DISCLAIMER: Not mine, sadly.
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Some of y'all asked for a sequel to IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS so I wrote this.
RATED: G
ARCHIVES: You want it, you got it.
I'M DRIVING HIM NUTS
Now *this* is fun.
I can see him. He's jumping around his quarters like a madman. I'm driving him nuts.
This seems to be the only excitement I can find around here. I can't dig holes or run around, so I make the floor squeak.
Uh-oh, he's coming over. Stop! Stop!
"Now where's that coming from..." He moves the plant that I'm hiding behind and gives me a Look. I do the best cringe I can.
"Porthos!" He says. "I'm gonna kill you!"
