are run over by TRAIN!"

A large van of people rolled by, singing, "Now that she's back in the atmosphere, with drops of Jupiter in her hair, hey heeeey hey…"

Lib-chan blinked. "NO!" She screamed. "Contemporary music! AGGGHHH!!!" And she promptly died.

"Well, that was easy." Ami said as she stood up, leaving the crumpled ghost of Lib-chan lying dejectedly on the floor. "Anybody have any Spam?"

"I've got some." Minako offered, and the Senshi sat down to a nice meal of Spam.

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A/N: A bit short, but ah well. Sorry I've been long to update it, writer's block can hit the best of us. *shrug* I don't see an end to this in the near future - this is NOT the end - so keep looking for updates! Until next time!

~Melody-chan. Ping!