(HIIIIIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Heh... how about that? I'm sick, and I couldn't be more hyper. Must be all this tea I'm drinking... I'm on my sixth cup!
::sluuuuuuuuuurps:: Uh? Eh... make that seventh... Ahem. Anyway, if that little piece there didn't scare you away, then I commend you; you are truly
brave. XD No, this is just a little poem about Tak. Even though the eppy hasn't aired yet, I think I caught her pretty well. R&R and tell me what you
think!!! Now as much as I'd LUV to be able to call myself Tak's creator, I can't. One, it's not true, and I hate to lie. Two, I'd get sued, so... yeah.)




Tak


There's a place far away
In the shadows of which, I lurk
A real sight to be seen
Is the planet Irk.

There once was a time
Oh, so long ago
When the planet was happy
And spared room to grow.

But something went wrong
In Impending Doom I
And upon the wrong planet
Did one soldier cast his fun.

He ruined my home...
I must destroy him.
That ignorant moron!
And his *distasteful* name, "Zim".

I follow him now
On his "conquest" to Earth.
I'll torture him there
For all his Irken hide is worth.

To find a good home...
But what must I seek?
Ah! This fellow
Owns a big company!

Now! To hypnotize these humans
Make them think I'm their kid.
Heh. When I'm through, this planet
Won't know what hit it.

The next day, I enroll
In this... *thing* they call "skool".
Ugh! This will burn
When it's my turn to rule.

I've forgotton my speech!
Oh well, I'll have to ad lib
No sense in messing up
In front of that boy, "Dib".

I look over at Zim
How I want him dead!
Or maybe I should make him
My PERSONAL SLAVE instead.

The teacher nods at me
And says I can speak.
"Make a noise after that,
And you'll be dead by next week."

So close to victory...
I can't turn back...
You will soon call me Master!!
...But for now...

"Call me Tak."