I'm back
I'm back! Oh stop your groaning!

Anyway, here's what happened last time:

(Flashback)

Will you be my boyfriend?"

Everyone stopped and waited for an answer.

"Well…" Ash started. He looked at Pikachu. "You did save Pikachu…"

Tink nodded evilly. "Yes, and it's only right that you do my favor in return."

Please don't! I silently begged him as hard as I could.

Please don't Ash! Please!

Ages will change. So here we are!

Life without you

~ Part 3; He hates me, he hates me not…~

(STILL Misty's POV)

Please Ash! Please don't say yes!

I looked at Satoshi with hopeful eyes. Satoshi just ignored me and looked down.

That's not a good sign.

"Well…" Ash started, all the attention moved on him.

"Yes?" Tink moved forward seductively.

"I really think I'm kind of young though," YES! GO ASH! GO ASH! "Maybe when I'm older…" NO YOU IDIOT!

Tink's face reddened. In anger or embarrassment? I'm not sure.

"What do you mean, 'wait till later'?" HE MEANS NEVER YOU OLD HAG!

"Well, I mean when I'm older maybe… 'Cause I have to concentrate on being the worlds best pokemon master! And I don't have time for girls!"

"YES WHOO! GO ASH! TELL HER!" I cheered, rather loudly… enough to make Satoshi hold his ears and glare. I stopped and chuckled nervously. Satoshi rolled his eyes and went back to the scene before us.

"No one has ever been able to NOT go out with me." She growled dangerously.

Ash sweat-dropped, deciding this wasn't the best place to be. "Yea, well, I guess I'm the first, bye!"

He quickly grabbed Pikachu and ran out the door quickly thanking her for saving Pikachu. (Who by the way was sleeping through this whole thing)

As the scene faded, I was grinning wildly.

"Finally Tink got what she deserved!" Satoshi just shrugged.

"So where to next?"

"Well, let's see, there are still some minor things, I don't think their too important, in fact, I think I'll tell you when you are about to make you're decision."

I just shrugged. Who cares about the minor stuff. It would probably be about how Ash was much happier without me, I mean, that is what he said, right?

"You'll see, and like I said before, he doesn't hate you!"

"WILL YOU STOP READING MY MIND?!"

Satoshi coward in fear (yeah! He better be scared!). He backed away from me and held his hands up. He started to stutter. "I – I wasn't reading your mind! I was reading your face!"

"So tell me what I was thinking about!" He is SO dead!

"Uh…. What he said before?" he? Oh! Ash! What a minute, how did he know…

"GRRR!" I raised my mallet above my head. (Mallets: don't leave home without 'em!)

"ANGELS CAN'T LIE!" He screamed covering his head in a vain attempt to protect himself. Not that it would've helped or anything, I mean, if he wants a few broken fingers so he can't snap places, I mean, hey, it's his choice!

I stopped from clobbering his sorry head and narrowed my eyes at him. Unfortunatly, he was right. Angels are sent from God, and God doesn't lie, so,

"I suppose I'll let you go this once. But STOP READING MY MIND! KAPEESH?!"

"I wasn't reading your min-"

"JUST STOP!"

"See like right now I can tell that you're very angry at me."

I glared. I glared hard. He is SOOOO lucky he's an angel!

He just stood there giving me this goofy grin.

I eyed that goofy grin. There was something familiar about that annoying goofy grin. What is it?

I gave up and sighed, throwing my hands in the air. "Just tell me where we're going next."

"Togepi, just in general, I don't know the time, it's just the general idea."

"Okay. Let's get this over with."

One again, he snapped his fingers that were so close to being broken.

~

There was that annoying flash again. I'm telling you! One of these days I'm going to go blind!

Hey! There's Brock, Ash, Pikachu, and, where's Togepi?

"Where's Togepi?" I asked

"You'll see!" Why can he not tell me about anything?!

I sighed and listened to the boys. They were just walking. They didn't put Togepi in a poke'ball, did they?

"Hey guys, maybe we should stop for a rest."

"Good idea Brock!"

"Pika! ((Yea!))"

"Hey, where's Togepi?" Brock asked looking around. Now you notice?!

"I thought he was right behind us." Ash you moron!

"I told you he should be in a poke'ball, or you should hold him!" WHY DON'T YOU?!

"Nah, I have Pikachu to hold, what about you?" bad excuse!

"I have the map." Yet another bad excuse!

"Pikachu! Chu pika Pipipi! ((Stop fighting! We have to find Togepi!))"

They ran back only to find Togepi slowly waddling up the road.

"Toge toge. ((I'm tired.))"

"Pika Pipipi! Pikachu! ((Come on Togepi! You can do it!))"

I wasn't watching, I was too busy trying to hit them with my mallet shouting insane things of what I'm going to do to them.

"YOU IDIOTIC MORONS! *swip* HOW CAN YOU LEAVE TOGEPI TO WALK BY HIMSELF?! *swish* DIIIIIIIIE! *swing*"

"You know…" Satoshi started.

"SHOVE IT!"

"Okay."

I continued trying to smack them then I finally gave up after an hour.

"I'm ok!"

"That's good, because you need to save your strength for the next one."

"I'm scared to ask, but where are we going?"

"I don't know, but I'm sure you may know."

"Oh no…"

Here we go again….

~

This doesn't look familiar…

"Hey pretty girl! What's your name!"

"Oh no!" I groaned.

Guess who. Not ONLY did Brock find a pretty girl, but Brock found Tink. This means double trouble.

"Hi Tink!" Ash greeted.

Okay, so I was wrong.

TRIPLE trouble.

"Hi Ash, I'm holding you for that promise you did."

"What – oh."

"What promise?" Clueless Brock, as usual.

"*Sigh* nothing."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah fine, let's stop at the pokemon center."

So we all walked to the pokemon center. Me making faces at Tink the whole time. I even made Satoshi laugh a few times! (oOo what a task!)

When we got there, Brock immediately forgot Tink and ran to Nurse joy, and for once in my life, I didn't mind. Besides, it's not like I can do anything about, you know?

Ash sighed at Brock. Tink sweat-dropped and asked, "Is he always like this?"

"Sadly yes." Ash responded.

I snickered. No matter what, Brock will never change. That's my Brock =)

So while Brock annoyed Nurse Joy, Ash and Tink sat down and began to talk.

"So, are you going to go out with me now?"

Ash cocked his head in confusion. "Go out? But we were just out." Yes, that's my clueless Ash.

Tink growled in frustration. "I mean are you going to be my boyfriend?"

"Well…"

I groaned, not again.

"Not re-"

"Think it over! I'll be back tonight."

Tink just left like that! The nerve of that girl! ASH SAID NO YOU IDIOT!

After yelling some more death wishes for Tink, I ran over to Satoshi who stood in the corner with an amused look on his annoying face.

"SNAP YOUR FINGERS ALREADY!"

"Ok ok! You don't have to yell!"

"Of course I do!"

Satoshi rolled his eyes and snapped his fingers.

~

I blinked.

"Where are we?"

"Some bridge near the pokemon center, at night."

"I can see that." You know, the fact that the moon is out and no sun plus the fact that we're standing 10 feet away from a bridge over water does just slightly give it away….

Satoshi rolled his eyes once again.

I was about to comment when I noticed that someone was standing on the bridge.

Ash

He stood there leaning over the bridge with a spaced out look.

"Hey Ash!"

Oh no.

"Have you made your decision?" YES HE HAS!

"Like I was going to tell you back at the pokemon center – " NO!

"I'm sure you'd think otherwise when I kiss you." DON'T YOU DARE!

"No, that's quite alright." GO ASH!

Tink ignored him and pulled him close to her. "No, I'm sure you'll reconsider."

"Get off! I told you once and I'll tell you – "

Tink ignored him and kissed him hard on the lips. I'm GOING TO KILL HER!!! I started to yell some things that Satoshi had too come over and put his hand against my mouth.

Ash did his best to pull away. I saw him struggling. GO ASH! BEAT HER DOWN!

When she was done, she pulled back, but only her head. Once Satoshi let go of me, I began to try and choke her.

Ash was too stunned to move. MOVE YOU MORON!

She grinned evilly and started to take off his jacket.

Ash snapped back into reality and moved away. "Tink, go away!"

"No! No one says no to me! I ALWAYS get what I want!"

"Well, then I'm the first! Pikachu! THUNDERBOLT!"

"PIKA PIKA-PI CHU! ((LEAVE PIKA-PI ALONE!))"

When Pikachu was done, a charred Tink stood there not moving. Suddenly she ran away crying something.

I've never been more proud at Pikachu then now.

I looked at Ash who had a funny look on his face. "Are all girls like that Pikachu?"

"Pikachu… ((Who knows…))"

Ash said nothing but walked back to the pokemon center.

He began to fade out leaving me and Satoshi.

"Is he going to be ok?"

"After this, he'll never treat women the same again."

Poor Ash!

"Come on, I think this may cheer you up, a bit,"

I looked at Satoshi weird, but I obeyed and walked through the annoying bright portal.

~

"So why are we a pokemon center?"

"You'll see…"

Ok, that 'You'll see' saying is REALLY getting on my nerves!

"Live with it."

I slowly turned to Satoshi. How did he know what I was thinking? I KNEW he was reading my mind!

Satoshi noticed me, and a worried and scared expression replaced his calm face and his annoying grin.

He began to back up waving his arms in the air.

"I DID N'T READ YOU'RE MIND! I PROMISE!!!!"

I am REALLY steamed at him right now, so I took out my trusty mallet and hit him square of the head.

Oh how I miss doing that!

Satoshi stood there with his hands still in the air with a stunned look on his face.

I ignored him and turned back to the scene.

Nurse Joy was at the counter typing something up on the computer.

Trainers kept pouring in and out, I didn't recognize any one, except this one…

I saw an older kid, he looked around 20, he had brown hair and was really tan, in fact, he looked a lot like,

"BROCK!" I gasped out.

I ran to the still stunned Satoshi and began to shake him, "That isn't Brock, is it?! He looks so, so… old!"

Satoshi just stood there, I don't know what's wrong with him.

I growled in frustration and turned back to Brock walking up to Nurse joy.

"Hello Nurse Joy, could you fix me up a bit?" He asked, in his usual girl crazy way.

Nurse joy looked at him weird and asked. "I guess, what's your problem?"

"If you can please fix my heart, I'd be so happy!"

"And how may I ask am I supposed to do that?"

"Go out with me?"

Nurse Joy blinked for a moment, and to my utter surprise and horror, she agreed.

"I know you don'- what did you say?"

"I'll go out with you."

Now, I was the one immobilized. Brock? Nurse joy? That just doesn't seem right!

Satoshi walked up to me smirking.

"So Brock marries Nurse joy instead of his real mate."

"Brock? Nurse joy?"

Satoshi raised an eyebrow. "Yes, as you can see, his real mate is Suzie."

"Brock? Nurse joy?"

"Yes, we've established that fact."

"Brock? Nurse joy?"

"OK! WE KNOW THAT BROCK AND NURSE JOY GET TOGETHJER NOW STOP SAYING 'BROCK? NURSE JOY?'!"

I finally blinked out of my trance and asked, "So what does that have to do with me?"

"You weren't there to pull him away, and the next day Suzie would see him, and when she sees him with nurse Joy, she won't bother Brock."

"Oooh. So now Brock doesn't have an excuse when I pull him away!"

"Uh, yeah."

"So what's next?"

"Well, next I show you what happens when you do kill yourself."

"Oh."

"I should warn you, after you make your decision, if you chose to live, you won't remember a thing from here on out. Actually, the stuff from before you will only vaguely remember, but this now, you won't remember at all. OK?"

"Ok."

Satoshi snapped his fingers twice this time and another portal opened, this time, it looked slightly gray, what will happen now?

YEAHHH! I FINALLY finished this!

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